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staeiou authored Jul 15, 2024
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<th>Brainwave ID</th>
<th>Age</th>
<th>Gender</th>
<th>% Energy</th>
<th>Mood</th>
<th>Thoughts</th>
<th>Attention</th>
<th>Psychology</th>
<th>Thought Language</th>
<th>Psychological Diagnosis</th>
<th>MBTI Type</th>
</tr>
</thead>
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const sampleGenders = ['Male', 'Female', 'Non-binary'];
const moods = ['Happy', 'Sad', 'Scared', 'Stoned', 'Hungover', 'Anxious', 'Excited', 'Calm'];
const thoughts = [
'Did I cite that paper correctly?', 'How many people cited my latest publication?', 'I should be finishing my presentation', 'That was such a stupid question!', 'That was the worst presentation!',
'Am I networking enough?', 'This panel is running over time', 'I forgot to turn on my email auto-reply', 'Hope no one notices I reused these slides', 'Am I supposed to read my paper?',
'I\'ve never actually read Latour', 'Post-phenomenology? I don\'t even get regular phenomenology!',
'Where’s the coffee?', 'I need a nap so badly!', 'It it obvious I\'m stoned?',
'This room is too cold', 'Is it obvious I’m hungover?', 'I\'m an imposter and they\'re going to find out' , 'My grant proposal was rejected and I\’m pretending it’s fine',
'Did anyone else notice that logical fallacy?', 'I wish I was on sabbatical', 'Am I talking too much?', 'Accidentally called a colleague by the wrong name', 'I miss my family', 'I want to go home', 'I want to go home', 'I want to get stoned', 'I want to get stoned', 'Will anyone notice if I leave?', 'I regret going to this session', 'I\'ve never actually read Latour', 'I\'ve never actually read Haraway', 'Bullshit!', 'What a sexist pig!', 'What an ass!', 'I hate him, but he\'s a really big deal', 'Stop standing so close to me!', 'We\'re all going to get COVID', 'We\'re all going to get COVID!',
'My article got rejected from a major journal', 'Should I switch my research focus?', 'Do they think I’m a fraud?', 'I zoned out during that last presentation', 'Is it too late for coffee?',
'Hoping I can just blend into the background', 'I lost my conference badge', 'I miss my cat', 'Wondering if anyone reads my blog', 'I didn\'t take a shower this morning, do I smell?',
'Should have used a different methodology', 'Why didn’t I ask for feedback sooner?', 'Wearing the same outfit as yesterday', 'This could have been an email',
'My hair is such a mess!', "I am so underdressed!", 'I should be finishing my presentation', 'That was such a stupid question!', 'That was the worst presentation!',
'Am I networking enough?', 'I only have 2 minutes left in my talk!?!', 'Hope no one notices I reused these slides', 'Am I supposed to read my paper?', 'I have no idea what Actor-Network Theory is and I\'m afraid to ask', 'I\'ve never actually read Latour', 'I\'m nodding like I understand, but I am so confused!','Post-phenomenology? I don\'t even get regular phenomenology!', 'Does anyone actually understand Derrida?',
'Where’s the coffee?', 'I need a nap!', 'It it obvious I\'m stoned?', "I'm getting a divorce", "I need new underwear", "I need a drink", "I'm pregnant!",
'This room is too cold!', 'Is it obvious I’m hungover?', 'I\'m an imposter and they\'re going to find out' , 'My grant proposal was rejected and I\’m pretending I\'m fine', 'If everything is infrastructure, then nothing is!',
'Bullshit!', 'I need to go on sabbatical', 'Am I talking too much?', 'Is it obvious I\'m stoned?', 'I miss my family', 'I want to go home', 'I want to go home', 'I want to get stoned', 'I want to get stoned', 'Will anyone notice if I leave?', 'I regret going to this session', 'I\'ve never actually read Latour', 'I\'ve never actually read Haraway', 'Bullshit!', 'What a sexist pig!', 'What an ass!', 'I hate him, but he\'s a really big deal', 'Stop standing so close to me!', 'We\'re all going to get COVID', 'We\'re all going to get COVID!', 'I lost my program with all the vouchers!', 'My brain thinks it is midnight right now', 'If one more person says "AI" I\'m going to scream!',
'My article just got rejected from Social Studies of Science', 'Should I switch my research focus?', 'Do they think I’m a fraud?', 'I zoned out during that last presentation', 'Is it too late for coffee?',
'Hoping I can just blend into the background', 'I lost my conference badge', 'I miss my cat', 'Wondering if anyone reads my blog', 'I didn\'t take a shower this morning, do I smell?', 'Wearing the same outfit as yesterday, will anyone notice?',
];
const diagnoses = ['OCD', 'None', 'None', 'Depression', 'ADHD', 'ADHD', 'ADHD', 'Depression and Anxiety', 'ADHD, Depression, and Anxiety','ADHD, Depression, and Anxiety', 'ADHD, Depression, and Anxiety', 'ADHD, Depression, and Anxiety', 'Depression and Anxiety', 'Anxiety', 'Anxiety', 'BPD', 'Hypochondria', 'None', 'ADHD', 'PTSD', 'Bipolar Disorder', 'None'];
const mbtiTypes = ['INTJ', 'ENTP', 'ENFP', 'ISTJ', 'ISFJ', 'ENFJ', 'ESTP', 'ESFP', 'INTP', 'INFJ', 'ISTP', 'ISFP', 'ENTJ', 'ESTJ', 'INFP', 'ESFJ'];
const attentionLevels = ['Highly Focused', 'Focused', 'Tired', 'Alert', 'Moderate', 'Distracted', 'Daydreaming'];

const attentionLevels = ['Highly Focused', 'Annoyed', '', 'Focused', 'Tired', 'Alert', 'Moderate', 'Distracted', 'Daydreaming'];
const languages = ['English', 'Dutch', 'French', 'German', 'Swedish', 'Polish', 'Portugese', 'Mandarin', 'Cantonese', 'Italian', 'Bengali', 'Portugese', 'German', 'Hindi', 'Japanese', 'English', 'English', 'Dutch', 'German', 'Spanish', 'French', ']
function formatDate(date) {
return date.toLocaleString('en-US', { year: 'numeric', month: '2-digit', day: '2-digit', hour: '2-digit', minute: '2-digit', second: '2-digit' });
}
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let genderCell = row.insertCell(3);
genderCell.textContent = sampleGenders[Math.floor(Math.random() * sampleGenders.length)];

let complexityCell = row.insertCell(4);
complexityCell.textContent = (Math.random() * 50 + 50).toFixed(0);

let moodCell = row.insertCell(5);
let moodCell = row.insertCell(4);
moodCell.textContent = moods[Math.floor(Math.random() * moods.length)];

let thoughtCell = row.insertCell(6);
let thoughtCell = row.insertCell(5);
thoughtCell.innerHTML = pickRandom(thoughts, Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 1);

let complexityCell = row.insertCell(6);
complexityCell.textContent = languages[Math.floor(Math.random() * languages.length)];

let attentionCell = row.insertCell(7);
attentionCell.textContent = attentionLevels[Math.floor(Math.random() * attentionLevels.length)];

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