Supernatural monster "database"
Balls!
Those wayward Winchester boys are in trouble again, hunting something down in New Orleans. You are Bobby Singer, you know how "idjits" they can be, so you have to prepare. They will call you any minute with the race of the thing, and you want to answer as soon as possible. By answer, I mean: tell them how to kill, or fight it.
You have something like a database (more like drunken doodling) to help them:
werewolf : Silver knife or bullet to the heart vampire : Behead it with a machete wendigo : Burn it to death shapeshifter : Silver knife or bullet to the heart angel : Use the angelic blade demon : Use Ruby's knife, or some Jesus-juice ghost : Salt and iron, and don't forget to burn the corpse dragon : You have to find the excalibur for that djinn : Stab it with silver knife dipped in a lamb's blood pagan god : It depends on which one it is leviathan : Use some Borax, then kill Dick ghoul : Behead it jefferson starship : Behead it with a silver blade reaper : If it's nasty, you should gank who controls it rugaru : Burn it alive skinwalker : A silver bullet will do it phoenix : Use the colt witch : They are humans else : I have friggin no idea yet So a call would go down like this:
The guys call you: bob('rugaru')
...and you reply (return) with the info, and your signature saying of yours! Burn it alive, idjits!
You now have a preloaded const drunkenDoodling, say thanks to ccrisis for it! :)