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Hall of Fame
playfulpachyderm edited this page Oct 6, 2014
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At Willet, we like to reward folks, and recognize milestones. As such, we have the Hall of Fame for interesting and exciting achievements.
- Achievements: in the style of XBox achievements, or PS3 Trophies.
- Willet Stickers: Awarded for outstanding efforts.
- Records: Company-wide feats.
- WTFs: Examples of bizarre code that has been written.
- Pull Requests: Special pull request ids that have been reached.
Name | Users | Description |
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What makes a man turn neutral? | nt3rp | Submitted a pull request with equal additions and deletions |
$200 | slannigan, 1337, grigoryk | Get no comments other than a "pass" for a PR(>100) |
Raptor Jesus | al-sudani | Get more comments than (lines of) changes for a PR |
We'll do it live | nt3rp | Have five of your hotfixes merged in a row. |
Dear Leader is Best leader | nt3rp | Say "pass" on your own PR. ("Here in North Korea, I rule with an iron fist") |
Right here, Right now | nt3rp,ktsimpso | Deploy a new version on a Friday afternoon. |
Zero fucks | alexblack | Deploy a new version on a Friday afternoon... and have it remain broken for the rest of the week. |
World's most dangerous man | ktsimpso | Deploy A version on a Friday afternoon AND have the same deployment last the weekend with no fixes |
Deployment ante Christo | Deploy a new version on a Sunday morning. | |
Not sure if... | TerranceN,1337 | Have your PR open and unmerged for half a year. |
Most Beautiful PR | grigoryk | The never ending quest for Mediocrity. Current leader. |
I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym | nt3rp | Create a pull request that nullifies/fixes the feature/bug it creates/causes. |
Meta king | 1337 | Create 50 achievements. |
Meta god | 1337 | Create a pull request with a number related to its changes. |
North Korea is Best Korea | Close a PR with > 200,000 deletions. | |
Eureka! | Replace a 3rd-party library with <5 lines of code (<80 chars per line). | |
SecondFunnel | Sneak in an easter egg in a PR to dev , and have it pass undetected until it gets merged to master . |
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SecondFunnel | nt3rp, 1337 | Cut number of EC2 instances in half with no apparent increase in load time. |
WET | Follow the Write Everything Twice (or We Enjoy Typing) principle by introducing a feature PR with no code reuse. | |
Propane and propane accessories | Do something once, and the same thing again, but in a different code base, and no copy/pasting. | |
Stallman's child | Open source some of the source in GPLv3 (with permission) | |
Flash | 1337, ktsimpso, kordex0 | Open your PR, and have someone else pass it within 3 minutes. |
Classic Kyle | Open your PR, and have someone else close it within 3 minutes. | |
Cap Trap | nt3rp | Open a PR on a public holiday. |
Crap Tap | Accidentally merge in the wrong PR from a mobile device. | |
I love decorating | Introduce a feature PR with only addition of decorators. | |
Boo decorating | Submit a PR that only removes decorators, to fix a problem caused by decorators. | |
Kentuckified | Somehow create a PR that makes the code relevant to KFC (franchise, or menu item). | |
Once upon a time | Fix a bug created two years ago (in own code or any library used) | |
I am the chosen one | 1337, al-sudani | Merge, into dev , a branch with your name in it. |
Almost there | Have someone pass your PR without noticing that you forgot to git add an essential file. |
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Blast Assist | hkpeprah | Submit a PR with more fixes (>1) than you knew it will solve. Alternately, fix two or more bugs with one PR, only one of which originally assigned to you. |
Hey guys, I'm feeling a lot better now | Get a pass on your PR after 10 consecutive rejections and reopens on the same PR. | |
Who would've known! | Fix that problem nobody knew about. (cannot be your own problem) | |
Big Cheese | nt3rp, 1337, AlexRiedler | Push to master like it's yours. (don't do it on purpose) |
World coder | Work on all of our code repositories. | |
Multiple choice (A) | slannigan | As a UI/UX designer, commit to a code repository. |
Multiple choice (B) | As a developer, save a working .psd or .ai file into the company Dropbox folder. |
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HA! Memory IS RAM! | Eliminate a source of memory leak. | |
Nothing can possibly go wrong | al-sudani, 1337, ktsimpso | Deploy while holding a beer.^ |
Hold my beer | 1337, al-sudani, ktsimpso | Deploy while someone else is holding your beer.^ |
"Made in Britain" | Commit from overseas. Then have the code fail. | |
Universally helpful | Correct someone else's PR by linking to your own, accepted Stack Overflow answer. | |
Back in my days, these were 7 bits | nt3rp, 1337, ktsimpso | Fix a problem caused by one character. |
I told you it is memcache | 1337 (March 2014) | Fix a problem, without deploying, by flushing the memcache. |
[Have you tried turning it off and on again?] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJaP4Ll75z0) | DrTeePot | Fix a problem, without deploying, by restarting the instance / app server. |
Classic Winger | After a month-long "court case"-style discussion on a PR, have your PR merged into dev. | |
The Zeigarnik effect | Open a pull request with the assumption that your work was complete. | |
The placebo effect | 1337 | Open a pull request that causes physical pain to two or more of your coworkers. |
I can has cheezburger | Push something with a lolcommit. | |
So lazy, Much CPU, Such pilferage Wow | al-sudani, 1337 | Mine Dogecoin with company property. |
Trend setter | AlexRiedler (:+1:), ktsimpso (@here ) |
Do one thing; everyone follows. |
Jackpot | Get the same PR number for three or more repositories. For PR numbers above 100, you can also include public repositories. | |
The best code... IN THE WORLD | Have your block of code (a 50+-line class or function) used in production, without any changes made to it for six consecutive months | |
The fastest code... IN THE WORLD | Speed up a task/process by ten times. To get this achievement, said task must not have been intentionally slowed down. | |
Huehuehuehue | 1337, ktsimpso | Reference anyone's mother in a commit message. |
She won't fit in 79 chars | Reference anyone's mother in a PEP8 line length violation. | |
Jesus is a feature, not a bug | ktsimpso | Revive a cancelled functionality by means of reverting git commits. Must not be the commit immediately before HEAD. Re-implementing it does not count. |
Everything is awesome | Have your PR merged and remain HEAD for the deployment branch for two consecutive weeks. |
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Mr./Mrs. Sysadmin | Either die a hero, or live long enough to hear yourself explain to your boss that "it was a replication issue". | |
Do you have a Sobeys card? | Create a PR using a hotfix branch with any number representing a produce, with any one of its commits being the produce's name. | |
Do you have an Optimum card? | Create a PR with more commits than number of lines changed | |
The only winning move is not to play | 1337 | Accidentally delete the master branch |
Most comments per pull request: 201 (community effort) 89 (grigoryk) 53 (grigoryk) 29 (TerranceN)
Largest pull request (additions + deletions): 26957 (community effort) 20922 ([grigoryk](https://github.com/Willet/SecondFunnel/pull/15))
Shortest pull request: 1 addition, 0 deletions, 63 characters (TerranceN)
Shortest unmerged pull request: 0 additions, 0 deletions, 0 characters (nt3rp)
Coming Soon
ID | User | Description |
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1 | BarbaraEMac, TerranceN, kordex0, 1337 | Number 1! |
2 | BarbaraEMac, TerranceN, kordex0, nt3rp | 2^1 |
4 | mrmch, TerranceN, kordex0, 1337 | 2^2 |
8 | BarbaraEMac, nt3rp, kordex0, 1337 | 2^3 |
10 | mrmch, TerranceN, kordex0, AlexRiedler | Binary 2 |
11 | mrmch, TerranceN, kordex0, AlexRiedler | Binary 3 |
16 | BarbaraEMac, TerranceN, kordex0, nt3rp | 2^4 |
32 | 1337, TerranceN, ianLeslie2, AlexRiedler | 2^5 |
42 | 1337, grigoryk, ianLeslie2, 1337 | The Answer |
64 | nt3rp, TerranceN, nealclark, hkpeprah | 2^6 |
79 | fraserharris, grigoryk, AlexRiedler | A lucky prime! |
100 | nt3rp, grigoryk, kordex0 | Binary 4 |
101 | fraserharris, grigoryk, kordex0 | Binary 5 |
110 | fraserharris, 1337, kordex0 | Binary 6 |
111 | nt3rp, 1337, kordex0 | Binary 7 |
123 | 1337, nt3rp | Lyrics from a song |
128 | nt3rp, 1337 | 2^7 |
150 | fraserharris, grigoryk | Gotta catch 'em all! (Gen 1) |
151 | nt3rp, 1337 | Catch ALL the Pokemon! (Gen 1) |
200 | slannigan, hkprepah | |
222 | nt3rp, hkprepah | |
234 | 1337, nt3rp | |
256 | nt3rp, 1337 | 2^8 |
300 | 1337, nt3rp | This is madness |
314 | nt3rp, 1337 | Pi |
333 | 1337, him again | |
345 | 1337, AlexRiedler | |
360 | nt3rp, 1337 | You spin me right round |
365 | nt3rp, hkprepah | |
400 | nt3rp, 1337 | |
404 | fraserharris, 1337 | Achievement Not Found |
444 | nt3rp | |
455 | kordex0 | |
456 | hkpeprah | |
500 | hkpeprah | |
512 | nt3rp | 2^9 |
555 | hkpeprah | |
567 | kordex0 | |
600 | 1337 | |
624 | 1337 | Tau |
640 | kordex0 | (This many PRs) ought to be enough for everybody |
654 | 1337 | |
666 | hkpeprah | It's hot in here |
678 | nt3rp | |
700 | nt3rp | Permissions Police |
711 | ktsimpso | One in every corner |
755 | 1337 | Executable |
765 | ktsimpso | |
768 | nt3rp | |
777 | nt3rp | We've reached series B! |
789 | DrTeePot | |
800 | 1337 | |
824 | 1337 | My PIN |
876 | ktsimpso | |
888 | nt3rp | |
900 | ktsimpso | |
911 | nt3rp | |
987 | DrTeePot | |
999 | 1337 | You berk! |
1000 | ktsimpso | Granddaddy |
1024 | 1337 | 2^10 |
1100 | 1337 | 12 in binary |
1101 | 1337 | 13 in binary |
1110 | DrTeePot | 14 in binary |
1111 | ktsimpso | 15 in binary |
1234 | 1337 | Look Ma' I can count |
1337 | playful.pachyderm | Meta recursion |
1500 | Consolation prize | |
2000 | 2000 in base 10 | |
10000 | 16 in binary |
^ per HR policy #1, you're not required to drink it