Hall of Fame

At Willet, we like to reward folks, and recognize milestones. As such, we have the Hall of Fame for interesting and exciting achievements.

• Achievements: in the style of XBox achievements, or PS3 Trophies.
• Willet Stickers: Awarded for outstanding efforts.
• Records: Company-wide feats.
• WTFs: Examples of bizarre code that has been written.
• Pull Requests: Special pull request ids that have been reached.

Achievements

Name	Users	Description
What makes a man turn neutral?	nt3rp	Submitted a pull request with equal additions and deletions
$200	slannigan, 1337, grigoryk	Get no comments other than a "pass" for a PR(>100)
Raptor Jesus	al-sudani	Get more comments than (lines of) changes for a PR
We'll do it live	nt3rp	Have five of your hotfixes merged in a row.
Dear Leader is Best leader	nt3rp	Say "pass" on your own PR. ("Here in North Korea, I rule with an iron fist")
Right here, Right now	nt3rp,ktsimpso	Deploy a new version on a Friday afternoon.
Zero fucks	alexblack	Deploy a new version on a Friday afternoon... and have it remain broken for the rest of the week.
World's most dangerous man	ktsimpso	Deploy A version on a Friday afternoon AND have the same deployment last the weekend with no fixes
Deployment ante Christo		Deploy a new version on a Sunday morning.
Not sure if...	TerranceN,1337	Have your PR open and unmerged for half a year.
Most Beautiful PR	grigoryk	The never ending quest for Mediocrity. Current leader.
I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym	nt3rp	Create a pull request that nullifies/fixes the feature/bug it creates/causes.
Meta king	1337	Create 50 achievements.
Meta god	1337	Create a pull request with a number related to its changes.
North Korea is Best Korea		Close a PR with > 200,000 deletions.
Eureka!		Replace a 3rd-party library with <5 lines of code (<80 chars per line).
SecondFunnel		Sneak in an easter egg in a PR to dev, and have it pass undetected until it gets merged to master.
SecondFunnel	nt3rp, 1337	Cut number of EC2 instances in half with no apparent increase in load time.
WET		Follow the Write Everything Twice (or We Enjoy Typing) principle by introducing a feature PR with no code reuse.
Propane and propane accessories		Do something once, and the same thing again, but in a different code base, and no copy/pasting.
Stallman's child		Open source some of the source in GPLv3 (with permission)
Flash	1337, ktsimpso, kordex0	Open your PR, and have someone else pass it within 3 minutes.
Classic Kyle		Open your PR, and have someone else close it within 3 minutes.
Cap Trap	nt3rp	Open a PR on a public holiday.
Crap Tap		Accidentally merge in the wrong PR from a mobile device.
I love decorating		Introduce a feature PR with only addition of decorators.
Boo decorating		Submit a PR that only removes decorators, to fix a problem caused by decorators.
Kentuckified		Somehow create a PR that makes the code relevant to KFC (franchise, or menu item).
Once upon a time		Fix a bug created two years ago (in own code or any library used)
I am the chosen one	1337, al-sudani	Merge, into dev, a branch with your name in it.
Almost there		Have someone pass your PR without noticing that you forgot to git add an essential file.
Blast Assist	hkpeprah	Submit a PR with more fixes (>1) than you knew it will solve. Alternately, fix two or more bugs with one PR, only one of which originally assigned to you.
Hey guys, I'm feeling a lot better now		Get a pass on your PR after 10 consecutive rejections and reopens on the same PR.
Who would've known!		Fix that problem nobody knew about. (cannot be your own problem)
Big Cheese	nt3rp, 1337, AlexRiedler	Push to master like it's yours. (don't do it on purpose)
World coder		Work on all of our code repositories.
Multiple choice (A)	slannigan	As a UI/UX designer, commit to a code repository.
Multiple choice (B)		As a developer, save a working .psd or .ai file into the company Dropbox folder.
HA! Memory IS RAM!		Eliminate a source of memory leak.
Nothing can possibly go wrong	al-sudani, 1337, ktsimpso	Deploy while holding a beer.^
Hold my beer	1337, al-sudani, ktsimpso	Deploy while someone else is holding your beer.^
"Made in Britain"		Commit from overseas. Then have the code fail.
Universally helpful		Correct someone else's PR by linking to your own, accepted Stack Overflow answer.
Back in my days, these were 7 bits	nt3rp, 1337, ktsimpso	Fix a problem caused by one character.
I told you it is memcache	1337 (March 2014)	Fix a problem, without deploying, by flushing the memcache.
[Have you tried turning it off and on again?] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJaP4Ll75z0)	DrTeePot	Fix a problem, without deploying, by restarting the instance / app server.
Classic Winger		After a month-long "court case"-style discussion on a PR, have your PR merged into dev.
The Zeigarnik effect		Open a pull request with the assumption that your work was complete.
The placebo effect	1337	Open a pull request that causes physical pain to two or more of your coworkers.
I can has cheezburger		Push something with a lolcommit.
So lazy, Much CPU, Such pilferage Wow	al-sudani, 1337	Mine Dogecoin with company property.
Trend setter	AlexRiedler (:+1:), ktsimpso (@here)	Do one thing; everyone follows.
Jackpot		Get the same PR number for three or more repositories. For PR numbers above 100, you can also include public repositories.
The best code... IN THE WORLD		Have your block of code (a 50+-line class or function) used in production, without any changes made to it for six consecutive months
The fastest code... IN THE WORLD		Speed up a task/process by ten times. To get this achievement, said task must not have been intentionally slowed down.
Huehuehuehue	1337, ktsimpso	Reference anyone's mother in a commit message.
She won't fit in 79 chars		Reference anyone's mother in a PEP8 line length violation.
Jesus is a feature, not a bug	ktsimpso	Revive a cancelled functionality by means of reverting git commits. Must not be the commit immediately before HEAD. Re-implementing it does not count.
Everything is awesome		Have your PR merged and remain HEAD for the deployment branch for two consecutive weeks.
Mr./Mrs. Sysadmin		Either die a hero, or live long enough to hear yourself explain to your boss that "it was a replication issue".
Do you have a Sobeys card?		Create a PR using a hotfix branch with any number representing a produce, with any one of its commits being the produce's name.
Do you have an Optimum card?		Create a PR with more commits than number of lines changed
The only winning move is not to play	1337	Accidentally delete the master branch

Records

Most comments per pull request: 201 (community effort) 89 (grigoryk) 53 (grigoryk) 29 (TerranceN)
Largest pull request (additions + deletions): 26957 (community effort) 20922 ([grigoryk](https://github.com/Willet/SecondFunnel/pull/15))

Shortest pull request: 1 addition, 0 deletions, 63 characters (TerranceN)

Shortest unmerged pull request: 0 additions, 0 deletions, 0 characters (nt3rp)

WTFs

Coming Soon

Pull Requests

ID	User	Description
1	BarbaraEMac, TerranceN, kordex0, 1337	Number 1!
2	BarbaraEMac, TerranceN, kordex0, nt3rp	2^1
4	mrmch, TerranceN, kordex0, 1337	2^2
8	BarbaraEMac, nt3rp, kordex0, 1337	2^3
10	mrmch, TerranceN, kordex0, AlexRiedler	Binary 2
11	mrmch, TerranceN, kordex0, AlexRiedler	Binary 3
16	BarbaraEMac, TerranceN, kordex0, nt3rp	2^4
32	1337, TerranceN, ianLeslie2, AlexRiedler	2^5
42	1337, grigoryk, ianLeslie2, 1337	The Answer
64	nt3rp, TerranceN, nealclark, hkpeprah	2^6
79	fraserharris, grigoryk, AlexRiedler	A lucky prime!
100	nt3rp, grigoryk, kordex0	Binary 4
101	fraserharris, grigoryk, kordex0	Binary 5
110	fraserharris, 1337, kordex0	Binary 6
111	nt3rp, 1337, kordex0	Binary 7
123	1337, nt3rp	Lyrics from a song
128	nt3rp, 1337	2^7
150	fraserharris, grigoryk	Gotta catch 'em all! (Gen 1)
151	nt3rp, 1337	Catch ALL the Pokemon! (Gen 1)
200	slannigan, hkprepah
222	nt3rp, hkprepah
234	1337, nt3rp
256	nt3rp, 1337	2^8
300	1337, nt3rp	This is madness
314	nt3rp, 1337	Pi
333	1337, him again
345	1337, AlexRiedler
360	nt3rp, 1337	You spin me right round
365	nt3rp, hkprepah
400	nt3rp, 1337
404	fraserharris, 1337	Achievement Not Found
444	nt3rp
455	kordex0
456	hkpeprah
500	hkpeprah
512	nt3rp	2^9
555	hkpeprah
567	kordex0
600	1337
624	1337	Tau
640	kordex0	(This many PRs) ought to be enough for everybody
654	1337
666	hkpeprah	It's hot in here
678	nt3rp
700	nt3rp	Permissions Police
711	ktsimpso	One in every corner
755	1337	Executable
765	ktsimpso
768	nt3rp
777	nt3rp	We've reached series B!
789	DrTeePot
800	1337
824	1337	My PIN
876	ktsimpso
888	nt3rp
900	ktsimpso
911	nt3rp
987	DrTeePot
999	1337	You berk!
1000	ktsimpso	Granddaddy
1024	1337	2^10
1100	1337	12 in binary
1101	1337	13 in binary
1110	DrTeePot	14 in binary
1111	ktsimpso	15 in binary
1234	1337	Look Ma' I can count
1337	playful.pachyderm	Meta recursion
1500		Consolation prize
2000		2000 in base 10
10000		16 in binary

^ per HR policy #1, you're not required to drink it