Updated splashes text

assets/minecraft/texts/splashes.txt

@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ Herregud!
 Complex cellular automata!
 Yes, sir!
 Played by cowboys!
-OpenGL 2.1 (if supported)!
+Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
 Thousands of colors!
 Try it!
 Age of Wonders is better!
@@ -163,7 +163,6 @@ Kick it root down!
 Regional resources!
 Woo, facepunch!
 Woo, somethingawful!
-Woo, /v/!
 Woo, tigsource!
 Woo, worldofminecraft!
 Woo, reddit!
@@ -302,7 +301,7 @@ Put that cookie down!
 Pretty scary!
 I have a suggestion.
 Now with extra hugs!
-Now Java 8!
+Java 16 + 1 = 17!
 Woah.
 HURNERJSGER?
 What's up, Doc?
@@ -415,3 +414,14 @@ Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
 Educate your friends on anti-racism!
 Support the BIPOC community and creators!
 Stand up for equality in your community!
+[this splash text is now available]
+Contains simulated goats!
+Home-made!
+There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
+The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
+Now you are thinking with pistons!
+Get to the coppah!
+Board game version also available!
+Honey, I waxed the copper!
+Plant-based light sources!
+Made by "real" people!