Merge pull request #39 from nacrt/patch-4-squirrel-facts

add more fun facts
SkyblockClient · Nov 2, 2023 · 4c85abc · 4c85abc
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diff --git a/docs/assets/funfacts.txt b/docs/assets/funfacts.txt
@@ -45,3 +45,8 @@ Here's a good list of ways to stop yourself from getting hacked:\nhttps://bit.ly
 Have a great day!
 Don't be scared to open a #support ticket in the Discord!\n(https://inv.wtf/skyclient)
 If you can read this, you are definitely not on macOS, or you are dreaming.\nOtherwise, all you'll see is a Mojang logo.
+Chapter IV Verse I\nSayeth The Goat of the Wood, "thou shalt not staple squirrels."
+Chapter IV, Verse II\nFor the bushy tail is righteous in the All-Mother's sight, and the chattering voice divine. Should that which is divine be adhered to that which is not divine?
+Chapter IV, Verse III\nRather, like the righteous squirrel, the wise man stores his nuts for the proper time, but the faithless man has no nuts to store.\nBy no means!
+Chapter IV, Verse IV\nIn this way the squirrel is good, and the lobster is bad. Wherefore squirrels may die so that squirrels may live, just as lobsters live so that lobsters may die.
+Chapter IV, Verse V\nAnd I say unto you... in those final days the groves will bend in agonized worship, and the nutless man will be judged with his own industrial penetration and godless adhesion. So the stapler will become the stapled.