Bot originally based off of The Avalanches' "Frontier Psychiatrist" and now it does whatever I want it to do
Commands:
!vecho
bot repeats what you write after !vecho
"who has the brain cell" (verbatim)
bot posts which user has the brain cell
!give (any text may follow)
owner of the brain cell transfers ownership. brain cell cannot be taken, only given willingly
Message contains !help
Bot explains game and links to readme.md
Message contains the following word(s) (case-insensitive):
keyword | bot response |
---|---|
foot or feet | you are shamed |
weep | bot corrects you with *ouiiip |
psychosomatic | THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY |
manifest | bot reacts with weird little emoji |
maybe someday | bot reacts to message with the magic conch shell from SpongeBob |
jenny | 8️⃣6️⃣7️⃣5️⃣3️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ |
Alanis or Ironic | 1/20 chance of Alanisposting |
jpeg | Hank Hill (doesn't trigger if a posted image is .jpeg or .jpg) |
too x to y |
2 fast 2 furious |
Shia Labeouf | Shia Surprise |
do it | Sheev Palpatine reaction (DEW IT) |
burgerboss | Bob response |
noncanonical | Tina response |
Victoria-specific commands:
message starts with "I think"
Victoria Justice reacts to your message with bad grammar usually
message contains "Victoria"
Bot posts a pic of herself, rarely with a quote
Messages starts with Victoria and ends with a ?
magic 8 ball (sometimes sassy)
Tell the bot "I love you"
she loves you too :)
Message contains "Toro"
"Did you just call me Toro?"