Friedrich Liechtenstein is your local trader for Ahoj-Brause. Provide paper and he will give you soda powder or milk him with a glass bottle to get his finest soda. He would also like to meet your mother.
"Ich hab' extrem lange Finger!"
Jens is a small Austrian streamer with a thriving meme culture. He will get horny if you feed him Corsair RAM. He also loves surströmming, so make sure to feed him fish and reap the rewards after some time of digesting!
"Nicht auf meine Yeezys, Digga!"
ApoRed acts like a skeleton and insults you if you hit him.
"Dame da ne, dame yo dame na no yo..."
Baka Mitai Creeper is disguised as a regular creeper but has a much larger explosion radius. But don't worry, it has a pretty long fuse time and plays Baka Mitai when exploding.
Drachenlord acts like a zombie pigman and spawns in the Nether. He will get very angry if you hit him!
Holzstammhuhn is a replica of Chicken's Log Chicken but it makes wooden sounds, so that's a bonus. It only exists because the German translation became a meme.
Islamist acts like a creeper and will spread his faith when exploding.
Marcell D'Avis acts like a zombie and is the manager for customer satisfaction at 1&1. He will tell you about the benefits of 1&1's products and customer support.
Mr. Bean acts like a zombie and limits his statements to "Magic" and snorting noises.
MZTEWolf acts like a wolf and is based on a lousy coder from Thuringia. It has a passion for Kotlin and Rust.
"Schalke 04, Liebe im Revier..."
Schalker acts like a shulker and will spread its love for soccer and the Ruhr area.
Smava Creeper acts like a creeper and is a pesky credit agent known from the infamous TV ads. Watch out, it is twice as fast and its explosions are twice as strong! It also explodes a little faster.
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