diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/_NF/paper/book-authorbooks.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/_NF/paper/book-authorbooks.ftl new file mode 100644 index 00000000000..92ac51e679a --- /dev/null +++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/_NF/paper/book-authorbooks.ftl @@ -0,0 +1,153 @@ +book-text-academia-volumeone = Scientific Academia Vol.I + + Title: Scientific Academia Vol.I + + Author: Bertle "Book" Bartleby + + Introduction + + Congratulations on recieving your honourary starters guide to the Scientific Method on the Frontier. In this three hundred and forty seven page thesis I will explain... (Oh, it seems someone has torn out the rest of the pages.) + +book-text-science-philospher = Cooking with the Philospher's Stone + + Section: Mystical Culinary Delights + + 1. Starmetal Elixir + + Ingredients: + + 1 tsp ground Starmetal + 1 cup hot water + 1 tbsp honey + 2 slices of lemon + Instructions: + + In a small pot, bring the water to a gentle boil. + Add the ground Starmetal and let it simmer for 5 minutes. + Remove from heat and strain the mixture into a cup. + Add honey and lemon slices for taste. + Enjoy the elixir warm, ideal for enhancing magical focus. + + 2. Dragon's Blood Stew + + Ingredients: + + 1 lb diced meat (your choice) + 2 tbsp Dragon's Blood resin (crushed) + 1 onion, chopped + 2 carrots, chopped + 2 potatoes, chopped + 4 cups beef or vegetable broth + Salt and pepper to taste + 1 tsp thyme + Instructions: + + In a large pot, brown the meat over medium heat. + Add the onions and cook until translucent. + Add the Dragon's Blood resin, carrots, potatoes, broth, salt, pepper, and thyme. + Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 1 hour, or until the meat is tender. + Serve hot, perfect for a hearty meal after a long quest. + + 3. Starmetal and Dragon's Blood Tea + + Ingredients: + + 1 tsp ground Starmetal + 1 tsp Dragon's Blood resin (crushed) + 1 cup boiling water + Honey or sugar to taste + Instructions: + + In a teapot or cup, combine the ground Starmetal and crushed Dragon's Blood resin. + Pour boiling water over the mixture and let it steep for 5 minutes. + Strain the tea into a cup and add honey or sugar to taste. + Enjoy this mystical blend for a magical boost in energy. + +book-text-science-dwarven = Dwarven Guide to Free Thinking + + Title: Dwarven Guide to Free Thinking + + Author: Grimbald Stoneheart + + Introduction + + Welcome, dear reader, to a journey unlike any other. I am Grimbald Stoneheart, a dwarf who has delved deep into the mines of knowledge and emerged with precious gems of wisdom. In this guide, I will share with you the secrets of opening one's mind, with a special focus on the potent substance known as Nåzomvim. Prepare to embark on a journey that will expand your horizons and challenge your perceptions. + + Chapter 1: Understanding Nåzomvim + + Nåzomvim, a rare and powerful substance, is extracted from the mystical Nåzom Tatlosh. A fish found in the depths of underground lakes. Revered for its mind-expanding properties, it is a key to unlocking the doors of perception. However, it must be approached with respect and caution, for its potency is not to be underestimated. + + Chapter 2: Preparing the Mind + + Before one can fully embrace the effects of Nåzomvim, it is essential to prepare the mind. This involves practices such as meditation, deep breathing, and visualization. These techniques help to clear the mind of clutter and create a receptive state for the transformative experience ahead. + + Chapter 3: The Ritual of Consumption + + The consumption of Nåzomvim is a sacred ritual. It should be done in a quiet, comfortable space, free from distractions. A small dose is all that is needed to begin the journey. As the Nåzomvim takes effect, one may feel a sense of euphoria, followed by a profound opening of the mind. + + Chapter 4: Navigating the Expanded Mind + + With the mind open, you will experience thoughts and ideas flowing freely, unbound by the constraints of conventional thinking. It is a time to explore, to question, and to discover. Keep a journal nearby to record your insights and revelations, for they may prove invaluable. + + Chapter 5: Integration and Reflection + + After the effects of Nåzomvim have subsided, it is crucial to take time for integration and reflection. This is when the true value of the experience is realized. Reflect on what you have learned and how it can be applied to your life. The goal is not just to think freely but to live freely as well. + + Conclusion + + The journey of opening one's mind is a lifelong quest, and Nåzomvim is but one tool in the vast arsenal of knowledge. Embrace the lessons learned, and continue to seek out new experiences and perspectives. Remember, the mind is like a forge; it must be constantly tended and fueled to produce the finest creations. + + May your mind be as open as the halls of our ancestors, and may your thoughts flow as freely as the mountain streams. + + With wisdom and respect, + Grimbald Stoneheart + +book-text-science-clown = Honker's Hilarious Tight-Five + + Title: Honker's Hilarious Tight-Five + + Setting: A small, dimly lit stage on a spaceship. A spotlight shines on a microphone stand at the center. The audience, consisting of various aliens and humans, is buzzing with anticipation. Suddenly, the lights dim, and a spotlight illuminates Honker, the space clown, who bounces onto the stage wearing a bright, mismatched outfit with oversized shoes and a red nose that honks. + + Honker: (Waving) Hey there, galaxy gang! It's me, Honker, your favorite space clown! (Honks nose) Ready to blast off into some laughs? + + Audience: (Applause and cheers) + + Honker: So, I was floating around the Milky Way the other day, and I bumped into an asteroid. I said, "Hey, watch where you're going!" And the asteroid said, "I've been here for millions of years, where have you been?" I said, "Stuck in traffic on Mars, where else?" (Honks nose) + + Audience: (Laughter) + + Honker: Speaking of Mars, you ever notice how Martians never laugh? I asked one why, and he said, "We don't have a sense of humor. It's not in our atmosphere." So I gave him a balloon animal, and guess what? It floated away! (Mimics balloon floating away) Guess their sense of humor isn't the only thing that's light! (Honks nose) + + Audience: (More laughter) + + Honker: And what's the deal with space food? I ordered a pizza on the moon, and it took light-years to arrive! When it finally got there, I was like, "This is cold!" And the delivery guy said, "What did you expect? It's a cheese moon!" (Shrugs) At least it was crater-free! (Honks nose) + + Audience: (Laughing) + + Honker: You know, I tried to start a band with some aliens. We called ourselves "The Cosmic Jokers." But we had to break up. Turns out, a black hole can't play drums, and a supernova is terrible at keeping time. The only thing we were good at was causing a big bang! (Honks nose) + + Audience: (Laughter and applause) + + Honker: (Bowing) Thank you, thank you! You've been a stellar audience! Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream, but everyone can hear you laugh! Keep smiling, and may your stars always shine bright! (Honks nose one last time) + + Audience: (Applause and cheers as Honker takes a bow and exits the stage) + + Honker: (Bouncing back into the spotlight) Oh, I almost forgot to tell ya about the time I tried to inject an asteroid with laughter! (Pauses for effect) You see, I thought, if I could just get this space rock to crack up, maybe we'd get along better. + + Audience: (Curious murmuring) + + Honker: So, there I am, floating up to this giant rock with a giant syringe filled with pure, concentrated laughter. (Mimics holding a large syringe) I push in the plunger, and you know what happened? + + Audience: (Leans in) What? + + Honker: It started giggling! A little chuckle at first, then a full-on belly laugh! (Imitates asteroid laughing) Turns out, all it needed was a good joke! So I asked, "Why did the astronaut break up with the planet?" "Because it needed space!" + + Audience: (Laughter) + + Honker: And just like that, we were on a rock 'n' roll! Literally, that asteroid laughed so hard, it changed its orbit! Now, whenever it passes by, it gives a little chuckle. Reminding us all, even the stoniest faces in the universe can crack a smile! + + Audience: (Laughter and applause) + + Honker: (Bows) Thank you, thank you! Remember, laughter's the best medicine, even for asteroids! Keep spreading those smiles, and let's make the universe a happier place, one rock at a time! (Honks nose) + + Audience: (Cheers and applause as Honker exits the stage) diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Fills/Books/bookshelf.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Fills/Books/bookshelf.yml index b52e8530085..19277a81b1b 100644 --- a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Fills/Books/bookshelf.yml +++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Fills/Books/bookshelf.yml @@ -125,3 +125,15 @@ - id: BookInspiration prob: 0.1 orGroup: BookAuthor + - id: BookScienceTextbook # Frontier + prob: 0.1 # Frontier + orGroup: BookAuthor # Frontier + - id: BookSciencePhilospher # Frontier + prob: 0.1 # Frontier + orGroup: BookAuthor # Frontier + - id: BookScienceDwarven # Frontier + prob: 0.1 # Frontier + orGroup: BookAuthor # Frontier + - id: BookScienceClown # Frontier + prob: 0.1 # Frontier + orGroup: BookAuthor # Frontier diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/_NF/Entities/Objects/Misc/books_author.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/_NF/Entities/Objects/Misc/books_author.yml new file mode 100644 index 00000000000..9b73fd8fc68 --- /dev/null +++ b/Resources/Prototypes/_NF/Entities/Objects/Misc/books_author.yml @@ -0,0 +1,71 @@ +- type: entity + parent: BookBase + id: BookScienceTextbook + name: scientific academia vol.i + description: Volume One of the Science Textbook series. + components: + - type: Sprite + sprite: Objects/Misc/books.rsi + layers: + - state: paper + - state: cover_strong + color: "#542485" + - state: decor_wingette_circle + color: "#be69f0" + - state: icon_dna + - type: Paper + content: book-text-academia-volumeone + +- type: entity + parent: BookScienceTextbook + id: BookSciencePhilospher + name: cooking with the philospher's stone + description: A CentCom issued mixologist's book? 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