diff --git a/data/attacks/flirt.json b/data/attacks/flirt.json
index 5708bdf6d..037a12ef5 100644
--- a/data/attacks/flirt.json
+++ b/data/attacks/flirt.json
@@ -15,7 +15,6 @@
             "That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.",
             "You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want one more?",
             "Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.",
-            "Hey beautiful, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?",
             "I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.",
             "Aren't your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.",
             "I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true.",
@@ -36,7 +35,6 @@
             "I want to put on my velcro gloves and fuck you like a sheep.",
             "Lets say you and I knock some very /sensual/ boots.",
             "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?",
-            "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?",
             "I'm here, where are your other two wishes?",
             "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have FINE written all over you.",
             "Do you have a mirror in your jeans? Cause I can see myself in your ass.",
@@ -65,7 +63,6 @@
             "If I'd have held you any closer I'd be in back of you.",
             "I wish I were on Facebook so I could poke you.",
             "Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.",
-            "I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof.",
             "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.",
             "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.",
             "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?",
diff --git a/data/attacks/lart.json b/data/attacks/lart.json
index 71449068b..c5fe35e20 100644
--- a/data/attacks/lart.json
+++ b/data/attacks/lart.json
@@ -55,7 +55,6 @@
         "mixes epoxy into {user}'s toothpaste.",
         "puts Icy-Hot in {user}'s lube container.",
         "forces {user} to use a Commodore 64 for all their word processing.",
-        "puts {user} in a room with several heavily armed manic depressives.",
         "makes {user} watch reruns of \"Blue's Clues\".",
         "puts lye in {user}'s coffee.",
         "tattoos the Windows symbol on {user}'s ass.",