diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Delta/delta.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Delta/delta.dmm
index 110da8fbb8f..7640150e18a 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Delta/delta.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Delta/delta.dmm
@@ -82419,7 +82419,7 @@
 /obj/item/paper/safe_code{
 	owner = "hos"
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /obj/item/lighter/zippo/hos,
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/ussp_laboratory.dmm b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/ussp_laboratory.dmm
index 768180d507c..8cf3f4df04a 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/ussp_laboratory.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/ussp_laboratory.dmm
@@ -2086,7 +2086,7 @@
 "CX" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /obj/item/bedsheet/red,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /obj/machinery/vending/wallmed{
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/RandomZLevels/blackmarketpackers.dmm b/_maps/map_files/RandomZLevels/blackmarketpackers.dmm
index cccc430f8da..e9c760ed973 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/RandomZLevels/blackmarketpackers.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/RandomZLevels/blackmarketpackers.dmm
@@ -3651,7 +3651,7 @@
 /obj/structure/toilet/golden_toilet{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c500{
@@ -4429,7 +4429,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/awaymission/BMPship/Bath)
 "so" = (
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_y = 32;
 	layer = 2.9
 	},
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/cyberiad/cyberiad.dmm b/_maps/map_files/cyberiad/cyberiad.dmm
index 9517cbdb095..f852a95abfa 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/cyberiad/cyberiad.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/cyberiad/cyberiad.dmm
@@ -66579,7 +66579,7 @@
 	dir = 1
 	},
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/civilian,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_y = -32
 	},
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/generic/CentComm.dmm b/_maps/map_files/generic/CentComm.dmm
index a8be2015ae5..4893a6d8a88 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/generic/CentComm.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/generic/CentComm.dmm
@@ -21789,7 +21789,7 @@
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/table/wood/fancy/black,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_x = -32
 	},
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/siding/wood{
@@ -24485,7 +24485,7 @@
 /obj/structure/chair/sofa{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /turf/simulated/floor/carpet/black,
@@ -48496,7 +48496,7 @@
 /area/shuttle/syndicate)
 "xws" = (
 /obj/structure/filingcabinet/employment,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /turf/simulated/floor/carpet/black,
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/generic/z2_old.dmm b/_maps/map_files/generic/z2_old.dmm
index f14e241bd97..a69522586c0 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/generic/z2_old.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/generic/z2_old.dmm
@@ -8259,7 +8259,7 @@
 /area/ussp_ship)
 "gly" = (
 /obj/structure/decorative_structures/metal/statue/golden_disk,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /turf/simulated/floor/indestructible{
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm
index 2606ab3dfd3..b49c0b1c97b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm
@@ -678,9 +678,9 @@
 	poster_item_desc = "Крайне Секретный постер."
 	poster_item_icon_state = "rolled_poster"
 
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/yug0
-	name = "Соблазнительная Красноволосая Красотка"
-	desc = "На плакате изображена крайне сексуальная девушка.\nВнизу подпись: Фотография сделана Аскетом."
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/secret/lady
+	name = "Scientist lady"
+	desc = "A gorgeous looking lady wearing a labcoat. Whoah, hot!"
 	icon_state = "poster1_secret"
 
 #undef PLACE_SPEED
diff --git a/icons/obj/contraband.dmi b/icons/obj/contraband.dmi
index ab98d836141..667def50fea 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/contraband.dmi and b/icons/obj/contraband.dmi differ