codercal.preset.js

'use strict';

module.exports = {
    calenders: [
        {
            creator: 0,
            owner: 0,
            id: 'codercal',
            title: '程序员老黄历',
            dictionaries: [
                {
                    id: 'vars',
                    random: 12,
                    items: ['jieguo', 'huodong', 'pay', 'expire', 'zhangdan', 'every', 'free', 'i1', 'a', 'virtual', 'ad', 'spider', 'mima', 'pass', 'ui'],
                },
                {
                    id: 'tools',
                    random: 11,
                    items: ['Eclipse 写程序', 'MSOffice 写文档', '记事本 写程序', 'Windows8', 'Linux', 'MacOS', 'IE', 'Android 设备', 'iOS 设备'],
                },
                {
                    id: 'lengths',
                    random: 12,
                    items: [30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223, 224, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261, 262, 263, 264, 265, 266, 267, 268, 269, 270, 271, 272, 273, 274, 275, 276],
                },
                {
                    id: 'directions',
                    random: 2,
                    items: ['北方', '东北方', '东方', '东南方', '南方', '西南方', '西方', '西北方'],
                },
                {
                    id: 'drinks',
                    pick: 2,
                    items: ['水', '茶', '红茶', '绿茶', '咖啡', '奶茶', '可乐', '鲜奶', '豆奶', '果汁', '果味汽水', '苏打水', '运动饮料', '酸奶', '酒'],
                },
                {
                    id: 'stars',
                    random: 6,
                    items: ['★☆☆☆☆', '★★☆☆☆', '★★★☆☆', '★★★★☆', '★★★★★'],
                },
            ],
            activities: [
                {
                    name: '写单元测试',
                    good: '写单元测试将减少出错',
                    bad: '写单元测试会降低你的开发效率',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '洗澡',
                    good: '你几天没洗澡了？',
                    bad: '会把设计方面的灵感洗掉',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '锻炼一下身体',
                    good: '',
                    bad: '能量没消耗多少，吃得却更多',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '抽烟',
                    good: '抽烟有利于提神，增加思维敏捷',
                    bad: '除非你活够了，死得早点没关系',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '白天上线',
                    good: '今天白天上线是安全的',
                    bad: '可能导致灾难性后果',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '重构',
                    good: '代码质量得到提高',
                    bad: '你很有可能会陷入泥潭',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '使用 %tools%',
                    good: '你看起来更有品位',
                    bad: '别人会觉得你在装逼',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '跳槽',
                    good: '该放手时就放手',
                    bad: '鉴于当前的经济形势，你的下一份工作未必比现在强',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '招人',
                    good: '你面前这位有成为牛人的潜质',
                    bad: '这人会写程序吗？',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '面试',
                    good: '面试官今天心情很好',
                    bad: '面试官不爽，会拿你出气',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '提交辞职申请',
                    good: '公司找到了一个比你更能干更便宜的家伙，巴不得你赶快滚蛋',
                    bad: '鉴于当前的经济形势，你的下一份工作未必比现在强',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '申请加薪',
                    good: '老板今天心情很好',
                    bad: '公司正在考虑裁员',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '晚上加班',
                    good: '晚上是程序员精神最好的时候',
                    bad: '',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '在妹子面前吹牛',
                    good: '改善你矮穷挫的形象',
                    bad: '会被识破',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '撸管',
                    good: '避免缓冲区溢出',
                    bad: '强撸灰飞烟灭',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '浏览成人网站',
                    good: '重拾对生活的信心',
                    bad: '你会心神不宁',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '命名变量 \'%vars%\'',
                    good: '',
                    bad: '',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '写超过 %lengths% 行的方法',
                    good: '你的代码组织的很好，长一点没关系',
                    bad: '你的代码将混乱不堪，你自己都看不懂',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '提交代码',
                    good: '遇到冲突的几率是最低的',
                    bad: '你遇到的一大堆冲突会让你觉得自己是不是时间穿越了',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '代码复审',
                    good: '发现重要问题的几率大大增加',
                    bad: '你什么问题都发现不了，白白浪费时间',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '开会',
                    good: '写代码之余放松一下打个盹，有益健康',
                    bad: '小心被扣屎盆子背黑锅',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '打 DOTA',
                    good: '你将有如神助',
                    bad: '你会被虐的很惨',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '晚上上线',
                    good: '晚上是程序员精神最好的时候',
                    bad: '你白天已经筋疲力尽了',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '修复 BUG',
                    good: '你今天对 BUG 的嗅觉大大提高',
                    bad: '新产生的 BUG 将比修复的更多',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '设计评审',
                    good: '设计评审会议将变成头脑风暴',
                    bad: '人人筋疲力尽，评审就这么过了',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '需求评审',
                    good: '',
                    bad: '',
                    weekday: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '上微博',
                    good: '今天发生的事不能错过',
                    bad: '今天的微博充满负能量',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '上 AB站',
                    good: '还需要理由吗？',
                    bad: '满屏兄贵亮瞎你的眼',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
                {
                    name: '玩 FlappyBird',
                    good: '今天破纪录的几率很高',
                    bad: '除非你想玩到把手机砸了',
                    weekday: true,
                    weekend: true,
                },
            ],
            specials: [
                {
                    name: '待在男（女）友身边',
                    bad: '脱团火葬场，入团保平安。',
                    date: 214,
                },
            ],
            hints: [
                '座位朝向：面向%directions%写程序，BUG 最少。',
                '今日宜饮：%drinks%',
                '女神亲近指数：%stars%',
            ],
        },
    ],

    lucks: [
        {
            creator: 0,
            owner: 0,
            id: 'coderluck',
            title: '程序员求签',
            random: 42,
            rates: [
                {
                    name: '超大吉',
                    weight: 10,
                    description: '',
                },
                {
                    name: '大吉',
                    weight: 100,
                    description: '',
                },
                {
                    name: '吉',
                    weight: 500,
                    description: '',
                },
                {
                    name: '小吉',
                    weight: 800,
                    description: '',
                },
                {
                    name: '???',
                    weight: 300,
                    description: '',
                },
                {
                    name: '小凶',
                    weight: 800,
                    description: '',
                },
                {
                    name: '凶',
                    weight: 500,
                    description: '',
                },
                {
                    name: '大凶',
                    weight: 100,
                    description: '',
                },
                {
                    name: '超大凶',
                    weight: 10,
                    description: '',
                },
            ],
        },
    ],

    suffix: {
        214: '❤',
        604: '🕯',
        817: '🐸🎂',
        1024: '🖥',
    },
};