#1
A man walked into a bar. OUCH!
#2 Dorian Gray jokes never get old
#3 I just lost my mood ring...not sure how I feel about this.
#4 I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic
#5 A missing letter can make a word of difference.
#6 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
#7 I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
#8 People are making end of world jokes like there's no tomorrow.
#9 I’ve decided to sell my Hoover - it was just collecting dust.
#10 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.