tipbot joke

[miguelvazsilva]

New command for the tipbot:

Result: One short IT joke, some examples:

"Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code."

"Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."

"My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features."

"CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980."

"The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong."

"My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta."

"Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand."

"Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay."

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

[noescape00]

interesting idea but imho it will bloat help message.
I think adding more commands to the bot will make them hard to grasp