YKS_344_transcript_3.json

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        "transcription": " over the PA system and then impersonates"
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        "transcription": " flying around the office playing fortunate son in"
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    {
        "elapsed_time": 20100.0,
        "transcription": " imitating shooting Kelly while telling Jim, you just don't"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20150.0,
        "transcription": " leave them as far. Okay."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20200.0,
        "transcription": " All right, well listening to"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20250.0,
        "transcription": " Spotify someone from the office is just like"
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    {
        "elapsed_time": 20300.0,
        "transcription": " Geez new thing and then some"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20350.0,
        "transcription": " hospitals"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20400.0,
        "transcription": " Michael discovers our slash anti-work."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20450.0,
        "transcription": " So kind of a meta thing."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20500.0,
        "transcription": " where Michael is on Reddit in the end."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20550.0,
        "transcription": " is the one. I mean, what would be really crazy is if he just"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20600.0,
        "transcription": " discovered our slash Reddit rights the office, right? Yeah."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20650.0,
        "transcription": " Because then he would be like what am I a character in a show?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20700.0,
        "transcription": " How come they have the picture of me when I went to prison? That's fine."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20750.0,
        "transcription": " on here. What is that? How did they get that picture of me?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20800.0,
        "transcription": " Although I guess part of the concealer show is that they do talk."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20850.0,
        "transcription": " to cameras for some reason. I guess they're aware of it. Yeah. What is"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20900.0,
        "transcription": " What is it? Is it supposed to be that they're doing a doc?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 20950.0,
        "transcription": " You're doing a documentary or something. And that and they"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21000.0,
        "transcription": " did they continue that for like seven seasons of it as well?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21050.0,
        "transcription": " is so compelling I think that the crew had to... Okay."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21100.0,
        "transcription": " keep document even though most of it is just like internet"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21150.0,
        "transcription": " S.I.N. squabbles. Yeah, he hit my stapler."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21200.0,
        "transcription": " That's his goal. I gotta get this. And then later they come."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21250.0,
        "transcription": " cut it together to make the show that we know as the"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21300.0,
        "transcription": " office is that what it is? I think so."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21350.0,
        "transcription": " fucking weird, isn't it? Um, I'm"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21400.0,
        "transcription": " reading down here one of these says Michael says okay what"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21450.0,
        "transcription": " But if Hitler reincarnated."
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    {
        "elapsed_time": 21500.0,
        "transcription": " Angela, if God was going to allow reincarnation"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21550.0,
        "transcription": " he wouldn't waste it on Hitler."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21600.0,
        "transcription": " I think he has a certain amount of reincarnation he could do. He's fucking..."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21650.0,
        "transcription": " and I'm nippin' it. He's not gonna bully blow it, is kind of..."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21700.0,
        "transcription": " kind of weird to think of it like that. But this is Angela talking."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21750.0,
        "transcription": " right so you have to keep in mind that Angela is someone who would."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21800.0,
        "transcription": " You can say that. Michael downloads Tinder."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21850.0,
        "transcription": " Dwight finds out Kelly is using TikTok."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21900.0,
        "transcription": " Oh, another coronavirus."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 21950.0,
        "transcription": " Smiteake on Coronavirus episodes of three of them."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22000.0,
        "transcription": " Okay, so far."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22050.0,
        "transcription": " I'm sorry if this isn't"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22100.0,
        "transcription": " the right community to post this on but why have I always had an unexplainable"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22150.0,
        "transcription": " explainable hatred for Phyllis. Yeah, this is not the right form."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22200.0,
        "transcription": " right?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22250.0,
        "transcription": " That's not really great. This is more about what your idea is."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22300.0,
        "transcription": " are for the"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22350.0,
        "transcription": " for the show, you're not supposed to just hate the character at home."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22400.0,
        "transcription": " uh, whatever. Yeah, there's a lot of good stuff."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22450.0,
        "transcription": " here. Michael hires a drag queen. Okay, that person"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22500.0,
        "transcription": " has deleted their account."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22550.0,
        "transcription": " the show. Yeah, I want more. If you've watched all of it, check out the"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22600.0,
        "transcription": " read it right to the office, sub-read it."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22650.0,
        "transcription": " You know what? I'm actually..."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22700.0,
        "transcription": " I don't know, am I encouraged to see this? There's one here from five months ago."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22750.0,
        "transcription": " go. That says office reboot is"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22800.0,
        "transcription": " Is anyone interested in working on some spec scripts for the Office region?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22850.0,
        "transcription": " boot. Now you would think of all places."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22900.0,
        "transcription": " our slash read it right to the office would jump."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 22950.0,
        "transcription": " at the opportunity to write some, I guess they're re-bending the office, I don't know."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23000.0,
        "transcription": " that one has zero upvotes and zero"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23050.0,
        "transcription": " What come on guys what would you why would you"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23100.0,
        "transcription": " you, what is it then if you don't want to write spec scripts for"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23150.0,
        "transcription": " the office wouldn't are you doing now we're kind of just doing"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23200.0,
        "transcription": " And this core guy doing I don't think we don't want to go."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23250.0,
        "transcription": " We don't want to go pro. That does take the joy out."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23300.0,
        "transcription": " of it a little bit I guess. Well anyway."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23350.0,
        "transcription": " Check that out. Hey, we got something to check out here. It's the update on the old fixed"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23400.0,
        "transcription": " sloth underway."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23450.0,
        "transcription": " You tend to get a t sur rural."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23500.0,
        "transcription": " My said so loud."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23550.0,
        "transcription": " Why is that so loud? Bring that down, Dan. Turn that shit down."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23600.0,
        "transcription": " Don't tell me what to do. Weird Al Yankovic is performing."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23650.0,
        "transcription": " in Scranton. Okay."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23700.0,
        "transcription": " I'll update on the old Kickstarter mic. This is interesting here. This is why."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23750.0,
        "transcription": " Wow, this is from, is this that recent three?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23800.0,
        "transcription": " 35. Yeah, just a couple of."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23850.0,
        "transcription": " So let's go. Oh, this is crazy."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23900.0,
        "transcription": " Treatiments. Jeff? Aww."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 23950.0,
        "transcription": " But this is createments our old friend create"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24000.0,
        "transcription": " say that it just shows here"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24050.0,
        "transcription": " ornament thing from episode 335."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24100.0,
        "transcription": " Yeah, this was the one that had sort of a non"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24150.0,
        "transcription": " on the script. It did somehow more fintile"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24200.0,
        "transcription": " like two, maybe three different."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24250.0,
        "transcription": " shapes, but they're all pretty similar. Yeah."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24300.0,
        "transcription": " pretty bad. The DNA strand looking..."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24350.0,
        "transcription": " metal ornament that you could put on the tree."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24400.0,
        "transcription": " sort of like a papercraft looking thing."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24450.0,
        "transcription": " Yeah, well, I think the thing about that one was, obviously, innocent."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24500.0,
        "transcription": " project, but did need a lot of capital."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24550.0,
        "transcription": " to get started and it wasn't really clear"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24600.0,
        "transcription": " why they wanted over a hundred and six"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24650.0,
        "transcription": " $62,000. And at the time,"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24700.0,
        "transcription": " It looks like we talked about it had 26."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24750.0,
        "transcription": " of those dollars and ended on that number."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24800.0,
        "transcription": " six because we're getting"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24850.0,
        "transcription": " wrong date down here for the update. Let me see what this is. Let me see what this is. Let me once there."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24900.0,
        "transcription": " No, that's right. Yeah, well because it would have been around Christmas"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 24950.0,
        "transcription": " It is 2021, it serves."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25000.0,
        "transcription": " Three years ago. Oh, okay, maybe it's the let me this account."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25050.0,
        "transcription": " No, no, no, no, no. What we did, I, you're forgetting it now."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25100.0,
        "transcription": " I'm remembering it. What we did for the Christmas episode is we talked about"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25150.0,
        "transcription": " Christmas projects from across"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25200.0,
        "transcription": " time. But we hadn't it's not we hadn't done this one before. So still new."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25250.0,
        "transcription": " Okay, okay, because I was confused. It says 20 to 1"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25300.0,
        "transcription": " Anyway, he has an update on the project says."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25350.0,
        "transcription": " Doesn't look good. Yeah."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25400.0,
        "transcription": " And he says, I'm sorry."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25450.0,
        "transcription": " this didn't work out, thanks for your consideration."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25500.0,
        "transcription": " That staks I"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25550.0,
        "transcription": " the because you want to get you want to cut them down to size when they want"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25600.0,
        "transcription": " So much money, but then the humility of saying that"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25650.0,
        "transcription": " Do we not cover this one? I guess what the update?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25700.0,
        "transcription": " move. Yeah. And last week clicked in less we did."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25750.0,
        "transcription": " and click over to the updates tab, which is possible."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25800.0,
        "transcription": " Maybe we did, maybe we didn't. But of course, anyone hearing this?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25850.0,
        "transcription": " This is not going to remember it either because they were sleeping so it doesn't really make it"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25900.0,
        "transcription": " difference whether we said it or not. We can say anything we want right"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 25950.0,
        "transcription": " I'm actually you guys talked no we didn't"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26000.0,
        "transcription": " No, we didn't. You're misremembering it. Um, that was"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26050.0,
        "transcription": " That was a Mandela effect. Yep, number one."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26100.0,
        "transcription": " And it was probably chat GPT as well."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26150.0,
        "transcription": " So there is one, this"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26200.0,
        "transcription": " Okay, there is one from the last year though because it's so..."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26250.0,
        "transcription": " 336. Poor and rich man."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26300.0,
        "transcription": " I feel like I've seen, didn't he reboot this one a couple times also?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26350.0,
        "transcription": " Diddy this had one dollar and"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26400.0,
        "transcription": " with $1.00. Poor and rich man. Okay. The film."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26450.0,
        "transcription": " on the street corner."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26500.0,
        "transcription": " incomprehensible movie."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26550.0,
        "transcription": " It was funny because in contrast to the creatinements update."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26600.0,
        "transcription": " This guy's update is..."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26650.0,
        "transcription": " So it just gets completely oblivious to it."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26700.0,
        "transcription": " Eeg rate it didn't mean it started with $1 ended with one"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26750.0,
        "transcription": " $10 didn't raise any kind of money. Right. And they updated"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26800.0,
        "transcription": " state says we are so great for your generous support and enthusiasm."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26850.0,
        "transcription": " as him, you have made our dream come true without you."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26900.0,
        "transcription": " this project would not have been possible. It's still not possible."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 26950.0,
        "transcription": " That's strange because it was one dollar"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27000.0,
        "transcription": " of 900. What we want to thank each and every one of"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27050.0,
        "transcription": " you for believing. So it's just like a pre what are you"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27100.0,
        "transcription": " do it now is pretty I was Joe is this"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27150.0,
        "transcription": " shot GPD I may be...?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27200.0,
        "transcription": " That's very odd. Yeah, well because that was just"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27250.0,
        "transcription": " September 22nd and then on"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27300.0,
        "transcription": " Let's see that he did it again the next"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27350.0,
        "transcription": " month in that end of January 30th."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27400.0,
        "transcription": " just a month ago. As of right now, poor and"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27450.0,
        "transcription": " rich man look down poor man on the street."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27500.0,
        "transcription": " But people come to help and the"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27550.0,
        "transcription": " the result there was $1 pledged of $100."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27600.0,
        "transcription": " dollars and the final result is"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27650.0,
        "transcription": " Thank you so much for supporting our project and happy."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27700.0,
        "transcription": " I'm here. So they're just happy. They're just happy to be here."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27750.0,
        "transcription": " I mean, happy to the point of I'm wondering."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27800.0,
        "transcription": " what the hell is going on? I'm skeptical immediately when I see"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27850.0,
        "transcription": " someone happy and humble. That pisses me off the end."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27900.0,
        "transcription": " Are you trying to scam me right now?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 27950.0,
        "transcription": "device for ways for fire."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28000.0,
        "transcription": " starts screaming really loud while I shoot my gun."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28050.0,
        "transcription": " So this guy has accumulated well."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28100.0,
        "transcription": " So the first one, well, the second one got a dollar, the third one got a dollar."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28150.0,
        "transcription": " got a dollar. The first one got 1,001."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28200.0,
        "transcription": " $1, so that one probably also just got $1 in the thousand."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28250.0,
        "transcription": " So we're working on a $3 budget at this point."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28300.0,
        "transcription": " for the film, which it is sort of a"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28350.0,
        "transcription": " Like a gorilla style film, you know, like it's"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28400.0,
        "transcription": " It's right there on the street, it's like..."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28450.0,
        "transcription": " Don't want you to look at me like that. Sorry, I have a..."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28500.0,
        "transcription": " Well, I'm fucking having some pains. Are you all right?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28550.0,
        "transcription": " No. Does your butt"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28600.0,
        "transcription": " It's not my butt hole. It's my"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28650.0,
        "transcription": " Everything else my bones"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28700.0,
        "transcription": " Bro, they're all hurting. But is your butt hole okay? Yeah, yeah."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28750.0,
        "transcription": " Yeah, I'm gonna look at it. Yeah."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28800.0,
        "transcription": " I would love for you to fuck it, okay? Actually, you probably would throw up."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28850.0,
        "transcription": " if you looked at my asshole, it's so ugly. You think I would throw?"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28900.0,
        "transcription": " I'm serious. Bro, we've been friends for years. There's no-"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 28950.0,
        "transcription": " Why I would throw up if I looked at your asshole."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29000.0,
        "transcription": " Probably the first thing I would do, I would give a thumbs up. Yeah."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29050.0,
        "transcription": " I feel like, you know, if I'm being honest,"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29100.0,
        "transcription": " room for improvement. Sure. It's not the most perfect"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29150.0,
        "transcription": " I've never seen it in my life, but it's like there was only one perfect"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29200.0,
        "transcription": " asshole. You're right. And you even know what they did."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29250.0,
        "transcription": " You know what we did to him. We said get out of here."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29300.0,
        "transcription": " You're making us rethink our own assholes."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29350.0,
        "transcription": " Well, that was the double update on the old. Look at this."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29400.0,
        "transcription": " as two voicemails to start, two updates."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29450.0,
        "transcription": " update, the only thing that could possibly make this"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29500.0,
        "transcription": " is two ads to go listen to right now."
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29550.0,
        "transcription": " As we get prepared for the six-pack mic, so we're gonna take a quick break one"
    },
    {
        "elapsed_time": 29600.0,
        "transcription": " We'll be back with more YKS right after this."
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        "transcription": " This week's episode of YK is sponsored by NordVPN."
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        "transcription": " Now Mike, I'm a VPN enthusiast"
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        "transcription": " on these as well."
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