Pee.js

Piss away your memories...

What is it?

Pee.js is a library for leaking a set amount of memory, written in JavaScript.

I wanted to make a JavaScript library named pee.js because of a typo and a pun.

This is a hybrid package (commonjs and ecmascript module) that is available on the node package manager registry

# To install the package in your project
npm install --save pee.js

import { leak } from 'pee.js';
leak(69); // Leaks 69 MB of memory

See test/pee.test.js for a more in-depth example

const { leak } = require('pee.js');
leak(420); // Leaks 420 MB of memory

See test/pee.test.cjs for a more in-depth example

Test suites are available for both the commonjs (using node env) and ecmascript (using jsdom env) version.

# To run both tests
npm run test

# To run commonjs tests
npm run test:cjs

# To run ecmascript tests
npm run test:mjs

You should not. Thank you for your time.