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A !serious adventure for the Ununited Kingdom.
Part I - Road to Brexit
Type "start." to begin the game.
?- start.
Hey there, it's Nigel here! Congrats, you have
just been named as Prime Minister of the Great
Ununited Kingdom. Ohh boy, I don't wanna be in
your shoes right now haha!
Your task is to do the heavy lifting and
withdraw from the European Union.
PS: If you need any help, don't ask me! Type
"help." instead to get qualified support.
You are in Downing Street:
e. - There is kind of a Gallic village in the,
east ~ they call it Brussels.
s. - Go to the Parliament.
w. - Go west and you will get to Washington.
true.
?- s.
You are at the Parliament.
vote. - Start vote on approval of triggering
article 50.
n. - Go to Downing Street.
true.
?- vote.
The vote failed as members of the House of
Commons argued that Britain's economy would
certainly struggle without access to the
single market after withdrawing from the EU.
false.
?- n.
You are in Downing Street:
e. - There is kind of a Gallic village in the,
east ~ they call it Brussels.
s. - Go to the Parliament.
w. - Go west and you will get to Washington.
true.
?- w.
You are in Washington. It seems that nobody
is here at the moment:
s. - There is a golf course in the South.
e. - Go to Downing Street in London.
true.
?- s.
You are at a golf course in the south of Washington.
n. - Go to Washington.
Apparently The Donald is here, that is your
chance for a quick chat. Type "talk." to start
start the conversation
true.
?- talk.
You : Hey Donald, got a second?.
The Donald : Sure, for you always buddy!
You : You know, we are about to leave the EU and
You : I am keen to know your position in the
You : Brexit matter and if I can count on you.
The Donald : Ehhmm ... wait
The Donald : Hey Siri, what's the fuss about Brexit?!?!?
Siri : Brexit is a term for the potential or hypothetical
Siri : departure of the United Kingdom from the European Union.
... The Donald thinks for a moment
The Donald : I love Brexit! I do very well with Brexit.
The Donald : It is the most important meal of the day.
You : Great to hear that. Can we make a trade deal then?
You : I only need your signature down here ...
... The Donald signs the documents and continues
The Donald : But Obama, okay? Obama hates Brexit. Hates it!
The Donald : In fact, people tell me that, as a Muslim, he
The Donald : skips Brexit in observance of Ramada.
The Donald : Boy, I have never built a Ramada, they are
The Donald : absolute trash.
You : Ohh my gosh, I did not know that! Thanks for the chat
You : I need to go now.
The Donald : You are welcome buddy. Say hello to Boris from me.
You : Bye!
true.
?- n.
You are in Washington. It seems that nobody
is here at the moment:
s. - There is a golf course in the South.
e. - Go to Downing Street in London.
true.
?- e.
You are in Downing Street:
e. - There is kind of a Gallic village in the,
east ~ they call it Brussels.
s. - Go to the Parliament.
w. - Go west and you will get to Washington.
true.
?- s.
You are at the Parliament.
vote. - Start vote on approval of triggering
article 50.
n. - Go to Downing Street.
true.
?- vote.
Congrats, your bill passed the House of Commons
and you have been given permission to trigger
article 50 of the Lisbon treaty!
true.
?- n.
You are in Downing Street:
e. - There is kind of a Gallic village in the,
east ~ they call it Brussels.
s. - Go to the Parliament.
w. - Go west and you will get to Washington.
true.
?- e.
You are in Brussels:
trigger. - Trigger article 50 of the Lisbon treaty.
w. - Go to London.
true.
?- trigger.
Congrats, you have triggered article 50 successfully!
Let the bloody negotiations begin ...
You've finished "Part I - Road to Brexit".
successfully!
Stay tuned for the next part and subscribe
to "https://github.com/matchilling/brexit" ...
Type "quit." to end the game and quit.
true.