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@@ -6,6 +6,9 @@ Adventures in {hard,soft,wet}ware by `Kayce Basques <https://kayce.basqu.es>`_
 
 Read yourself a thing on the :ref:`blog`
 
+My 1 And only OKR for this site is to get progressively unhinged at a rate of
+6% per annum --- so if you check back in 2033 you should hopefully see a 79%
+increase in unhinged content over the 2023 baseline
 
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