fortunes

Ya I just got a huge spoiler fitted to my car *gestures to 
a Honda Civic with WALTER WHITE DIES spray painted down the side*
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"I don't like to get too serious online, but in my opinion 
life is probably the most fucked up part of being alive."
                          -- @mattytalks
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Management is doing things right;
leadership is doing the right things.
                          -- Peter Drucker
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"Focus not on upgrading your product, 
 but on upgrading your user’s capabilities."
                          -- Kathy Sierra
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"When people are afraid to fail, tell them that they're just making a 'prototype.'"
                          -- Claudia Kotchka
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"All states are abstractions."
                          -- Chapterhouse: Dune
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Weird that "pussy" is used to mean "coward," 
and not "engulfing muscular atmosphere of warmth, pleasure and possibility".

                          -- Drew Koshgarian
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I feel good about myself and others envy me. I upload my picture
and melt into everlasting grace.
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"Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating."
                          -- John Cleese
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I will spend my last dying breath, and I will spend every penny of
Apple's $40 billion in the bank to right this wrong.
                          -- Steve Jobs
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"No one ever asked for Starbucks, or Walkmans or iPods, or the
Internet, or texting. Good designers live and work in the future."
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Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.
                          -- Spanish proverb
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DON'T LOOK BACK YOU'RE NOT GOING THAT WAY.
                          -- Steve Harvey
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