dictionary.js

/*
    Music Gamers' Almanac ver.5 Dictionary

    This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
    To view a copy of this license, visit http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/.
*/

var almanac_items = [
    /* Initial */
    { title: '尝试全机种FC', reason: ['你推分将有如神助', '总感觉手感不是很好'] },
    { title: '带妹子出勤', reason: ['两人联机不会有路人打扰', '总是会有路人阻止你们联机'] },
    { title: '下班后出勤', reason: ['你在机厅里疯跑也不会撞到人', '你等了很久才排上队'] },
    { title: '带iPad上厕所', reason: ['成功地在马桶盖上收歌', '你的妈妈莫名听见厕所里有人嚎哭'] },
    { title: '大面积交配', reason: ['...?', '...?'] },
    { title: '打Plan8', reason: ['你也许能够推分', '你可能会甩飞盘子'] },
    { title: '收歌', reason: ['围观的妹子会向你表白', '你疯狂的样子给喜欢你的妹子留下了不好的印象'] },
    { title: '在机厅勾搭妹子', reason: ['有机会认识新的妹触', '你会被当作变态'] },
    { title: '课金11连', reason: ['你有很大机会抽到UR', '你只能得到一大堆R'] },
    { title: '打DAZZLING❤SEASON', reason: ['你也许突然间就会Flick了', '你会被jun妈嗓音镇住'] },
    { title: '打七段', reason: ['沙发日就这么过了', '听说你不会馅蜜?'] },
    { title: '到机厅先去洗手间', reason: ['你一身轻松回来打机', '回来的时候有人在你前面排队'] },
    { title: '不戴眼镜', reason: ['没了眼镜感觉很轻松', '你看不清谱面'] },
    { title: '上EHT收本子', reason: ['你会收到不错的本子', '你在施法的时候会忘记锁门'] },
    { title: '穿女装出勤', reason: ['别人都以为你是女触', '你在众人前暴露了'] },
    { title: '约异性出勤', reason: ['她会欣然答应', '你被果断地拒绝了'] },
    { title: '上班时偷偷玩音游', reason: ['一不小心就蹭蹭蹭了', '你会被老板发现'] },
    { title: '半夜出门买炒粉', reason: ['你会捡到一个妹子', '你捡到一个妹子然后被警察抓走'] },
    { title: '打八段', reason: ['你眼睛突然放得很亮', '是男人就撑过八秒'] },
    { title: '冲皆传', reason: ['你发现盘子非常敏感顺滑', '那啥...你去的机厅没有盘子'] },
    { title: '打夏祭り', reason: ['红蓝小脸蛋分得好清楚啊', '你看到屏幕上黑条闪过'] },
    { title: '和学姐出去玩', reason: ['虽然被虐了但是好像她对你...', '学姐甩下一句 "音游狗不要"'] },
    { title: '和学妹见面', reason: ['她今天没穿高跟鞋 (?)', '她带着男友来打机'] },
    { title: '清晨练手', reason: ['神清气爽一整天', '你忘记了等会还有补考'] },
    { title: '打金风', reason: ['你突然开窍了单手打三行', '可丽饼掉在机台上了啊啊啊啊!!!'] },
    { title: '闭店前打段位', reason: ['有了紧迫感七八段统统不是问题', '过段位的瞬间机厅拉电闸了'] },
    { title: '公交上打板子', reason: ['精神十分地集中', '现场表演了一次Failed'] },
    { title: '复读', reason: ['整个群都在跟着你复读', '您已被移出该群'] },
    { title: '打灼热', reason: ['有小学妹帮你搓盘', '盘子被你洗飞了'] },
    { title: '化身面基狂魔', reason: ['突然成为妹帝', '来的都是给'] },
    { title: '打True Love表白', reason: ['爱的都市传说', '打个D还表什么白'] },
    { title: '打BIBIBI', reason: ['魔能11押用脸黄', '尾杀死'] },
    { title: '打致命空袭', reason: ['你的体力非常棒', '开头16Note全蓝啦'] },
    { title: '叼着可丽饼打机', reason: ['你会FC掉KK的歌', '可丽饼掉在机台上被妹子看到'] },
    { title: '打燎原之舞', reason: ['你会FC掉KK的歌', '可丽饼掉在机台上被妹子看到'] },
    { title: '询问CxB娘任务路线', reason: ['她会给你详细的列表', '她也不知道'] },

    /* 2015-01-18 */
    { title: '上网', reason: ['看到手法自己会进步很快', '被手元晒伤导致瞎'] },
    { title: '摆弄哲学', reason: ['你会被大家敬♂爱', '你会被教做人'] },
    { title: '强行装逼', reason: ['路人觉得你好吊', '被Safari教做人'] },
    { title: '剪指甲', reason: ['不会被机台伤到手', '剪出血一个月不能打音游'] },
    { title: '花式打歌', reason: ['路人觉得这是这个游戏的正确玩法', '当场坠毁'] },
    { title: '在机厅求婚', reason: ['被妹子答应两人踏踏实实跳DE', '妹子说音游狗不要/教打灼热'] },
    { title: '机台上插耳机', reason: ['你会全身心投入战斗', '被机台音量秒杀耳聋'] },
    { title: '群里谈LL', reason: ['你会引出一堆鸟厨', '您已被管理员移出群'] },
    { title: '插卡', reason: ['你会被路人认出来', '你会被路人打成筛子'] },
    { title: '吊打伴侣', reason: ['你的男/女票是抖M', '你会被反掏'] },
    { title: '看大吉的小说', reason: ['你会增长姿势', '你黑胡丽丽的过程中会被踩死'] },
    { title: '制服出勤', reason: ['你会被路人觉得好帅', '你会被LO娘晒瞎眼'] },
    { title: '带手表打机', reason: ['你的左右手会得到平衡', '你的表被砸坏了'] },
    { title: '边打电话边打板子', reason: ['你会练成片手神', '你会被你的男/女票骂'] },
    { title: '坐在机台前吃东西', reason: ['吃完后你可以全力收歌', '你会被当成霸机的扔出去'] },
    { title: '出勤前自拍', reason: ['你会感到精神振奋', '你会被自己的照片吓死在家中'] },
    { title: '用发型认人', reason: ['你会见到帅比', '来的都是秃'] },
    { title: '点开Store之前大喊自己喜欢的曲子', reason: ['你将得到包含新曲子的曲包', '你的曲包购买失败'] },
    { title: '单方面开房打恶俗', reason: ['你将度过很开心的一夜', '妹子把密码忘了找不到你'] },
    { title: '看黄历', reason: ['今天的黄历真帅', '看什么看!'] },
    { title: '戴戒指出勤', reason: ['得到了爱的加成', '你把戒指打断了'] },
    { title: '听钢琴曲', reason: ['你会提升你音乐素养', '其实你喜欢刘高兴'] },
    { title: '约妹子打maimai', reason: ['你们度过了愉快的一天', '你选了对战模式'] },
    { title: '换手法打机', reason: ['你创造了新的手法', '你会当场坠毁'] },
    { title: '穿LO装打机', reason: ['你会被众人拥护', '你会遇到胡丽丽'] },
    { title: '打触屏', reason: ['你非常开心的收了碳坑节', '你打到一半就去打按键'] },
    { title: '换显示器', reason: ['你清晰地看到了NOTE', '插上电源的那一刻它碎了'] },
    { title: '剪发', reason: ['你会变帅', '你会变秃' ]},

    { title: 'null', reason: ['咦...这是什么?', '咦...这是什么?'] }
];
createBalloon("almanac_items.length = " + almanac_items.length, 1000);

var almanac_games = ['jubeat', 'IIDX', '小粉饼', 'DE', 'RB', 'maimai', '太鼓', 'Deemo', 'Cytus', 'O2JAM', 'DM'];
createBalloon("almanac_games.length = " + almanac_games.length, 1000);

var machine_directions = ["东", "东南", "南", "西南", "西", "西北", "北", "东北"];

var td_images = [
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 14, 16, 17, 19, 27, 28, 33, 34, 35, 37, 40
];

createBalloon("dictionary ready :)", 3000);
createBalloon("load render script", 3000);
loadScript("render.js");