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'use strict';
const getQuote = () => {
const quotes = [
'You should start a podcast!',
'Thats cool man... Have you ever done DMT?',
'___ will mess you up!',
'Im telling you, chimps are dangerous!',
'Jamie! See if you can pull that up..',
'Hmm... interesting...',
'If I got a hold of your tie, I would choke the shit out of you!',
'___ is no joke!',
'Im high as fuck right now.',
'Hello, freak bitches!',
'What do you got there Jamie?',
'I see your point...',
'*Talks about elk meat*',
'*Talks about bow hunting*',
'I feed my kids elk, they love it.',
'Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day!',
'Have you considered doing a podcast?',
'... HERE WE GO!',
'... AND ITS ALL OVER!!!',
'Cash app',
'The mother fucking Cash App!',
'This episode of the podcast if brought to you by: __'
];
return quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)];
};
module.exports = {
getQuote
};