diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/reagents/meta/narcotics.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/reagents/meta/narcotics.ftl
index b48eb03b7d..600ceffce6 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/reagents/meta/narcotics.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/reagents/meta/narcotics.ftl
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ reagent-name-ephedrine = ephedrine
 reagent-desc-ephedrine = A caffeinated adrenaline stimulator chemical that makes you faster and harder to knock down. Also helps combat narcolepsy at dosages over thirty, at the cost of severe nerval stress.
 
 reagent-name-stimulants = hyperzine
-reagent-desc-stimulants = A chemical cocktail developed by Donk Co. that allows agents to recover from stuns faster, move more quickly, and grants a small heal while close to critical condition. Due to the complex nature of the chemical, it is much harder for the body to purge naturally.
+reagent-desc-stimulants = A chemical cocktail developed by Donk Co. that allows agents to recover from stuns faster, move more quickly, and grants a small heal when you're more dead than alive. Due to the complex nature of the chemical, it is much harder for the body to purge naturally.
 
 reagent-name-experimental-stimulants = experimental stimulants
 reagent-desc-experimental-stimulants = A prototype version of hyperzine. Usage grants virtual immunity to stun weaponry, rapid tissue regeneration, extreme running speed by reducing lactic acid buildup, and a general feeling of euphoria. Side effects may include extreme levels of anticoagulation, tunnel vision, extreme toxin buildup in the bloodstream, and rapid liver death. Do not give to animals.
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/narcotics.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/narcotics.yml
index 21d7310483..bf311f23e7 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/narcotics.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/narcotics.yml
@@ -151,8 +151,7 @@
         - !type:HealthChange
           conditions:
           - !type:TotalDamage
-            min: 70
-            max: 120 # you've got a chance to get out of crit
+            min: 70 # only heals when you're more dead than alive
           damage: # heals at the same rate as tricordrazine, doesn't heal poison because if you OD'd I'm not giving you a safety net
             groups:
               Burn: -1