diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci-plugin-server.yml b/.github/workflows/ci-plugin-server.yml
index a24eaf53d4e69..03888d2268bc7 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci-plugin-server.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci-plugin-server.yml
@@ -57,7 +57,6 @@ jobs:
         defaults:
             run:
                 working-directory: 'plugin-server'
-
         steps:
             - uses: actions/checkout@v3
 
@@ -82,6 +81,7 @@ jobs:
     tests:
         name: Plugin Server Tests (${{matrix.shard}})
         needs: changes
+        if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
         runs-on: ubuntu-latest
 
         strategy:
@@ -97,21 +97,17 @@ jobs:
 
         steps:
             - name: Code check out
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               uses: actions/checkout@v3
 
             - name: Stop/Start stack with Docker Compose
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               run: |
                   docker compose -f docker-compose.dev.yml down
                   docker compose -f docker-compose.dev.yml up -d
 
             - name: Add Kafka to /etc/hosts
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               run: echo "127.0.0.1 kafka" | sudo tee -a /etc/hosts
 
             - name: Set up Python
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               uses: actions/setup-python@v5
               with:
                   python-version: 3.11.9
@@ -122,24 +118,35 @@ jobs:
             # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
             - run: pip install uv
 
+            - name: Install rust
+              uses: dtolnay/rust-toolchain@1.77
+
+            - uses: actions/cache@v4
+              with:
+                  path: |
+                      ~/.cargo/registry
+                      ~/.cargo/git
+                      rust/target
+                  key: ${{ runner.os }}-cargo-release-${{ hashFiles('**/Cargo.lock') }}
+
+            - name: Install sqlx-cli
+              working-directory: rust
+              run: cargo install sqlx-cli@0.7.3 --no-default-features --features native-tls,postgres
+
             - name: Install SAML (python3-saml) dependencies
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               run: |
                   sudo apt-get update
                   sudo apt-get install libxml2-dev libxmlsec1-dev libxmlsec1-openssl
 
             - name: Install python dependencies
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               run: |
                   uv pip install --system -r requirements-dev.txt
                   uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt
 
             - name: Install pnpm
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               uses: pnpm/action-setup@v4
 
             - name: Set up Node.js
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               uses: actions/setup-node@v4
               with:
                   node-version: 18.12.1
@@ -147,17 +154,14 @@ jobs:
                   cache-dependency-path: plugin-server/pnpm-lock.yaml
 
             - name: Install package.json dependencies with pnpm
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               run: cd plugin-server && pnpm i
 
             - name: Wait for Clickhouse, Redis & Kafka
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               run: |
                   docker compose -f docker-compose.dev.yml up kafka redis clickhouse -d --wait
                   bin/check_kafka_clickhouse_up
 
             - name: Set up databases
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               env:
                   TEST: 'true'
                   SECRET_KEY: 'abcdef' # unsafe - for testing only
@@ -165,7 +169,6 @@ jobs:
               run: cd plugin-server && pnpm setup:test
 
             - name: Test with Jest
-              if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               env:
                   # Below DB name has `test_` prepended, as that's how Django (ran above) creates the test DB
                   DATABASE_URL: 'postgres://posthog:posthog@localhost:5432/test_posthog'
diff --git a/.vscode/launch.json b/.vscode/launch.json
index 389be51af0c57..88f00c46c9502 100644
--- a/.vscode/launch.json
+++ b/.vscode/launch.json
@@ -119,7 +119,8 @@
                 "WORKER_CONCURRENCY": "2",
                 "OBJECT_STORAGE_ENABLED": "True",
                 "HOG_HOOK_URL": "http://localhost:3300/hoghook",
-                "CDP_ASYNC_FUNCTIONS_RUSTY_HOOK_TEAMS": ""
+                "CDP_ASYNC_FUNCTIONS_RUSTY_HOOK_TEAMS": "",
+                "CDP_CYCLOTRON_ENABLED_TEAMS": "*"
             },
             "presentation": {
                 "group": "main"
diff --git a/bin/migrate b/bin/migrate
index 1c32b3b5b0614..2f2aa49ed749b 100755
--- a/bin/migrate
+++ b/bin/migrate
@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
 #!/bin/bash
 set -e
+SCRIPT_DIR=$(dirname "$(readlink -f "$0")")
+
+# NOTE when running in docker, rust might not exist so we need to check for it
+if [ -d "$SCRIPT_DIR/../rust" ]; then
+    bash $SCRIPT_DIR/../rust/bin/migrate-cyclotron
+fi
 
 python manage.py migrate
 python manage.py migrate_clickhouse
diff --git a/bin/start-cyclotron b/bin/start-cyclotron
index 074ec4802d0a4..2885390287c0f 100755
--- a/bin/start-cyclotron
+++ b/bin/start-cyclotron
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ export RUST_LOG=${DEBUG:-debug}
 SQLX_QUERY_LEVEL=${SQLX_QUERY_LEVEL:-warn}
 export RUST_LOG=$RUST_LOG,sqlx::query=$SQLX_QUERY_LEVEL
 
-export DATABASE_URL=${DATABASE_URL:-postgres://posthog:posthog@localhost:5432/posthog}
+export DATABASE_URL=${CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL:-postgres://posthog:posthog@localhost:5432/cyclotron}
 export ALLOW_INTERNAL_IPS=${ALLOW_INTERNAL_IPS:-true}
 
 ./target/debug/cyclotron-fetch &
diff --git a/plugin-server/package.json b/plugin-server/package.json
index 5189b589fb2c9..452011ada2a02 100644
--- a/plugin-server/package.json
+++ b/plugin-server/package.json
@@ -23,7 +23,8 @@
         "prettier:check": "prettier --check .",
         "prepublishOnly": "pnpm build",
         "setup:dev:clickhouse": "cd .. && DEBUG=1 python manage.py migrate_clickhouse",
-        "setup:test": "cd .. && TEST=1 python manage.py setup_test_environment",
+        "setup:test": "cd .. && TEST=1 python manage.py setup_test_environment && cd plugin-server && pnpm run setup:test:cyclotron",
+        "setup:test:cyclotron": "CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_NAME=test_cyclotron ../rust/bin/migrate-cyclotron",
         "services:start": "cd .. && docker compose -f docker-compose.dev.yml up",
         "services:stop": "cd .. && docker compose -f docker-compose.dev.yml down",
         "services:clean": "cd .. && docker compose -f docker-compose.dev.yml rm -v",
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/cdp/cdp-api.ts b/plugin-server/src/cdp/cdp-api.ts
index 34de05942471e..cfc70e7f1b8fc 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/cdp/cdp-api.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/cdp/cdp-api.ts
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ import { HogExecutor } from './hog-executor'
 import { HogFunctionManager } from './hog-function-manager'
 import { HogWatcher, HogWatcherState } from './hog-watcher'
 import { HogFunctionInvocationResult, HogFunctionType, LogEntry } from './types'
-import { createInvocation } from './utils'
+import { createInvocation, queueBlobToString } from './utils'
 
 export class CdpApi {
     private hogExecutor: HogExecutor
@@ -144,11 +144,19 @@ export class CdpApi {
                 if (invocation.queue === 'fetch') {
                     if (mock_async_functions) {
                         // Add the state, simulating what executeAsyncResponse would do
+
+                        // Re-parse the fetch args for the logging
+                        const fetchArgs = {
+                            ...invocation.queueParameters,
+                            body: queueBlobToString(invocation.queueBlob),
+                        }
+
                         response = {
                             invocation: {
                                 ...invocation,
                                 queue: 'hog',
-                                queueParameters: { response: { status: 200, body: {} } },
+                                queueParameters: { response: { status: 200 } },
+                                queueBlob: Buffer.from('{}'),
                             },
                             finished: false,
                             logs: [
@@ -160,7 +168,7 @@ export class CdpApi {
                                 {
                                     level: 'info',
                                     timestamp: DateTime.now(),
-                                    message: `fetch(${JSON.stringify(invocation.queueParameters, null, 2)})`,
+                                    message: `fetch(${JSON.stringify(fetchArgs, null, 2)})`,
                                 },
                             ],
                         }
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/cdp/cdp-consumers.ts b/plugin-server/src/cdp/cdp-consumers.ts
index 8c4eec5e11951..f75b2a23096e5 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/cdp/cdp-consumers.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/cdp/cdp-consumers.ts
@@ -1,8 +1,9 @@
-import cyclotron from '@posthog/cyclotron'
+import { CyclotronJob, CyclotronManager, CyclotronWorker } from '@posthog/cyclotron'
 import { captureException } from '@sentry/node'
 import { Message } from 'node-rdkafka'
 import { Counter, Histogram } from 'prom-client'
 
+import { buildIntegerMatcher } from '../config/config'
 import {
     KAFKA_APP_METRICS_2,
     KAFKA_CDP_FUNCTION_CALLBACKS,
@@ -14,7 +15,15 @@ import { BatchConsumer, startBatchConsumer } from '../kafka/batch-consumer'
 import { createRdConnectionConfigFromEnvVars } from '../kafka/config'
 import { addSentryBreadcrumbsEventListeners } from '../main/ingestion-queues/kafka-metrics'
 import { runInstrumentedFunction } from '../main/utils'
-import { AppMetric2Type, Hub, PluginServerService, RawClickHouseEvent, TeamId, TimestampFormat } from '../types'
+import {
+    AppMetric2Type,
+    Hub,
+    PluginServerService,
+    RawClickHouseEvent,
+    TeamId,
+    TimestampFormat,
+    ValueMatcher,
+} from '../types'
 import { createKafkaProducerWrapper } from '../utils/db/hub'
 import { KafkaProducerWrapper } from '../utils/db/kafka-producer-wrapper'
 import { captureTeamEvent } from '../utils/posthog'
@@ -31,6 +40,7 @@ import { CdpRedis, createCdpRedisPool } from './redis'
 import {
     HogFunctionInvocation,
     HogFunctionInvocationGlobals,
+    HogFunctionInvocationQueueParameters,
     HogFunctionInvocationResult,
     HogFunctionInvocationSerialized,
     HogFunctionInvocationSerializedCompressed,
@@ -44,7 +54,7 @@ import {
     createInvocation,
     gzipObject,
     prepareLogEntriesForClickhouse,
-    serializeInvocation,
+    serializeHogFunctionInvocation,
     unGzipObject,
 } from './utils'
 
@@ -88,8 +98,6 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
 
     protected kafkaProducer?: KafkaProducerWrapper
     protected abstract name: string
-    protected abstract topic: string
-    protected abstract consumerGroupId: string
 
     protected heartbeat = () => {}
 
@@ -108,7 +116,7 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
 
     public get service(): PluginServerService {
         return {
-            id: this.consumerGroupId,
+            id: this.name,
             onShutdown: async () => await this.stop(),
             healthcheck: () => this.isHealthy() ?? false,
             batchConsumer: this.batchConsumer,
@@ -156,8 +164,6 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
         return results
     }
 
-    protected abstract _handleKafkaBatch(messages: Message[]): Promise<void>
-
     protected async produceQueuedMessages() {
         const messages = [...this.messagesToProduce]
         this.messagesToProduce = []
@@ -205,20 +211,23 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
         })
     }
 
-    protected async queueInvocations(invocation: HogFunctionInvocation[]) {
+    // NOTE: These will be removed once we are only on Cyclotron
+    protected async queueInvocationsToKafka(invocation: HogFunctionInvocation[]) {
         await Promise.all(
             invocation.map(async (item) => {
-                await this.queueInvocation(item)
+                await this.queueInvocationToKafka(item)
             })
         )
     }
 
-    protected async queueInvocation(invocation: HogFunctionInvocation) {
-        // TODO: Add cylcotron check here and enqueue that way
-        // For now we just enqueue to kafka
-        // For kafka style this is overkill to enqueue this way but it simplifies migrating to the new system
+    protected async queueInvocationToKafka(invocation: HogFunctionInvocation) {
+        // NOTE: WE keep the queueParams args as kafka land still needs them
+        const serializedInvocation: HogFunctionInvocationSerialized = {
+            ...invocation,
+            hogFunctionId: invocation.hogFunction.id,
+        }
 
-        const serializedInvocation = serializeInvocation(invocation)
+        delete (serializedInvocation as any).hogFunction
 
         const request: HogFunctionInvocationSerializedCompressed = {
             state: await gzipObject(serializedInvocation),
@@ -234,12 +243,22 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
     }
 
     protected async processInvocationResults(results: HogFunctionInvocationResult[]): Promise<void> {
-        await runInstrumentedFunction({
+        return await runInstrumentedFunction({
             statsKey: `cdpConsumer.handleEachBatch.produceResults`,
             func: async () => {
+                await this.hogWatcher.observeResults(results)
+
                 await Promise.all(
                     results.map(async (result) => {
-                        // Tricky: We want to pull all the logs out as we don't want them to be passed around to any subsequent functions
+                        if (result.finished || result.error) {
+                            this.produceAppMetric({
+                                team_id: result.invocation.teamId,
+                                app_source_id: result.invocation.hogFunction.id,
+                                metric_kind: result.error ? 'failure' : 'success',
+                                metric_name: result.error ? 'failed' : 'succeeded',
+                                count: 1,
+                            })
+                        }
 
                         this.produceLogs(result)
 
@@ -258,30 +277,20 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
                                 key: `${team!.api_token}:${event.distinct_id}`,
                             })
                         }
-
-                        if (result.finished || result.error) {
-                            this.produceAppMetric({
-                                team_id: result.invocation.teamId,
-                                app_source_id: result.invocation.hogFunction.id,
-                                metric_kind: result.error ? 'failure' : 'success',
-                                metric_name: result.error ? 'failed' : 'succeeded',
-                                count: 1,
-                            })
-                        } else {
-                            // Means there is follow up so we enqueue it
-                            await this.queueInvocation(result.invocation)
-                        }
                     })
                 )
             },
         })
     }
 
-    protected async startKafkaConsumer() {
+    protected async startKafkaConsumer(options: {
+        topic: string
+        groupId: string
+        handleBatch: (messages: Message[]) => Promise<void>
+    }): Promise<void> {
         this.batchConsumer = await startBatchConsumer({
+            ...options,
             connectionConfig: createRdConnectionConfigFromEnvVars(this.hub),
-            groupId: this.consumerGroupId,
-            topic: this.topic,
             autoCommit: true,
             sessionTimeout: this.hub.KAFKA_CONSUMPTION_SESSION_TIMEOUT_MS,
             maxPollIntervalMs: this.hub.KAFKA_CONSUMPTION_MAX_POLL_INTERVAL_MS,
@@ -312,7 +321,7 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
                     statsKey: `cdpConsumer.handleEachBatch`,
                     sendTimeoutGuardToSentry: false,
                     func: async () => {
-                        await this._handleKafkaBatch(messages)
+                        await options.handleBatch(messages)
                     },
                 })
             },
@@ -322,6 +331,9 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
         addSentryBreadcrumbsEventListeners(this.batchConsumer.consumer)
 
         this.batchConsumer.consumer.on('disconnected', async (err) => {
+            if (!this.isStopping) {
+                return
+            }
             // since we can't be guaranteed that the consumer will be stopped before some other code calls disconnect
             // we need to listen to disconnect and make sure we're stopped
             status.info('🔁', `${this.name} batch consumer disconnected, cleaning up`, { err })
@@ -333,15 +345,11 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
         // NOTE: This is only for starting shared services
         await Promise.all([
             this.hogFunctionManager.start(),
-            this.hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL
-                ? cyclotron.initManager({ shards: [{ dbUrl: this.hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL }] })
-                : Promise.resolve(),
+            createKafkaProducerWrapper(this.hub).then((producer) => {
+                this.kafkaProducer = producer
+                this.kafkaProducer.producer.connect()
+            }),
         ])
-
-        this.kafkaProducer = await createKafkaProducerWrapper(this.hub)
-        this.kafkaProducer.producer.connect()
-
-        await this.startKafkaConsumer()
     }
 
     public async stop(): Promise<void> {
@@ -360,20 +368,27 @@ abstract class CdpConsumerBase {
     }
 
     public isHealthy() {
-        // TODO: Check either kafka consumer or cyclotron worker exists
-        // and that whatever exists is healthy
         return this.batchConsumer?.isHealthy()
     }
 }
 
 /**
  * This consumer handles incoming events from the main clickhouse topic
+ * Currently it produces to both kafka and Cyclotron based on the team
  */
-
 export class CdpProcessedEventsConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
     protected name = 'CdpProcessedEventsConsumer'
-    protected topic = KAFKA_EVENTS_JSON
-    protected consumerGroupId = 'cdp-processed-events-consumer'
+    private cyclotronMatcher: ValueMatcher<number>
+    private cyclotronManager?: CyclotronManager
+
+    constructor(hub: Hub) {
+        super(hub)
+        this.cyclotronMatcher = buildIntegerMatcher(hub.CDP_CYCLOTRON_ENABLED_TEAMS, true)
+    }
+
+    private cyclotronEnabled(invocation: HogFunctionInvocation): boolean {
+        return !!(this.cyclotronManager && this.cyclotronMatcher(invocation.globals.project.id))
+    }
 
     public async processBatch(invocationGlobals: HogFunctionInvocationGlobals[]): Promise<HogFunctionInvocation[]> {
         if (!invocationGlobals.length) {
@@ -384,23 +399,48 @@ export class CdpProcessedEventsConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
             this.createHogFunctionInvocations(invocationGlobals)
         )
 
-        if (this.hub.CDP_EVENT_PROCESSOR_EXECUTE_FIRST_STEP) {
-            // NOTE: This is for testing the two ways of enqueueing processing. It will be swapped out for a cyclotron env check
-            // Kafka based workflow
+        // Split out the cyclotron invocations
+        const [cyclotronInvocations, kafkaInvocations] = invocationsToBeQueued.reduce(
+            (acc, item) => {
+                if (this.cyclotronEnabled(item)) {
+                    acc[0].push(item)
+                } else {
+                    acc[1].push(item)
+                }
+
+                return acc
+            },
+            [[], []] as [HogFunctionInvocation[], HogFunctionInvocation[]]
+        )
+
+        // For the cyclotron ones we simply create the jobs
+        await Promise.all(
+            cyclotronInvocations.map((item) =>
+                this.cyclotronManager?.createJob({
+                    teamId: item.globals.project.id,
+                    functionId: item.hogFunction.id,
+                    queueName: 'hog',
+                    priority: item.priority,
+                    vmState: serializeHogFunctionInvocation(item),
+                })
+            )
+        )
+
+        if (kafkaInvocations.length) {
+            // As we don't want to over-produce to kafka we invoke the hog functions and then queue the results
             const invocationResults = await runInstrumentedFunction({
                 statsKey: `cdpConsumer.handleEachBatch.executeInvocations`,
                 func: async () => {
-                    const hogResults = await this.runManyWithHeartbeat(invocationsToBeQueued, (item) =>
+                    const hogResults = await this.runManyWithHeartbeat(kafkaInvocations, (item) =>
                         this.hogExecutor.execute(item)
                     )
                     return [...hogResults]
                 },
             })
 
-            await this.hogWatcher.observeResults(invocationResults)
             await this.processInvocationResults(invocationResults)
-        } else {
-            await this.queueInvocations(invocationsToBeQueued)
+            const newInvocations = invocationResults.filter((r) => !r.finished).map((r) => r.invocation)
+            await this.queueInvocationsToKafka(newInvocations)
         }
 
         await this.produceQueuedMessages()
@@ -411,7 +451,6 @@ export class CdpProcessedEventsConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
     /**
      * Finds all matching hog functions for the given globals.
      * Filters them for their disabled state as well as masking configs
-     *
      */
     protected async createHogFunctionInvocations(
         invocationGlobals: HogFunctionInvocationGlobals[]
@@ -444,8 +483,10 @@ export class CdpProcessedEventsConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
                 })
 
                 const states = await this.hogWatcher.getStates(possibleInvocations.map((x) => x.hogFunction.id))
+                const validInvocations: HogFunctionInvocation[] = []
 
-                const notDisabledInvocations = possibleInvocations.filter((item) => {
+                // Iterate over adding them to the list and updating their priority
+                possibleInvocations.forEach((item) => {
                     const state = states[item.hogFunction.id].state
                     if (state >= HogWatcherState.disabledForPeriod) {
                         this.produceAppMetric({
@@ -458,15 +499,19 @@ export class CdpProcessedEventsConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
                                     : 'disabled_permanently',
                             count: 1,
                         })
-                        return false
+                        return
                     }
 
-                    return true
+                    if (state === HogWatcherState.degraded) {
+                        item.priority = 2
+                    }
+
+                    validInvocations.push(item)
                 })
 
                 // Now we can filter by masking configs
                 const { masked, notMasked: notMaskedInvocations } = await this.hogMasker.filterByMasking(
-                    notDisabledInvocations
+                    validInvocations
                 )
 
                 masked.forEach((item) => {
@@ -525,15 +570,28 @@ export class CdpProcessedEventsConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
 
         await this.processBatch(invocationGlobals)
     }
+
+    public async start(): Promise<void> {
+        await super.start()
+        await this.startKafkaConsumer({
+            topic: KAFKA_EVENTS_JSON,
+            groupId: 'cdp-processed-events-consumer',
+            handleBatch: (messages) => this._handleKafkaBatch(messages),
+        })
+
+        this.cyclotronManager = this.hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL
+            ? new CyclotronManager({ shards: [{ dbUrl: this.hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL }] })
+            : undefined
+
+        await this.cyclotronManager?.connect()
+    }
 }
 
 /**
- * This consumer handles actually invoking hog in a loop
+ * This consumer only deals with kafka messages and will eventually be replaced by the Cyclotron worker
  */
 export class CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
     protected name = 'CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer'
-    protected topic = KAFKA_CDP_FUNCTION_CALLBACKS
-    protected consumerGroupId = 'cdp-function-callback-consumer'
 
     public async processBatch(invocations: HogFunctionInvocation[]): Promise<void> {
         if (!invocations.length) {
@@ -563,8 +621,9 @@ export class CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
             },
         })
 
-        await this.hogWatcher.observeResults(invocationResults)
         await this.processInvocationResults(invocationResults)
+        const newInvocations = invocationResults.filter((r) => !r.finished).map((r) => r.invocation)
+        await this.queueInvocationsToKafka(newInvocations)
         await this.produceQueuedMessages()
     }
 
@@ -640,52 +699,143 @@ export class CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer extends CdpConsumerBase {
 
         await this.processBatch(events)
     }
+
+    public async start(): Promise<void> {
+        await super.start()
+        await this.startKafkaConsumer({
+            topic: KAFKA_CDP_FUNCTION_CALLBACKS,
+            groupId: 'cdp-function-callback-consumer',
+            handleBatch: (messages) => this._handleKafkaBatch(messages),
+        })
+    }
 }
 
-// // TODO: Split out non-Kafka specific parts of CdpConsumerBase so that it can be used by the
-// // Cyclotron worker below. Or maybe we can just wait, and rip the Kafka bits out once Cyclotron is
-// // shipped (and rename it something other than consumer, probably). For now, this is an easy way to
-// // use existing code and get an end-to-end demo shipped.
-// export class CdpCyclotronWorker extends CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer {
-//     protected name = 'CdpCyclotronWorker'
-//     protected topic = 'UNUSED-CdpCyclotronWorker'
-//     protected consumerGroupId = 'UNUSED-CdpCyclotronWorker'
-//     private runningWorker: Promise<void> | undefined
-//     private isUnhealthy = false
-
-//     private async innerStart() {
-//         try {
-//             const limit = 100 // TODO: Make configurable.
-//             while (!this.isStopping) {
-//                 const jobs = await cyclotron.dequeueJobsWithVmState('hog', limit)
-//                 // TODO: Decode jobs into the right types
-
-//                 await this.processBatch(jobs)
-//             }
-//         } catch (err) {
-//             this.isUnhealthy = true
-//             console.error('Error in Cyclotron worker', err)
-//             throw err
-//         }
-//     }
-
-//     public async start() {
-//         await cyclotron.initManager({ shards: [{ dbUrl: this.hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL }] })
-//         await cyclotron.initWorker({ dbUrl: this.hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL })
-
-//         // Consumer `start` expects an async task is started, and not that `start` itself blocks
-//         // indefinitely.
-//         this.runningWorker = this.innerStart()
-
-//         return Promise.resolve()
-//     }
-
-//     public async stop() {
-//         await super.stop()
-//         await this.runningWorker
-//     }
-
-//     public isHealthy() {
-//         return this.isUnhealthy
-//     }
-// }
+/**
+ * The future of the CDP consumer. This will be the main consumer that will handle all hog jobs from Cyclotron
+ */
+export class CdpCyclotronWorker extends CdpConsumerBase {
+    protected name = 'CdpCyclotronWorker'
+    private cyclotronWorker?: CyclotronWorker
+    private runningWorker: Promise<void> | undefined
+    protected queue: 'hog' | 'fetch' = 'hog'
+
+    public async processBatch(invocations: HogFunctionInvocation[]): Promise<void> {
+        if (!invocations.length) {
+            return
+        }
+
+        const invocationResults = await runInstrumentedFunction({
+            statsKey: `cdpConsumer.handleEachBatch.executeInvocations`,
+            func: async () => {
+                // NOTE: In the future this service will never do fetching (unless we decide we want to do it in node at some point)
+                // This is just "for now" to support the transition to cyclotron
+                const fetchQueue = invocations.filter((item) => item.queue === 'fetch')
+                const fetchResults = await this.runManyWithHeartbeat(fetchQueue, (item) =>
+                    this.fetchExecutor.execute(item)
+                )
+
+                const hogQueue = invocations.filter((item) => item.queue === 'hog')
+                const hogResults = await this.runManyWithHeartbeat(hogQueue, (item) => this.hogExecutor.execute(item))
+                return [...hogResults, ...(fetchResults.filter(Boolean) as HogFunctionInvocationResult[])]
+            },
+        })
+
+        await this.processInvocationResults(invocationResults)
+        await this.updateJobs(invocationResults)
+        await this.produceQueuedMessages()
+    }
+
+    private async updateJobs(invocations: HogFunctionInvocationResult[]) {
+        await Promise.all(
+            invocations.map(async (item) => {
+                const id = item.invocation.id
+                if (item.error) {
+                    status.debug('⚡️', 'Updating job to failed', id)
+                    this.cyclotronWorker?.updateJob(id, 'failed')
+                } else if (item.finished) {
+                    status.debug('⚡️', 'Updating job to completed', id)
+                    this.cyclotronWorker?.updateJob(id, 'completed')
+                } else {
+                    status.debug('⚡️', 'Updating job to available', id)
+                    this.cyclotronWorker?.updateJob(id, 'available', {
+                        priority: item.invocation.priority,
+                        vmState: serializeHogFunctionInvocation(item.invocation),
+                        queueName: item.invocation.queue,
+                        parameters: item.invocation.queueParameters ?? null,
+                        blob: item.invocation.queueBlob ?? null,
+                    })
+                }
+                await this.cyclotronWorker?.flushJob(id)
+            })
+        )
+    }
+
+    private async handleJobBatch(jobs: CyclotronJob[]) {
+        const invocations: HogFunctionInvocation[] = []
+
+        for (const job of jobs) {
+            // NOTE: This is all a bit messy and might be better to refactor into a helper
+            if (!job.functionId) {
+                throw new Error('Bad job: ' + JSON.stringify(job))
+            }
+            const hogFunction = this.hogFunctionManager.getHogFunction(job.functionId)
+
+            if (!hogFunction) {
+                // Here we need to mark the job as failed
+
+                status.error('Error finding hog function', {
+                    id: job.functionId,
+                })
+                this.cyclotronWorker?.updateJob(job.id, 'failed')
+                await this.cyclotronWorker?.flushJob(job.id)
+                continue
+            }
+
+            const parsedState = job.vmState as HogFunctionInvocationSerialized
+
+            invocations.push({
+                id: job.id,
+                globals: parsedState.globals,
+                teamId: hogFunction.team_id,
+                hogFunction,
+                priority: job.priority,
+                queue: (job.queueName as any) ?? 'hog',
+                queueParameters: job.parameters as HogFunctionInvocationQueueParameters | undefined,
+                queueBlob: job.blob ?? undefined,
+                vmState: parsedState.vmState,
+                timings: parsedState.timings,
+            })
+        }
+
+        await this.processBatch(invocations)
+    }
+
+    public async start() {
+        await super.start()
+
+        this.cyclotronWorker = new CyclotronWorker({
+            pool: { dbUrl: this.hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL },
+            queueName: this.queue,
+            includeVmState: true,
+            batchMaxSize: this.hub.CDP_CYCLOTRON_BATCH_SIZE,
+            pollDelayMs: this.hub.CDP_CYCLOTRON_BATCH_DELAY_MS,
+        })
+        await this.cyclotronWorker.connect((jobs) => this.handleJobBatch(jobs))
+    }
+
+    public async stop() {
+        await super.stop()
+        await this.cyclotronWorker?.disconnect()
+        await this.runningWorker
+    }
+
+    public isHealthy() {
+        return this.cyclotronWorker?.isHealthy() ?? false
+    }
+}
+
+// Mostly used for testing
+export class CdpCyclotronWorkerFetch extends CdpCyclotronWorker {
+    protected name = 'CdpCyclotronWorkerFetch'
+    protected queue = 'fetch' as const
+}
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/cdp/fetch-executor.ts b/plugin-server/src/cdp/fetch-executor.ts
index 89900215ec1fd..8907fafc35239 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/cdp/fetch-executor.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/cdp/fetch-executor.ts
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ import {
     HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchRequest,
     HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchResponse,
 } from './types'
-import { gzipObject, serializeInvocation } from './utils'
+import { gzipObject, queueBlobToString, serializeHogFunctionInvocation } from './utils'
 
 export const BUCKETS_KB_WRITTEN = [0, 128, 512, 1024, 2024, 4096, 10240, Infinity]
 
@@ -40,19 +40,22 @@ export class FetchExecutor {
 
     async execute(invocation: HogFunctionInvocation): Promise<HogFunctionInvocationResult | undefined> {
         if (invocation.queue !== 'fetch' || !invocation.queueParameters) {
-            throw new Error('Bad invocation')
+            status.error('🦔', `[HogExecutor] Bad invocation`, { invocation })
+            return
         }
 
         const params = invocation.queueParameters as HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchRequest
-        if (params.body) {
-            histogramFetchPayloadSize.observe(params.body.length / 1024)
+
+        const body = queueBlobToString(invocation.queueBlob)
+        if (body) {
+            histogramFetchPayloadSize.observe(body.length / 1024)
         }
 
         try {
             if (this.hogHookEnabledForTeams(invocation.teamId)) {
                 // This is very temporary until we are commited to Cyclotron
                 const payload: HogFunctionInvocationAsyncRequest = {
-                    state: await gzipObject(serializeInvocation(invocation)),
+                    state: await gzipObject(serializeHogFunctionInvocation(invocation)),
                     teamId: invocation.teamId,
                     hogFunctionId: invocation.hogFunction.id,
                     asyncFunctionRequest: {
@@ -61,6 +64,7 @@ export class FetchExecutor {
                             params.url,
                             {
                                 ...params,
+                                body,
                             },
                         ],
                     },
@@ -88,11 +92,12 @@ export class FetchExecutor {
         }
 
         const params = invocation.queueParameters as HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchRequest
+        const body = queueBlobToString(invocation.queueBlob) || ''
+        let responseBody = ''
 
         const resParams: HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchResponse = {
             response: {
                 status: 0,
-                body: {},
             },
             error: null,
             timings: [],
@@ -102,17 +107,12 @@ export class FetchExecutor {
             const start = performance.now()
             const fetchResponse = await trackedFetch(params.url, {
                 method: params.method,
-                body: params.body,
+                body,
                 headers: params.headers,
                 timeout: this.serverConfig.EXTERNAL_REQUEST_TIMEOUT_MS,
             })
 
-            let responseBody = await fetchResponse.text()
-            try {
-                responseBody = JSON.parse(responseBody)
-            } catch (err) {
-                // Ignore
-            }
+            responseBody = await fetchResponse.text()
 
             const duration = performance.now() - start
 
@@ -123,7 +123,6 @@ export class FetchExecutor {
 
             resParams.response = {
                 status: fetchResponse.status,
-                body: responseBody,
             }
         } catch (err) {
             status.error('🦔', `[HogExecutor] Error during fetch`, { error: String(err) })
@@ -135,6 +134,7 @@ export class FetchExecutor {
                 ...invocation,
                 queue: 'hog',
                 queueParameters: resParams,
+                queueBlob: Buffer.from(responseBody),
             },
             finished: false,
             logs: [],
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/cdp/hog-executor.ts b/plugin-server/src/cdp/hog-executor.ts
index 382f6b3fc3549..28bad8e38099a 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/cdp/hog-executor.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/cdp/hog-executor.ts
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ import {
     HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchResponse,
     HogFunctionType,
 } from './types'
-import { convertToHogFunctionFilterGlobal } from './utils'
+import { convertToHogFunctionFilterGlobal, queueBlobToString } from './utils'
 
 const MAX_ASYNC_STEPS = 2
 const MAX_HOG_LOGS = 10
@@ -153,25 +153,33 @@ export class HogExecutor {
         try {
             // If the queueParameter is set then we have an expected format that we want to parse and add to the stack
             if (invocation.queueParameters) {
+                // NOTE: This is all based around the only response type being fetch currently
                 const {
                     logs = [],
                     response = null,
                     error,
                     timings = [],
                 } = invocation.queueParameters as HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchResponse
+                let responseBody: any = undefined
+                if (response) {
+                    // Convert from buffer to string
+                    responseBody = queueBlobToString(invocation.queueBlob)
+                }
 
                 // Reset the queue parameters to be sure
                 invocation.queue = 'hog'
                 invocation.queueParameters = undefined
+                invocation.queueBlob = undefined
+
+                const status = typeof response?.status === 'number' ? response.status : 503
 
                 // Special handling for fetch
-                // TODO: Would be good to have a dedicated value in the fetch response for the status code
-                if (response?.status && response.status >= 400) {
+                if (status >= 400) {
                     // Generic warn log for bad status codes
                     logs.push({
                         level: 'warn',
                         timestamp: DateTime.now(),
-                        message: `Fetch returned bad status: ${response.status}`,
+                        message: `Fetch returned bad status: ${status}`,
                     })
                 }
 
@@ -183,16 +191,22 @@ export class HogExecutor {
                     throw new Error(error)
                 }
 
-                if (typeof response?.body === 'string') {
+                if (typeof responseBody === 'string') {
                     try {
-                        response.body = JSON.parse(response.body)
+                        responseBody = JSON.parse(responseBody)
                     } catch (e) {
                         // pass - if it isn't json we just pass it on
                     }
                 }
 
+                // Finally we create the response object as the VM expects
+                const fetchResponse = {
+                    status,
+                    body: responseBody,
+                }
+
                 // Add the response to the stack to continue execution
-                invocation.vmState!.stack.push(response)
+                invocation.vmState!.stack.push(fetchResponse)
                 invocation.timings.push(...timings)
                 result.logs = [...logs, ...result.logs]
             }
@@ -327,18 +341,22 @@ export class HogExecutor {
                             const headers = fetchOptions?.headers || {
                                 'Content-Type': 'application/json',
                             }
-                            let body = fetchOptions?.body
                             // Modify the body to ensure it is a string (we allow Hog to send an object to keep things simple)
-                            body = body ? (typeof body === 'string' ? body : JSON.stringify(body)) : body
+                            const body: string | undefined = fetchOptions?.body
+                                ? typeof fetchOptions.body === 'string'
+                                    ? fetchOptions.body
+                                    : JSON.stringify(fetchOptions.body)
+                                : fetchOptions?.body
 
                             result.invocation.queue = 'fetch'
                             result.invocation.queueParameters = {
                                 url,
                                 method,
                                 headers,
-                                body,
+                                return_queue: 'hog',
                             }
-
+                            // The payload is always blob encoded
+                            result.invocation.queueBlob = body ? Buffer.from(body) : undefined
                             break
                         default:
                             throw new Error(`Unknown async function '${execRes.asyncFunctionName}'`)
@@ -366,6 +384,7 @@ export class HogExecutor {
             }
         } catch (err) {
             result.error = err.message
+            result.finished = true // Explicitly set to true to prevent infinite loops
             status.error(
                 '🦔',
                 `[HogExecutor] Error executing function ${invocation.hogFunction.id} - ${invocation.hogFunction.name}`,
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/cdp/hog-function-manager.ts b/plugin-server/src/cdp/hog-function-manager.ts
index d356e6d66ce10..94803e209f25e 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/cdp/hog-function-manager.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/cdp/hog-function-manager.ts
@@ -95,6 +95,7 @@ export class HogFunctionManager {
         if (!this.ready) {
             throw new Error('HogFunctionManager is not ready! Run HogFunctionManager.start() before this')
         }
+
         return this.cache.functions[id]
     }
 
@@ -102,6 +103,7 @@ export class HogFunctionManager {
         if (!this.ready) {
             throw new Error('HogFunctionManager is not ready! Run HogFunctionManager.start() before this')
         }
+
         const fn = this.cache.functions[hogFunctionId]
         if (fn?.team_id === teamId) {
             return fn
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/cdp/types.ts b/plugin-server/src/cdp/types.ts
index 9d277bc4edfa8..3ca31657cfb74 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/cdp/types.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/cdp/types.ts
@@ -146,8 +146,9 @@ export interface HogFunctionTiming {
 export type HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchRequest = {
     url: string
     method: string
-    body: string
-    headers: Record<string, string>
+    return_queue: string
+    max_tries?: number
+    headers?: Record<string, string>
 }
 
 export type HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchResponse = {
@@ -156,7 +157,6 @@ export type HogFunctionQueueParametersFetchResponse = {
     /** The data to be passed to the Hog function from the response */
     response?: {
         status: number
-        body: any
     } | null
     timings?: HogFunctionTiming[]
     logs?: LogEntry[]
@@ -171,8 +171,10 @@ export type HogFunctionInvocation = {
     globals: HogFunctionInvocationGlobals
     teamId: Team['id']
     hogFunction: HogFunctionType
+    priority: number
     queue: 'hog' | 'fetch'
     queueParameters?: HogFunctionInvocationQueueParameters
+    queueBlob?: Uint8Array
     // The current vmstate (set if the invocation is paused)
     vmState?: VMState
     timings: HogFunctionTiming[]
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/cdp/utils.ts b/plugin-server/src/cdp/utils.ts
index 375baa91a94e3..c8e6cd25be2fe 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/cdp/utils.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/cdp/utils.ts
@@ -281,16 +281,25 @@ export function createInvocation(
         teamId: hogFunction.team_id,
         hogFunction,
         queue: 'hog',
+        priority: 1,
         timings: [],
     }
 }
 
-export function serializeInvocation(invocation: HogFunctionInvocation): HogFunctionInvocationSerialized {
+export function serializeHogFunctionInvocation(invocation: HogFunctionInvocation): HogFunctionInvocationSerialized {
     const serializedInvocation: HogFunctionInvocationSerialized = {
         ...invocation,
         hogFunctionId: invocation.hogFunction.id,
+        // We clear the params as they are never used in the serialized form
+        queueParameters: undefined,
+        queueBlob: undefined,
     }
 
     delete (serializedInvocation as any).hogFunction
-    return invocation
+
+    return serializedInvocation
+}
+
+export function queueBlobToString(blob?: HogFunctionInvocation['queueBlob']): string | undefined {
+    return blob ? Buffer.from(blob).toString('utf-8') : undefined
 }
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/config/config.ts b/plugin-server/src/config/config.ts
index 671f23014ee7b..942b191b39508 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/config/config.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/config/config.ts
@@ -184,14 +184,20 @@ export function getDefaultConfig(): PluginsServerConfig {
         CDP_WATCHER_REFILL_RATE: 10,
         CDP_WATCHER_DISABLED_TEMPORARY_MAX_COUNT: 3,
         CDP_ASYNC_FUNCTIONS_RUSTY_HOOK_TEAMS: '',
-        CDP_ASYNC_FUNCTIONS_CYCLOTRON_TEAMS: '',
+        CDP_CYCLOTRON_ENABLED_TEAMS: '',
         CDP_REDIS_PASSWORD: '',
         CDP_EVENT_PROCESSOR_EXECUTE_FIRST_STEP: true,
         CDP_REDIS_HOST: '',
         CDP_REDIS_PORT: 6479,
+        CDP_CYCLOTRON_BATCH_DELAY_MS: 50,
+        CDP_CYCLOTRON_BATCH_SIZE: 500,
 
         // Cyclotron
-        CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL: '',
+        CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL: isTestEnv()
+            ? 'postgres://posthog:posthog@localhost:5432/test_cyclotron'
+            : isDevEnv()
+            ? 'postgres://posthog:posthog@localhost:5432/cyclotron'
+            : '',
     }
 }
 
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/main/pluginsServer.ts b/plugin-server/src/main/pluginsServer.ts
index cafdc0451806d..ff1f46b82d338 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/main/pluginsServer.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/main/pluginsServer.ts
@@ -10,7 +10,12 @@ import v8Profiler from 'v8-profiler-next'
 
 import { getPluginServerCapabilities } from '../capabilities'
 import { CdpApi } from '../cdp/cdp-api'
-import { CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer, CdpProcessedEventsConsumer } from '../cdp/cdp-consumers'
+import {
+    CdpCyclotronWorker,
+    CdpCyclotronWorkerFetch,
+    CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer,
+    CdpProcessedEventsConsumer,
+} from '../cdp/cdp-consumers'
 import { defaultConfig, sessionRecordingConsumerConfig } from '../config/config'
 import { Hub, PluginServerCapabilities, PluginServerService, PluginsServerConfig } from '../types'
 import { closeHub, createHub, createKafkaClient, createKafkaProducerWrapper } from '../utils/db/hub'
@@ -458,16 +463,23 @@ export async function startPluginsServer(
             }
         }
 
-        // if (capabilities.cdpCyclotronWorker) {
-        //     ;[hub, closeHub] = hub ? [hub, closeHub] : await createHub(serverConfig, capabilities)
-        //     if (hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL) {
-        //         const worker = new CdpCyclotronWorker(hub)
-        //         await worker.start()
-        //     } else {
-        //         // This is a temporary solution until we *require* Cyclotron to be configured.
-        //         status.warn('💥', 'CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL is not set, not running Cyclotron worker')
-        //     }
-        // }
+        if (capabilities.cdpCyclotronWorker) {
+            const hub = await setupHub()
+
+            if (!hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL) {
+                status.error('💥', 'Cyclotron database URL not set.')
+            } else {
+                const worker = new CdpCyclotronWorker(hub)
+                await worker.start()
+                services.push(worker.service)
+
+                if (process.env.EXPERIMENTAL_CDP_FETCH_WORKER) {
+                    const workerFetch = new CdpCyclotronWorkerFetch(hub)
+                    await workerFetch.start()
+                    services.push(workerFetch.service)
+                }
+            }
+        }
 
         if (capabilities.http) {
             const app = setupCommonRoutes(services)
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/types.ts b/plugin-server/src/types.ts
index 7cb78d577e562..ae396b5ebf774 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/types.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/types.ts
@@ -113,7 +113,9 @@ export type CdpConfig = {
     CDP_WATCHER_DISABLED_TEMPORARY_TTL: number // How long a function should be temporarily disabled for
     CDP_WATCHER_DISABLED_TEMPORARY_MAX_COUNT: number // How many times a function can be disabled before it is disabled permanently
     CDP_ASYNC_FUNCTIONS_RUSTY_HOOK_TEAMS: string
-    CDP_ASYNC_FUNCTIONS_CYCLOTRON_TEAMS: string
+    CDP_CYCLOTRON_ENABLED_TEAMS: string
+    CDP_CYCLOTRON_BATCH_SIZE: number
+    CDP_CYCLOTRON_BATCH_DELAY_MS: number
     CDP_REDIS_HOST: string
     CDP_REDIS_PORT: number
     CDP_REDIS_PASSWORD: string
diff --git a/plugin-server/src/utils/status.ts b/plugin-server/src/utils/status.ts
index 385b97739685e..0b6b8f26ca1c5 100644
--- a/plugin-server/src/utils/status.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/src/utils/status.ts
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ export interface StatusBlueprint {
 
 export class Status implements StatusBlueprint {
     mode?: string
-    logger: pino.Logger
+    private logger?: pino.Logger
     prompt: string
     transport: any
 
@@ -59,11 +59,23 @@ export class Status implements StatusBlueprint {
 
     close() {
         this.transport?.end()
+        this.logger = undefined
     }
 
     buildMethod(type: keyof StatusBlueprint): StatusMethod {
         return (icon: string, message: string, extra: object) => {
             const logMessage = `[${this.prompt}] ${icon} ${message}`
+
+            if (!this.logger) {
+                if (isProdEnv()) {
+                    // This can throw on tests if the logger is closed. We don't really want tests to be bothered with this.
+                    throw new Error(`Logger has been closed! Cannot log: ${logMessage}`)
+                }
+                console.log(
+                    `Logger has been closed! Cannot log: ${logMessage}. Logging to console instead due to non-prod env.`
+                )
+                return
+            }
             if (extra instanceof Object) {
                 this.logger[type]({ ...extra, msg: logMessage })
             } else {
diff --git a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-e2e.test.ts b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-e2e.test.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..b5423459e284e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-e2e.test.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,225 @@
+import {
+    CdpCyclotronWorker,
+    CdpCyclotronWorkerFetch,
+    CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer,
+    CdpProcessedEventsConsumer,
+} from '../../src/cdp/cdp-consumers'
+import { HogFunctionInvocationGlobals, HogFunctionType } from '../../src/cdp/types'
+import { KAFKA_APP_METRICS_2, KAFKA_LOG_ENTRIES } from '../../src/config/kafka-topics'
+import { Hub, Team } from '../../src/types'
+import { closeHub, createHub } from '../../src/utils/db/hub'
+import { waitForExpect } from '../helpers/expectations'
+import { getFirstTeam, resetTestDatabase } from '../helpers/sql'
+import { HOG_EXAMPLES, HOG_FILTERS_EXAMPLES, HOG_INPUTS_EXAMPLES } from './examples'
+import { createHogExecutionGlobals, insertHogFunction as _insertHogFunction } from './fixtures'
+import { createKafkaObserver, TestKafkaObserver } from './helpers/kafka-observer'
+
+jest.mock('../../src/utils/fetch', () => {
+    return {
+        trackedFetch: jest.fn(() =>
+            Promise.resolve({
+                status: 200,
+                text: () => Promise.resolve(JSON.stringify({ success: true })),
+                json: () => Promise.resolve({ success: true }),
+            })
+        ),
+    }
+})
+
+const mockFetch: jest.Mock = require('../../src/utils/fetch').trackedFetch
+
+describe('CDP E2E', () => {
+    jest.setTimeout(10000)
+    describe.each(['kafka', 'cyclotron'])('e2e fetch call: %s', (mode) => {
+        let processedEventsConsumer: CdpProcessedEventsConsumer
+        let functionProcessor: CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer
+        let cyclotronWorker: CdpCyclotronWorker | undefined
+        let cyclotronFetchWorker: CdpCyclotronWorkerFetch | undefined
+        let hub: Hub
+        let team: Team
+        let kafkaObserver: TestKafkaObserver
+        let fnFetchNoFilters: HogFunctionType
+        let globals: HogFunctionInvocationGlobals
+
+        const insertHogFunction = async (hogFunction: Partial<HogFunctionType>) => {
+            const item = await _insertHogFunction(hub.postgres, team.id, hogFunction)
+            return item
+        }
+
+        beforeEach(async () => {
+            await resetTestDatabase()
+            hub = await createHub()
+            team = await getFirstTeam(hub)
+
+            fnFetchNoFilters = await insertHogFunction({
+                ...HOG_EXAMPLES.simple_fetch,
+                ...HOG_INPUTS_EXAMPLES.simple_fetch,
+                ...HOG_FILTERS_EXAMPLES.no_filters,
+            })
+
+            if (mode === 'cyclotron') {
+                hub.CDP_CYCLOTRON_ENABLED_TEAMS = '*'
+                hub.CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL = 'postgres://posthog:posthog@localhost:5432/test_cyclotron'
+            }
+
+            kafkaObserver = await createKafkaObserver(hub, [KAFKA_APP_METRICS_2, KAFKA_LOG_ENTRIES])
+
+            processedEventsConsumer = new CdpProcessedEventsConsumer(hub)
+            await processedEventsConsumer.start()
+            functionProcessor = new CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer(hub)
+            await functionProcessor.start()
+
+            if (mode === 'cyclotron') {
+                cyclotronWorker = new CdpCyclotronWorker(hub)
+                await cyclotronWorker.start()
+                cyclotronFetchWorker = new CdpCyclotronWorkerFetch(hub)
+                await cyclotronFetchWorker.start()
+            }
+
+            globals = createHogExecutionGlobals({
+                project: {
+                    id: team.id,
+                } as any,
+                event: {
+                    uuid: 'b3a1fe86-b10c-43cc-acaf-d208977608d0',
+                    name: '$pageview',
+                    properties: {
+                        $current_url: 'https://posthog.com',
+                        $lib_version: '1.0.0',
+                    },
+                    timestamp: '2024-09-03T09:00:00Z',
+                } as any,
+            })
+
+            mockFetch.mockClear()
+        })
+
+        afterEach(async () => {
+            console.log('AfterEach', {
+                processedEventsConsumer,
+                functionProcessor,
+                kafkaObserver,
+                cyclotronWorker,
+                cyclotronFetchWorker,
+            })
+
+            const stoppers = [
+                processedEventsConsumer?.stop().then(() => console.log('Stopped processedEventsConsumer')),
+                functionProcessor?.stop().then(() => console.log('Stopped functionProcessor')),
+                kafkaObserver?.stop().then(() => console.log('Stopped kafkaObserver')),
+                cyclotronWorker?.stop().then(() => console.log('Stopped cyclotronWorker')),
+                cyclotronFetchWorker?.stop().then(() => console.log('Stopped cyclotronFetchWorker')),
+            ]
+
+            await Promise.all(stoppers)
+
+            await closeHub(hub)
+        })
+
+        afterAll(() => {
+            jest.useRealTimers()
+        })
+
+        /**
+         * Tests here are somewhat expensive so should mostly simulate happy paths and the more e2e scenarios
+         */
+
+        it('should invoke a function in the worker loop until completed', async () => {
+            // NOTE: We can skip kafka as the entry point
+            const invocations = await processedEventsConsumer.processBatch([globals])
+            expect(invocations).toHaveLength(1)
+
+            await waitForExpect(() => {
+                expect(kafkaObserver.messages).toHaveLength(6)
+            })
+
+            expect(mockFetch).toHaveBeenCalledTimes(1)
+
+            expect(mockFetch.mock.calls[0]).toMatchInlineSnapshot(`
+                Array [
+                  "https://example.com/posthog-webhook",
+                  Object {
+                    "body": "{\\"event\\":{\\"uuid\\":\\"b3a1fe86-b10c-43cc-acaf-d208977608d0\\",\\"name\\":\\"$pageview\\",\\"distinct_id\\":\\"distinct_id\\",\\"url\\":\\"http://localhost:8000/events/1\\",\\"properties\\":{\\"$current_url\\":\\"https://posthog.com\\",\\"$lib_version\\":\\"1.0.0\\"},\\"timestamp\\":\\"2024-09-03T09:00:00Z\\"},\\"groups\\":{},\\"nested\\":{\\"foo\\":\\"http://localhost:8000/events/1\\"},\\"person\\":{\\"uuid\\":\\"uuid\\",\\"name\\":\\"test\\",\\"url\\":\\"http://localhost:8000/persons/1\\",\\"properties\\":{\\"email\\":\\"test@posthog.com\\"}},\\"event_url\\":\\"http://localhost:8000/events/1-test\\"}",
+                    "headers": Object {
+                      "version": "v=1.0.0",
+                    },
+                    "method": "POST",
+                    "timeout": 10000,
+                  },
+                ]
+            `)
+
+            const logMessages = kafkaObserver.messages.filter((m) => m.topic === KAFKA_LOG_ENTRIES)
+            const metricsMessages = kafkaObserver.messages.filter((m) => m.topic === KAFKA_APP_METRICS_2)
+
+            expect(metricsMessages).toMatchObject([
+                {
+                    topic: 'clickhouse_app_metrics2_test',
+                    value: {
+                        app_source: 'hog_function',
+                        app_source_id: fnFetchNoFilters.id.toString(),
+                        count: 1,
+                        metric_kind: 'success',
+                        metric_name: 'succeeded',
+                        team_id: 2,
+                    },
+                },
+            ])
+
+            expect(logMessages).toMatchObject([
+                {
+                    topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                    value: {
+                        level: 'debug',
+                        log_source: 'hog_function',
+                        log_source_id: fnFetchNoFilters.id.toString(),
+                        message: 'Executing function',
+                        team_id: 2,
+                    },
+                },
+                {
+                    topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                    value: {
+                        level: 'debug',
+                        log_source: 'hog_function',
+                        log_source_id: fnFetchNoFilters.id.toString(),
+                        message: expect.stringContaining(
+                            "Suspending function due to async function call 'fetch'. Payload:"
+                        ),
+                        team_id: 2,
+                    },
+                },
+                {
+                    topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                    value: {
+                        level: 'debug',
+                        log_source: 'hog_function',
+                        log_source_id: fnFetchNoFilters.id.toString(),
+                        message: 'Resuming function',
+                        team_id: 2,
+                    },
+                },
+                {
+                    topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                    value: {
+                        level: 'info',
+                        log_source: 'hog_function',
+                        log_source_id: fnFetchNoFilters.id.toString(),
+                        message: `Fetch response:, {"status":200,"body":{"success":true}}`,
+                        team_id: 2,
+                    },
+                },
+                {
+                    topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                    value: {
+                        level: 'debug',
+                        log_source: 'hog_function',
+                        log_source_id: fnFetchNoFilters.id.toString(),
+                        message: expect.stringContaining('Function completed in'),
+                        team_id: 2,
+                    },
+                },
+            ])
+        })
+    })
+})
diff --git a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-consumer.e2e.test.ts b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-function-processor.test.ts
similarity index 97%
rename from plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-consumer.e2e.test.ts
rename to plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-function-processor.test.ts
index 8d6581aef9ef0..5fb097b0a5c5e 100644
--- a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-consumer.e2e.test.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-function-processor.test.ts
@@ -80,10 +80,7 @@ const convertToKafkaMessage = (message: any): any => {
     }
 }
 
-/**
- * NOTE: This isn't fully e2e... We still mock kafka but we trigger one queue from the other in a loop
- */
-describe('CDP Consumers E2E', () => {
+describe('CDP Function Processor', () => {
     let processedEventsConsumer: CdpProcessedEventsConsumer
     let functionProcessor: CdpFunctionCallbackConsumer
     let hub: Hub
@@ -121,7 +118,7 @@ describe('CDP Consumers E2E', () => {
         jest.useRealTimers()
     })
 
-    describe('e2e fetch function', () => {
+    describe('full fetch function', () => {
         /**
          * Tests here are somewhat expensive so should mostly simulate happy paths and the more e2e scenarios
          */
diff --git a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-processed-events-consumer.test.ts b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-processed-events-consumer.test.ts
index b0a1c09f15d6f..11806c8595a10 100644
--- a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-processed-events-consumer.test.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/cdp-processed-events-consumer.test.ts
@@ -5,12 +5,7 @@ import { Hub, Team } from '../../src/types'
 import { closeHub, createHub } from '../../src/utils/db/hub'
 import { getFirstTeam, resetTestDatabase } from '../helpers/sql'
 import { HOG_EXAMPLES, HOG_FILTERS_EXAMPLES, HOG_INPUTS_EXAMPLES } from './examples'
-import {
-    createHogExecutionGlobals,
-    createIncomingEvent,
-    createMessage,
-    insertHogFunction as _insertHogFunction,
-} from './fixtures'
+import { createHogExecutionGlobals, insertHogFunction as _insertHogFunction } from './fixtures'
 
 const mockConsumer = {
     on: jest.fn(),
@@ -113,10 +108,6 @@ describe('CDP Processed Events Consumer', () => {
     })
 
     describe('general event processing', () => {
-        beforeEach(() => {
-            hub.CDP_EVENT_PROCESSOR_EXECUTE_FIRST_STEP = false
-        })
-
         describe('common processing', () => {
             let fnFetchNoFilters: HogFunctionType
             let fnPrinterPageviewFilters: HogFunctionType
@@ -170,23 +161,89 @@ describe('CDP Processed Events Consumer', () => {
                     matchInvocation(fnPrinterPageviewFilters, globals),
                 ])
 
-                expect(mockProducer.produce).toHaveBeenCalledTimes(2)
-
+                expect(mockProducer.produce).toHaveBeenCalledTimes(11)
                 expect(decodeAllKafkaMessages()).toMatchObject([
                     {
-                        key: expect.any(String),
-                        topic: 'cdp_function_callbacks_test',
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
                         value: {
-                            state: expect.any(String),
+                            message: 'Executing function',
+                            log_source_id: fnFetchNoFilters.id,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                        value: {
+                            message: "Suspending function due to async function call 'fetch'. Payload: 1902 bytes",
+                            log_source_id: fnFetchNoFilters.id,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'clickhouse_app_metrics2_test',
+                        value: {
+                            app_source: 'hog_function',
+                            team_id: 2,
+                            app_source_id: fnPrinterPageviewFilters.id,
+                            metric_kind: 'success',
+                            metric_name: 'succeeded',
+                            count: 1,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                        value: {
+                            message: 'Executing function',
+                            log_source_id: fnPrinterPageviewFilters.id,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                        value: {
+                            message: 'test',
+                            log_source_id: fnPrinterPageviewFilters.id,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                        value: {
+                            message: '{"nested":{"foo":"***REDACTED***","bool":false,"null":null}}',
+                            log_source_id: fnPrinterPageviewFilters.id,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                        value: {
+                            message: '{"foo":"***REDACTED***","bool":false,"null":null}',
+                            log_source_id: fnPrinterPageviewFilters.id,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                        value: {
+                            message: 'substring: ***REDACTED***',
+                            log_source_id: fnPrinterPageviewFilters.id,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                        value: {
+                            message:
+                                '{"input_1":"test","secret_input_2":{"foo":"***REDACTED***","bool":false,"null":null},"secret_input_3":"***REDACTED***"}',
+                            log_source_id: fnPrinterPageviewFilters.id,
+                        },
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                        value: {
+                            message: expect.stringContaining('Function completed'),
+                            log_source_id: fnPrinterPageviewFilters.id,
                         },
-                        waitForAck: true,
                     },
                     {
-                        key: expect.any(String),
                         topic: 'cdp_function_callbacks_test',
                         value: {
                             state: expect.any(String),
                         },
+                        key: expect.stringContaining(fnFetchNoFilters.id.toString()),
                         waitForAck: true,
                     },
                 ])
@@ -199,7 +256,7 @@ describe('CDP Processed Events Consumer', () => {
 
                 expect(invocations).toHaveLength(1)
                 expect(invocations).toMatchObject([matchInvocation(fnFetchNoFilters, globals)])
-                expect(mockProducer.produce).toHaveBeenCalledTimes(2)
+                expect(mockProducer.produce).toHaveBeenCalledTimes(4)
 
                 expect(decodeAllKafkaMessages()).toMatchObject([
                     {
@@ -215,6 +272,12 @@ describe('CDP Processed Events Consumer', () => {
                             timestamp: expect.any(String),
                         },
                     },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                    },
+                    {
+                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
+                    },
                     {
                         topic: 'cdp_function_callbacks_test',
                     },
@@ -259,97 +322,5 @@ describe('CDP Processed Events Consumer', () => {
                 ])
             })
         })
-
-        describe('kafka parsing', () => {
-            it('can parse incoming messages correctly', async () => {
-                await insertHogFunction({
-                    ...HOG_EXAMPLES.simple_fetch,
-                    ...HOG_INPUTS_EXAMPLES.simple_fetch,
-                    ...HOG_FILTERS_EXAMPLES.no_filters,
-                })
-                // Create a message that should be processed by this function
-                // Run the function and check that it was executed
-                await processor._handleKafkaBatch([
-                    createMessage(
-                        createIncomingEvent(team.id, {
-                            uuid: 'b3a1fe86-b10c-43cc-acaf-d208977608d0',
-                            event: '$pageview',
-                            properties: JSON.stringify({
-                                $lib_version: '1.0.0',
-                            }),
-                        })
-                    ),
-                ])
-
-                // Generall check that the message seemed to get processed
-                expect(decodeAllKafkaMessages()).toMatchObject([
-                    {
-                        key: expect.any(String),
-                        topic: 'cdp_function_callbacks_test',
-                        value: {
-                            state: expect.any(String),
-                        },
-                        waitForAck: true,
-                    },
-                ])
-            })
-        })
-
-        describe('no delayed execution', () => {
-            beforeEach(() => {
-                hub.CDP_EVENT_PROCESSOR_EXECUTE_FIRST_STEP = true
-            })
-
-            it('should invoke the initial function before enqueuing', async () => {
-                await insertHogFunction({
-                    ...HOG_EXAMPLES.simple_fetch,
-                    ...HOG_INPUTS_EXAMPLES.simple_fetch,
-                    ...HOG_FILTERS_EXAMPLES.no_filters,
-                })
-                // Create a message that should be processed by this function
-                // Run the function and check that it was executed
-                await processor._handleKafkaBatch([
-                    createMessage(
-                        createIncomingEvent(team.id, {
-                            uuid: 'b3a1fe86-b10c-43cc-acaf-d208977608d0',
-                            event: '$pageview',
-                            properties: JSON.stringify({
-                                $lib_version: '1.0.0',
-                            }),
-                        })
-                    ),
-                ])
-
-                // General check that the message seemed to get processed
-                expect(decodeAllKafkaMessages()).toMatchObject([
-                    {
-                        key: expect.any(String),
-                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
-                        value: {
-                            message: 'Executing function',
-                        },
-                        waitForAck: true,
-                    },
-                    {
-                        key: expect.any(String),
-                        topic: 'log_entries_test',
-                        value: {
-                            message: expect.stringContaining(
-                                "Suspending function due to async function call 'fetch'. Payload"
-                            ),
-                        },
-                        waitForAck: true,
-                    },
-                    {
-                        key: expect.any(String),
-                        topic: 'cdp_function_callbacks_test',
-                        value: {
-                            state: expect.any(String),
-                        },
-                        waitForAck: true,
-                    },
-                ])
-            })
-        })
     })
 })
diff --git a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/helpers/kafka-observer.ts b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/helpers/kafka-observer.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..462c06fc1e137
--- /dev/null
+++ b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/helpers/kafka-observer.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+import { KafkaConsumer, Message } from 'node-rdkafka'
+
+import { createAdminClient, ensureTopicExists } from '../../../src/kafka/admin'
+import { createRdConnectionConfigFromEnvVars } from '../../../src/kafka/config'
+import { createKafkaConsumer } from '../../../src/kafka/consumer'
+import { Hub } from '../../../src/types'
+import { delay, UUIDT } from '../../../src/utils/utils'
+
+export type TestKafkaObserver = {
+    messages: {
+        topic: string
+        value: any
+    }[]
+    consumer: KafkaConsumer
+    stop: () => Promise<void>
+    expectMessageCount: (count: number) => Promise<void>
+}
+
+export const createKafkaObserver = async (hub: Hub, topics: string[]): Promise<TestKafkaObserver> => {
+    const consumer = await createKafkaConsumer({
+        ...createRdConnectionConfigFromEnvVars(hub),
+        'group.id': `test-group-${new UUIDT().toString()}`,
+    })
+
+    const adminClient = createAdminClient(createRdConnectionConfigFromEnvVars(hub))
+    await Promise.all(topics.map((topic) => ensureTopicExists(adminClient, topic, 1000)))
+    adminClient.disconnect()
+
+    await new Promise<void>((res, rej) => consumer.connect({}, (err) => (err ? rej(err) : res())))
+    consumer.subscribe(topics)
+    const messages: {
+        topic: string
+        value: any
+    }[] = []
+
+    const poll = async () => {
+        await delay(50)
+        if (!consumer.isConnected()) {
+            return
+        }
+        const newMessages = await new Promise<Message[]>((res, rej) =>
+            consumer.consume(10, (err, messages) => (err ? rej(err) : res(messages)))
+        )
+
+        messages.push(
+            ...newMessages.map((message) => ({
+                topic: message.topic,
+                value: JSON.parse(message.value?.toString() ?? ''),
+            }))
+        )
+        poll()
+    }
+
+    poll()
+
+    return {
+        messages,
+        consumer,
+        stop: () => new Promise((res) => consumer.disconnect(res)),
+        expectMessageCount: async (count: number): Promise<void> => {
+            const timeout = 5000
+            const now = Date.now()
+            while (messages.length < count && Date.now() - now < timeout) {
+                await delay(100)
+            }
+
+            if (messages.length < count) {
+                throw new Error(`Expected ${count} messages, got ${messages.length}`)
+            }
+        },
+    }
+}
diff --git a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/hog-executor.test.ts b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/hog-executor.test.ts
index 7740078fe6268..03addf077d964 100644
--- a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/hog-executor.test.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/hog-executor.test.ts
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ import { DateTime } from 'luxon'
 
 import { HogExecutor } from '../../src/cdp/hog-executor'
 import { HogFunctionManager } from '../../src/cdp/hog-function-manager'
-import { HogFunctionAsyncFunctionResponse, HogFunctionType } from '../../src/cdp/types'
+import { HogFunctionInvocation, HogFunctionType } from '../../src/cdp/types'
 import { HOG_EXAMPLES, HOG_FILTERS_EXAMPLES, HOG_INPUTS_EXAMPLES } from './examples'
 import {
     createHogExecutionGlobals,
@@ -11,8 +11,9 @@ import {
     insertHogFunction as _insertHogFunction,
 } from './fixtures'
 
-const createAsyncFunctionResponse = (response?: Record<string, any>): HogFunctionAsyncFunctionResponse => {
-    return {
+const setupFetchResponse = (invocation: HogFunctionInvocation, options?: { status?: number; body?: string }): void => {
+    invocation.queue = 'hog'
+    invocation.queueParameters = {
         timings: [
             {
                 kind: 'async_function',
@@ -20,11 +21,10 @@ const createAsyncFunctionResponse = (response?: Record<string, any>): HogFunctio
             },
         ],
         response: {
-            status: 200,
-            body: 'success',
-            ...response,
+            status: options?.status ?? 200,
         },
     }
+    invocation.queueBlob = Buffer.from(options?.body ?? 'success')
 }
 
 describe('Hog Executor', () => {
@@ -69,6 +69,7 @@ describe('Hog Executor', () => {
                     hogFunction: invocation.hogFunction,
                     queue: 'fetch',
                     queueParameters: expect.any(Object),
+                    queueBlob: expect.any(Buffer),
                     timings: [
                         {
                             kind: 'hog',
@@ -133,7 +134,8 @@ describe('Hog Executor', () => {
                 },
             })
 
-            expect(JSON.parse(result.invocation.queueParameters!.body)).toEqual({
+            const body = JSON.parse(Buffer.from(result.invocation.queueBlob!).toString())
+            expect(body).toEqual({
                 event: {
                     uuid: 'uuid',
                     name: 'test',
@@ -163,8 +165,7 @@ describe('Hog Executor', () => {
             expect(result.invocation.vmState).toBeDefined()
 
             // Simulate what the callback does
-            result.invocation.queue = 'hog'
-            result.invocation.queueParameters = createAsyncFunctionResponse()
+            setupFetchResponse(result.invocation)
 
             const secondResult = executor.execute(result.invocation)
             logs.push(...secondResult.logs)
@@ -185,10 +186,7 @@ describe('Hog Executor', () => {
         it('parses the responses body if a string', () => {
             const result = executor.execute(createInvocation(hogFunction))
             const logs = result.logs.splice(0, 100)
-            result.invocation.queue = 'hog'
-            result.invocation.queueParameters = createAsyncFunctionResponse({
-                body: JSON.stringify({ foo: 'bar' }),
-            })
+            setupFetchResponse(result.invocation, { body: JSON.stringify({ foo: 'bar' }) })
 
             const secondResult = executor.execute(result.invocation)
             logs.push(...secondResult.logs)
@@ -399,18 +397,16 @@ describe('Hog Executor', () => {
             // Start the function
             const result1 = executor.execute(invocation)
             // Run the response one time simulating a successful fetch
-            result1.invocation.queue = 'hog'
-            result1.invocation.queueParameters = createAsyncFunctionResponse()
+            setupFetchResponse(result1.invocation)
             const result2 = executor.execute(result1.invocation)
             expect(result2.finished).toBe(false)
             expect(result2.error).toBe(undefined)
             expect(result2.invocation.queue).toBe('fetch')
 
             // This time we should see an error for hitting the loop limit
-            result2.invocation.queue = 'hog'
-            result2.invocation.queueParameters = createAsyncFunctionResponse()
+            setupFetchResponse(result2.invocation)
             const result3 = executor.execute(result1.invocation)
-            expect(result3.finished).toBe(false)
+            expect(result3.finished).toBe(true)
             expect(result3.error).toEqual('Exceeded maximum number of async steps: 2')
             expect(result3.logs.map((log) => log.message)).toEqual([
                 'Resuming function',
diff --git a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/hog-function-manager.test.ts b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/hog-function-manager.test.ts
index 1624999c93058..3f34fcb4fe378 100644
--- a/plugin-server/tests/cdp/hog-function-manager.test.ts
+++ b/plugin-server/tests/cdp/hog-function-manager.test.ts
@@ -81,6 +81,7 @@ describe('HogFunctionManager', () => {
     })
 
     afterEach(async () => {
+        await manager.stop()
         await closeHub(hub)
     })
 
diff --git a/plugin-server/tests/helpers/expectations.ts b/plugin-server/tests/helpers/expectations.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..6a4dcf9b3cc53
--- /dev/null
+++ b/plugin-server/tests/helpers/expectations.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+export const waitForExpect = async <T>(fn: () => T | Promise<T>, timeout = 10_000, interval = 1_000): Promise<T> => {
+    // Allows for running expectations that are expected to pass eventually.
+    // This is useful for, e.g. waiting for events to have been ingested into
+    // the database.
+
+    const start = Date.now()
+    while (true) {
+        try {
+            return await fn()
+        } catch (error) {
+            if (Date.now() - start > timeout) {
+                throw error
+            }
+            await new Promise((resolve) => setTimeout(resolve, interval))
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/rust/bin/migrate-cyclotron b/rust/bin/migrate-cyclotron
new file mode 100755
index 0000000000000..cde8d8b4d65fc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rust/bin/migrate-cyclotron
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+SCRIPT_DIR=$(dirname "$(readlink -f "$0")")
+
+CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_NAME=${CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_NAME:-cyclotron}
+CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL=${CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL:-postgres://posthog:posthog@localhost:5432/$CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_NAME}
+
+echo "Performing cyclotron migrations for $CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL (DATABASE_NAME=$CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_NAME)"
+
+sqlx database create -D "$CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL"
+sqlx migrate run -D "$CYCLOTRON_DATABASE_URL" --source $SCRIPT_DIR/../cyclotron-core/migrations
diff --git a/rust/cyclotron-node/src/helpers.ts b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/helpers.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..ba1ace2a37161
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/helpers.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+import { CyclotronInternalPoolConfig, CyclotronPoolConfig } from './types'
+
+export function convertToInternalPoolConfig(poolConfig: CyclotronPoolConfig): CyclotronInternalPoolConfig {
+    return {
+        db_url: poolConfig.dbUrl,
+        max_connections: poolConfig.maxConnections,
+        min_connections: poolConfig.minConnections,
+        acquire_timeout_seconds: poolConfig.acquireTimeoutSeconds,
+        max_lifetime_seconds: poolConfig.maxLifetimeSeconds,
+        idle_timeout_seconds: poolConfig.idleTimeoutSeconds,
+    }
+}
+
+export function serializeObject(name: string, obj: Record<string, any> | null): string | null {
+    if (obj === null) {
+        return null
+    } else if (typeof obj === 'object' && obj !== null) {
+        return JSON.stringify(obj)
+    }
+    throw new Error(`${name} must be either an object or null`)
+}
+
+export function deserializeObject(name: string, str: any): Record<string, any> | null {
+    if (str === null) {
+        return null
+    } else if (typeof str === 'string') {
+        return JSON.parse(str)
+    }
+    throw new Error(`${name} must be either a string or null`)
+}
diff --git a/rust/cyclotron-node/src/index.ts b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/index.ts
index fb8dd659d80c3..e905c5f6cd4ad 100644
--- a/rust/cyclotron-node/src/index.ts
+++ b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/index.ts
@@ -1,222 +1,3 @@
-// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/no-var-requires
-const cyclotron = require('../index.node')
-
-export interface PoolConfig {
-    dbUrl: string
-    maxConnections?: number
-    minConnections?: number
-    acquireTimeoutSeconds?: number
-    maxLifetimeSeconds?: number
-    idleTimeoutSeconds?: number
-}
-
-// Type as expected by Cyclotron.
-interface InternalPoolConfig {
-    db_url: string
-    max_connections?: number
-    min_connections?: number
-    acquire_timeout_seconds?: number
-    max_lifetime_seconds?: number
-    idle_timeout_seconds?: number
-}
-
-export interface ManagerConfig {
-    shards: PoolConfig[]
-}
-
-// Type as expected by Cyclotron.
-interface InternalManagerConfig {
-    shards: InternalPoolConfig[]
-}
-
-export interface JobInit {
-    teamId: number
-    functionId: string
-    queueName: string
-    priority?: number
-    scheduled?: Date
-    vmState?: string
-    parameters?: string
-    blob?: Uint8Array
-    metadata?: string
-}
-
-// Type as expected by Cyclotron.
-interface InternalJobInit {
-    team_id: number
-    function_id: string
-    queue_name: string
-    priority?: number
-    scheduled?: Date
-    vm_state?: string
-    parameters?: string
-    metadata?: string
-}
-
-export type JobState = 'available' | 'running' | 'completed' | 'failed' | 'paused'
-
-export interface Job {
-    id: string
-    teamId: number
-    functionId: string | null
-    created: Date
-    lockId: string | null
-    lastHeartbeat: Date | null
-    janitorTouchCount: number
-    transitionCount: number
-    lastTransition: Date
-    queueName: string
-    state: JobState
-    priority: number
-    scheduled: Date
-    vmState: string | null
-    metadata: string | null
-    parameters: string | null
-    blob: Uint8Array | null
-}
-
-export async function initWorker(poolConfig: PoolConfig): Promise<void> {
-    const initWorkerInternal: InternalPoolConfig = {
-        db_url: poolConfig.dbUrl,
-        max_connections: poolConfig.maxConnections,
-        min_connections: poolConfig.minConnections,
-        acquire_timeout_seconds: poolConfig.acquireTimeoutSeconds,
-        max_lifetime_seconds: poolConfig.maxLifetimeSeconds,
-        idle_timeout_seconds: poolConfig.idleTimeoutSeconds,
-    }
-    return await cyclotron.initWorker(JSON.stringify(initWorkerInternal))
-}
-
-export async function initManager(managerConfig: ManagerConfig): Promise<void> {
-    const managerConfigInternal: InternalManagerConfig = {
-        shards: managerConfig.shards.map((shard) => ({
-            db_url: shard.dbUrl,
-            max_connections: shard.maxConnections,
-            min_connections: shard.minConnections,
-            acquire_timeout_seconds: shard.acquireTimeoutSeconds,
-            max_lifetime_seconds: shard.maxLifetimeSeconds,
-            idle_timeout_seconds: shard.idleTimeoutSeconds,
-        })),
-    }
-    return await cyclotron.initManager(JSON.stringify(managerConfigInternal))
-}
-
-export async function maybeInitWorker(poolConfig: PoolConfig): Promise<void> {
-    const initWorkerInternal: InternalPoolConfig = {
-        db_url: poolConfig.dbUrl,
-        max_connections: poolConfig.maxConnections,
-        min_connections: poolConfig.minConnections,
-        acquire_timeout_seconds: poolConfig.acquireTimeoutSeconds,
-        max_lifetime_seconds: poolConfig.maxLifetimeSeconds,
-        idle_timeout_seconds: poolConfig.idleTimeoutSeconds,
-    }
-    return await cyclotron.maybeInitWorker(JSON.stringify(initWorkerInternal))
-}
-
-export async function maybeInitManager(managerConfig: ManagerConfig): Promise<void> {
-    const managerConfigInternal: InternalManagerConfig = {
-        shards: managerConfig.shards.map((shard) => ({
-            db_url: shard.dbUrl,
-            max_connections: shard.maxConnections,
-            min_connections: shard.minConnections,
-            acquire_timeout_seconds: shard.acquireTimeoutSeconds,
-            max_lifetime_seconds: shard.maxLifetimeSeconds,
-            idle_timeout_seconds: shard.idleTimeoutSeconds,
-        })),
-    }
-    return await cyclotron.maybeInitManager(JSON.stringify(managerConfigInternal))
-}
-
-export async function createJob(job: JobInit): Promise<void> {
-    job.priority ??= 1
-    job.scheduled ??= new Date()
-
-    const jobInitInternal: InternalJobInit = {
-        team_id: job.teamId,
-        function_id: job.functionId,
-        queue_name: job.queueName,
-        priority: job.priority,
-        scheduled: job.scheduled,
-        vm_state: job.vmState,
-        parameters: job.parameters,
-        metadata: job.metadata,
-    }
-
-    const json = JSON.stringify(jobInitInternal)
-    return await cyclotron.createJob(json, job.blob ? job.blob.buffer : undefined)
-}
-
-export async function dequeueJobs(queueName: string, limit: number): Promise<Job[]> {
-    return await cyclotron.dequeueJobs(queueName, limit)
-}
-
-export async function dequeueJobsWithVmState(queueName: string, limit: number): Promise<Job[]> {
-    return await cyclotron.dequeueJobsWithVmState(queueName, limit)
-}
-
-export async function flushJob(jobId: string): Promise<void> {
-    return await cyclotron.flushJob(jobId)
-}
-
-export function setState(jobId: string, jobState: JobState): Promise<void> {
-    return cyclotron.setState(jobId, jobState)
-}
-
-export function setQueue(jobId: string, queueName: string): Promise<void> {
-    return cyclotron.setQueue(jobId, queueName)
-}
-
-export function setPriority(jobId: string, priority: number): Promise<void> {
-    return cyclotron.setPriority(jobId, priority)
-}
-
-export function setScheduledAt(jobId: string, scheduledAt: Date): Promise<void> {
-    return cyclotron.setScheduledAt(jobId, scheduledAt.toISOString())
-}
-
-export function serializeObject(name: string, obj: Record<string, any> | null): string | null {
-    if (obj === null) {
-        return null
-    } else if (typeof obj === 'object' && obj !== null) {
-        return JSON.stringify(obj)
-    }
-    throw new Error(`${name} must be either an object or null`)
-}
-
-export function setVmState(jobId: string, vmState: Record<string, any> | null): Promise<void> {
-    const serialized = serializeObject('vmState', vmState)
-    return cyclotron.setVmState(jobId, serialized)
-}
-
-export function setMetadata(jobId: string, metadata: Record<string, any> | null): Promise<void> {
-    const serialized = serializeObject('metadata', metadata)
-    return cyclotron.setMetadata(jobId, serialized)
-}
-
-export function setParameters(jobId: string, parameters: Record<string, any> | null): Promise<void> {
-    const serialized = serializeObject('parameters', parameters)
-    return cyclotron.setParameters(jobId, serialized)
-}
-
-export function setBlob(jobId: string, blob: Uint8Array | null): Promise<void> {
-    return cyclotron.setBlob(jobId, blob)
-}
-
-export default {
-    initWorker,
-    initManager,
-    maybeInitWorker,
-    maybeInitManager,
-    createJob,
-    dequeueJobs,
-    dequeueJobsWithVmState,
-    flushJob,
-    setState,
-    setQueue,
-    setPriority,
-    setScheduledAt,
-    setVmState,
-    setMetadata,
-    setParameters,
-    setBlob,
-}
+export * from './manager'
+export * from './types'
+export * from './worker'
diff --git a/rust/cyclotron-node/src/manager.ts b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/manager.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..bba6488828ba2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/manager.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/no-var-requires
+const cyclotron = require('../index.node')
+
+import { convertToInternalPoolConfig, serializeObject } from './helpers'
+import { CyclotronJobInit, CyclotronPoolConfig } from './types'
+
+export class CyclotronManager {
+    constructor(private config: { shards: CyclotronPoolConfig[] }) {
+        this.config = config
+    }
+
+    async connect(): Promise<void> {
+        return await cyclotron.maybeInitManager(
+            JSON.stringify({
+                shards: this.config.shards.map((shard) => convertToInternalPoolConfig(shard)),
+            })
+        )
+    }
+
+    async createJob(job: CyclotronJobInit): Promise<void> {
+        job.priority ??= 1
+        job.scheduled ??= new Date()
+
+        // TODO: Why is this type of job snake case whereas the dequeue return type is camel case?
+        const jobInitInternal = {
+            team_id: job.teamId,
+            function_id: job.functionId,
+            queue_name: job.queueName,
+            priority: job.priority,
+            scheduled: job.scheduled,
+            vm_state: job.vmState ? serializeObject('vmState', job.vmState) : null,
+            parameters: job.parameters ? serializeObject('parameters', job.parameters) : null,
+            metadata: job.metadata ? serializeObject('metadata', job.metadata) : null,
+        }
+
+        const json = JSON.stringify(jobInitInternal)
+        return await cyclotron.createJob(json, job.blob ? job.blob.buffer : undefined)
+    }
+}
diff --git a/rust/cyclotron-node/src/types.ts b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/types.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..88c8a26099083
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/types.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+export type CyclotronPoolConfig = {
+    dbUrl: string
+    maxConnections?: number
+    minConnections?: number
+    acquireTimeoutSeconds?: number
+    maxLifetimeSeconds?: number
+    idleTimeoutSeconds?: number
+}
+
+// Type as expected by Cyclotron.
+export type CyclotronInternalPoolConfig = {
+    db_url: string
+    max_connections?: number
+    min_connections?: number
+    acquire_timeout_seconds?: number
+    max_lifetime_seconds?: number
+    idle_timeout_seconds?: number
+}
+
+export type CyclotronJobState = 'available' | 'running' | 'completed' | 'failed' | 'paused'
+
+export type CyclotronJob = {
+    id: string
+    teamId: number
+    functionId: string | null
+    created: Date
+    lockId: string | null
+    lastHeartbeat: Date | null
+    janitorTouchCount: number
+    transitionCount: number
+    lastTransition: Date
+    queueName: string
+    state: CyclotronJobState
+    priority: number
+    scheduled: Date
+    vmState: object | null
+    metadata: object | null
+    parameters: object | null
+    blob: Uint8Array | null
+}
+
+export type CyclotronJobInit = Pick<CyclotronJob, 'teamId' | 'functionId' | 'queueName' | 'priority'> &
+    Pick<Partial<CyclotronJob>, 'scheduled' | 'vmState' | 'parameters' | 'metadata' | 'blob'>
+
+export type CyclotronJobUpdate = Pick<
+    Partial<CyclotronJob>,
+    'queueName' | 'priority' | 'vmState' | 'parameters' | 'metadata' | 'blob'
+>
diff --git a/rust/cyclotron-node/src/worker.ts b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/worker.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..7b3411863af7d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rust/cyclotron-node/src/worker.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,120 @@
+// eslint-disable-next-line @typescript-eslint/no-var-requires
+const cyclotron = require('../index.node')
+import { convertToInternalPoolConfig, deserializeObject, serializeObject } from './helpers'
+import { CyclotronJob, CyclotronJobState, CyclotronJobUpdate, CyclotronPoolConfig } from './types'
+
+const parseJob = (job: CyclotronJob): CyclotronJob => {
+    return {
+        ...job,
+        vmState: deserializeObject('vmState', job.vmState),
+        metadata: deserializeObject('metadata', job.metadata),
+        parameters: deserializeObject('parameters', job.parameters),
+    }
+}
+
+export type CyclotronWorkerConfig = {
+    pool: CyclotronPoolConfig
+    /** The queue to be consumed from */
+    queueName: string
+    /** Max number of jobs to consume in a batch. Default: 100 */
+    batchMaxSize?: number
+    /** Whether the vmState will be included or not */
+    includeVmState?: boolean
+    /** Amount of delay between dequeue polls. Default: 50ms */
+    pollDelayMs?: number
+    /** Heartbeat timeout. After this time without response from the worker loop the worker will be considered unhealthy. Default 30000 */
+    heartbeatTimeoutMs?: number
+}
+
+export class CyclotronWorker {
+    isConsuming: boolean = false
+    lastHeartbeat: Date = new Date()
+
+    private consumerLoopPromise: Promise<void> | null = null
+
+    constructor(private config: CyclotronWorkerConfig) {
+        this.config = config
+    }
+
+    public isHealthy(): boolean {
+        return (
+            this.isConsuming &&
+            new Date().getTime() - this.lastHeartbeat.getTime() < (this.config.heartbeatTimeoutMs ?? 30000)
+        )
+    }
+
+    async connect(processBatch: (jobs: CyclotronJob[]) => Promise<void>): Promise<void> {
+        if (this.isConsuming) {
+            throw new Error('Already consuming')
+        }
+
+        await cyclotron.maybeInitWorker(JSON.stringify(convertToInternalPoolConfig(this.config.pool)))
+
+        this.isConsuming = true
+        this.consumerLoopPromise = this.startConsumerLoop(processBatch).finally(() => {
+            this.isConsuming = false
+            this.consumerLoopPromise = null
+        })
+    }
+
+    private async startConsumerLoop(processBatch: (jobs: CyclotronJob[]) => Promise<void>): Promise<void> {
+        try {
+            this.isConsuming = true
+
+            const batchMaxSize = this.config.batchMaxSize ?? 100
+            const pollDelayMs = this.config.pollDelayMs ?? 50
+
+            while (this.isConsuming) {
+                this.lastHeartbeat = new Date()
+
+                const jobs = (
+                    this.config.includeVmState
+                        ? await cyclotron.dequeueJobsWithVmState(this.config.queueName, batchMaxSize)
+                        : await cyclotron.dequeueJobs(this.config.queueName, batchMaxSize)
+                ).map(parseJob)
+
+                if (!jobs.length) {
+                    // Wait a bit before polling again
+                    await new Promise((resolve) => setTimeout(resolve, pollDelayMs))
+                    continue
+                }
+
+                await processBatch(jobs)
+            }
+        } catch (e) {
+            // We only log here so as not to crash the parent process
+            console.error('[Cyclotron] Error in worker loop', e)
+        }
+    }
+
+    async disconnect(): Promise<void> {
+        this.isConsuming = false
+        await (this.consumerLoopPromise ?? Promise.resolve())
+    }
+
+    async flushJob(jobId: string): Promise<void> {
+        return await cyclotron.flushJob(jobId)
+    }
+
+    updateJob(id: CyclotronJob['id'], state: CyclotronJobState, updates?: CyclotronJobUpdate): void {
+        cyclotron.setState(id, state)
+        if (updates?.queueName) {
+            cyclotron.setQueue(id, updates.queueName)
+        }
+        if (updates?.priority) {
+            cyclotron.setPriority(id, updates.priority)
+        }
+        if (updates?.parameters) {
+            cyclotron.setParameters(id, serializeObject('parameters', updates.parameters))
+        }
+        if (updates?.metadata) {
+            cyclotron.setMetadata(id, serializeObject('metadata', updates.metadata))
+        }
+        if (updates?.vmState) {
+            cyclotron.setVmState(id, serializeObject('vmState', updates.vmState))
+        }
+        if (updates?.blob) {
+            cyclotron.setBlob(id, updates.blob)
+        }
+    }
+}