diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 743d7a30ca4dc..7b7a450e679da 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -146,7 +146,7 @@
         "pmtiles": "^2.11.0",
         "postcss": "^8.4.31",
         "postcss-preset-env": "^9.3.0",
-        "posthog-js": "1.139.2",
+        "posthog-js": "1.139.3",
         "posthog-js-lite": "3.0.0",
         "prettier": "^2.8.8",
         "prop-types": "^15.7.2",
diff --git a/pnpm-lock.yaml b/pnpm-lock.yaml
index 18a35a0a62ff4..45bdf07dd9d4a 100644
--- a/pnpm-lock.yaml
+++ b/pnpm-lock.yaml
@@ -260,8 +260,8 @@ dependencies:
     specifier: ^9.3.0
     version: 9.3.0(postcss@8.4.31)
   posthog-js:
-    specifier: 1.139.2
-    version: 1.139.2
+    specifier: 1.139.3
+    version: 1.139.3
   posthog-js-lite:
     specifier: 3.0.0
     version: 3.0.0
@@ -17706,8 +17706,8 @@ packages:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-dyajjnfzZD1tht4N7p7iwf7nBnR1MjVaVu+MKr+7gBgA39bn28wizCIJZztZPtHy4PY0YwtSGgwfBCuG/hnHgA==}
     dev: false
 
-  /posthog-js@1.139.2:
-    resolution: {integrity: sha512-myyuOADqZvYwgqmriwlKDEUDwLhscivFLh67UWBj4Wt9kOlmklvJb36W0ES2GAS6IdojbnGZGH5lF3heqreLWQ==}
+  /posthog-js@1.139.3:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-NmPtOAXogxT/QSmeVCQJeIemBn8rEGfFPIXOynYKgXfntrw0KhzGXXvRXGLVjl5Zx6Nslf5NlmMnzmq1wjLZIA==}
     dependencies:
       fflate: 0.4.8
       preact: 10.22.0
diff --git a/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/aggregation_operations.py b/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/aggregation_operations.py
index 075599cb9beec..f013d65b6f054 100644
--- a/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/aggregation_operations.py
+++ b/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/aggregation_operations.py
@@ -5,7 +5,6 @@
 from posthog.hogql_queries.utils.query_date_range import QueryDateRange
 from posthog.models.team.team import Team
 from posthog.schema import BaseMathType, ChartDisplayType, EventsNode, ActionsNode, DataWarehouseNode
-from posthog.models.filters.mixins.utils import cached_property
 from posthog.hogql_queries.insights.data_warehouse_mixin import DataWarehouseInsightQueryMixin
 
 
@@ -71,18 +70,11 @@ def __init__(
         self.query_date_range = query_date_range
         self.is_total_value = is_total_value
 
-    @cached_property
-    def _id_field(self) -> ast.Expr:
-        if isinstance(self.series, DataWarehouseNode):
-            return ast.Field(chain=["e", self.series.id_field])
-
-        return ast.Field(chain=["e", "uuid"])
-
     def select_aggregation(self) -> ast.Expr:
         if self.series.math == "hogql" and self.series.math_hogql is not None:
             return parse_expr(self.series.math_hogql)
         elif self.series.math == "total":
-            return parse_expr("count({id_field})", placeholders={"id_field": self._id_field})
+            return parse_expr("count()")
         elif self.series.math == "dau":
             actor = "e.distinct_id" if self.team.aggregate_users_by_distinct_id else "e.person_id"
             return parse_expr(f"count(DISTINCT {actor})")
@@ -112,9 +104,7 @@ def select_aggregation(self) -> ast.Expr:
             elif self.series.math == "p99":
                 return self._math_quantile(0.99, None)
 
-        return parse_expr(
-            "count({id_field})", placeholders={"id_field": self._id_field}
-        )  # All "count per actor" get replaced during query orchestration
+        return parse_expr("count()")  # All "count per actor" get replaced during query orchestration
 
     def actor_id(self) -> ast.Expr:
         if self.series.math == "unique_group" and self.series.math_group_type_index is not None:
@@ -367,7 +357,7 @@ def _events_query(
                 (
                     """
                     SELECT
-                        count({id_field}) AS total
+                        count() AS total
                     FROM {table} AS e
                     WHERE {events_where_clause}
                     GROUP BY {person_field}
@@ -375,7 +365,7 @@ def _events_query(
                     if isinstance(self.series, DataWarehouseNode)
                     else """
                     SELECT
-                        count({id_field}) AS total
+                        count() AS total
                     FROM events AS e
                     SAMPLE {sample}
                     WHERE {events_where_clause}
@@ -383,7 +373,6 @@ def _events_query(
                 """
                 ),
                 placeholders={
-                    "id_field": self._id_field,
                     "table": self._table_expr,
                     "events_where_clause": where_clause_combined,
                     "sample": sample_value,
diff --git a/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/test/__snapshots__/test_trends.ambr b/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/test/__snapshots__/test_trends.ambr
index 02c5905fc6118..8d5b1251b1d31 100644
--- a/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/test/__snapshots__/test_trends.ambr
+++ b/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/test/__snapshots__/test_trends.ambr
@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         INNER JOIN
@@ -156,7 +156,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         LEFT OUTER JOIN
@@ -200,7 +200,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(e__group_0.properties___industry), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -310,7 +310,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(e__group_0.properties___industry), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -359,7 +359,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(replaceRegexpAll(nullIf(nullIf(JSONExtractRaw(e.properties, '$current_url'), ''), 'null'), '^"|"$', '')), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -400,7 +400,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(replaceRegexpAll(nullIf(nullIf(JSONExtractRaw(e.properties, '$current_url'), ''), 'null'), '^"|"$', '')), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -649,7 +649,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(replaceRegexpAll(nullIf(nullIf(JSONExtractRaw(e.properties, 'key'), ''), 'null'), '^"|"$', '')), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -892,7 +892,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         INNER JOIN
@@ -977,7 +977,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-26 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-02 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'event_name'), ifNull(equals(replaceRegexpAll(nullIf(nullIf(JSONExtractRaw(e.person_properties, 'name'), ''), 'null'), '^"|"$', ''), 'Jane'), 0))
@@ -1004,7 +1004,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         LEFT JOIN
@@ -1116,7 +1116,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         LEFT JOIN
@@ -1291,7 +1291,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfWeek(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'US/Pacific'), 0) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'US/Pacific'), toStartOfWeek(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2022-10-31 00:00:00', 6, 'US/Pacific')), 0)), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'US/Pacific'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2022-11-30 23:59:59', 6, 'US/Pacific'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -1345,7 +1345,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(replaceRegexpAll(nullIf(nullIf(JSONExtractRaw(e.properties, '$some_property'), ''), 'null'), '^"|"$', '')), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -1416,7 +1416,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(replaceRegexpAll(nullIf(nullIf(JSONExtractRaw(e.properties, '$some_property'), ''), 'null'), '^"|"$', '')), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -1460,7 +1460,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         INNER JOIN
@@ -1505,7 +1505,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         INNER JOIN
@@ -1550,7 +1550,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-28 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-04 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'watched movie'), ifNull(equals(replaceRegexpAll(nullIf(nullIf(JSONExtractRaw(e.properties, 'name'), ''), 'null'), '^"|"$', ''), '1'), 0))
@@ -1577,7 +1577,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         INNER JOIN
@@ -1622,7 +1622,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-28 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-04 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'watched movie'), ifNull(equals(nullIf(nullIf(e.mat_name, ''), 'null'), '1'), 0))
@@ -1649,7 +1649,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         INNER JOIN
@@ -1703,7 +1703,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-03 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-03 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -1893,7 +1893,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-29 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2001,7 +2001,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-29 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2076,7 +2076,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-29 00:00:00', 6, 'America/Phoenix')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 23:59:59', 6, 'America/Phoenix'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2184,7 +2184,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-29 00:00:00', 6, 'America/Phoenix')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 23:59:59', 6, 'America/Phoenix'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2259,7 +2259,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-29 00:00:00', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 23:59:59', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2367,7 +2367,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-29 00:00:00', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 23:59:59', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2476,7 +2476,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfHour(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC'))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 10:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2537,7 +2537,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfHour(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 00:00:00', 6, 'America/Phoenix'))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 10:59:59', 6, 'America/Phoenix'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2598,7 +2598,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfHour(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 00:00:00', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo'))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-05 10:59:59', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2625,7 +2625,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfWeek(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), 0) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfWeek(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-12 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')), 0)), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-26 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2652,7 +2652,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfWeek(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), 3) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfWeek(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-12 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')), 3)), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-26 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2679,7 +2679,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfWeek(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), 0) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), toStartOfWeek(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-12 00:00:00', 6, 'America/Phoenix')), 0)), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-26 23:59:59', 6, 'America/Phoenix'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2706,7 +2706,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfWeek(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), 3) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), toStartOfWeek(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-12 00:00:00', 6, 'America/Phoenix')), 3)), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'America/Phoenix'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-26 23:59:59', 6, 'America/Phoenix'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2733,7 +2733,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfWeek(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), 0) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), toStartOfWeek(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-12 00:00:00', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo')), 0)), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-26 23:59:59', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2760,7 +2760,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfWeek(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), 3) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), toStartOfWeek(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-12 00:00:00', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo')), 3)), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'Asia/Tokyo'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-26 23:59:59', 6, 'Asia/Tokyo'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -2794,7 +2794,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(e__pdi__person.properties___email), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -2855,7 +2855,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(e__pdi__person.properties___email), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
@@ -3161,7 +3161,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-28 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-04 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))))
@@ -3188,7 +3188,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-28 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-04 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -3463,7 +3463,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-28 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-04 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -3490,7 +3490,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-21 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-28 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -3517,7 +3517,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-28 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-04 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
@@ -3541,7 +3541,7 @@
   FROM
     (SELECT avg(total) AS total
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total
+       (SELECT count() AS total
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         INNER JOIN
           (SELECT argMax(person_distinct_id2.person_id, person_distinct_id2.version) AS person_id,
@@ -3568,7 +3568,7 @@
   FROM
     (SELECT avg(total) AS total
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total
+       (SELECT count() AS total
         FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
         LEFT OUTER JOIN
           (SELECT argMax(person_distinct_id_overrides.person_id, person_distinct_id_overrides.version) AS person_id,
@@ -3605,7 +3605,7 @@
           (SELECT avg(total) AS total,
                   breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
            FROM
-             (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+             (SELECT count() AS total,
                      ifNull(nullIf(toString(replaceRegexpAll(nullIf(nullIf(JSONExtractRaw(e.properties, 'color'), ''), 'null'), '^"|"$', '')), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
               FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1.0
               INNER JOIN
@@ -3648,7 +3648,7 @@
           (SELECT avg(total) AS total,
                   day_start AS day_start
            FROM
-             (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+             (SELECT count() AS total,
                      toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
               FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
               INNER JOIN
@@ -3690,7 +3690,7 @@
           (SELECT avg(total) AS total,
                   day_start AS day_start
            FROM
-             (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+             (SELECT count() AS total,
                      toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
               FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
               LEFT OUTER JOIN
@@ -3789,7 +3789,7 @@
        (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
                day_start AS day_start
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.uuid) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC')) AS day_start
            FROM events AS e SAMPLE 1
            WHERE and(equals(e.team_id, 2), greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2019-12-28 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.timestamp, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2020-01-04 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), equals(e.event, 'sign up'))
diff --git a/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/test/__snapshots__/test_trends_data_warehouse_query.ambr b/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/test/__snapshots__/test_trends_data_warehouse_query.ambr
index 59d0c6f5c2781..206c3eca85c8a 100644
--- a/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/test/__snapshots__/test_trends_data_warehouse_query.ambr
+++ b/posthog/hogql_queries/insights/trends/test/__snapshots__/test_trends_data_warehouse_query.ambr
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.id) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(e.prop_1), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM s3('http://host.docker.internal:19000/posthog/test_storage_bucket-posthog.hogql.datawarehouse.trendquery/*.parquet', 'object_storage_root_user', 'object_storage_root_password', 'Parquet', '`id` String, `prop_1` String, `prop_2` String, `created` DateTime64(3, \'UTC\')') AS e
@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@
                day_start AS day_start,
                breakdown_value AS breakdown_value
         FROM
-          (SELECT count(e.id) AS total,
+          (SELECT count() AS total,
                   toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC')) AS day_start,
                   ifNull(nullIf(toString(e.prop_1), ''), '$$_posthog_breakdown_null_$$') AS breakdown_value
            FROM s3('http://host.docker.internal:19000/posthog/test_storage_bucket-posthog.hogql.datawarehouse.trendquery/*.parquet', 'object_storage_root_user', 'object_storage_root_password', 'Parquet', '`id` String, `prop_1` String, `prop_2` String, `created` DateTime64(3, \'UTC\')') AS e
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.id) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM s3('http://host.docker.internal:19000/posthog/test_storage_bucket-posthog.hogql.datawarehouse.trendquery/*.parquet', 'object_storage_root_user', 'object_storage_root_password', 'Parquet', '`id` String, `prop_1` String, `prop_2` String, `created` DateTime64(3, \'UTC\')') AS e
         WHERE and(ifNull(greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2023-01-01 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), 0), ifNull(lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2023-01-07 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), 0))
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.id) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM s3('http://host.docker.internal:19000/posthog/test_storage_bucket-posthog.hogql.datawarehouse.trendquery/*.parquet', 'object_storage_root_user', 'object_storage_root_password', 'Parquet', '`id` String, `prop_1` String, `prop_2` String, `created` DateTime64(3, \'UTC\')') AS e
         WHERE and(ifNull(greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2023-01-01 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), 0), ifNull(lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2023-01-07 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), 0), equals(e.prop_1, 'a'))
@@ -144,7 +144,7 @@
     (SELECT sum(total) AS count,
             day_start AS day_start
      FROM
-       (SELECT count(e.id) AS total,
+       (SELECT count() AS total,
                toStartOfDay(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC')) AS day_start
         FROM s3('http://host.docker.internal:19000/posthog/test_storage_bucket-posthog.hogql.datawarehouse.trendquery/*.parquet', 'object_storage_root_user', 'object_storage_root_password', 'Parquet', '`id` String, `prop_1` String, `prop_2` String, `created` DateTime64(3, \'UTC\')') AS e
         WHERE and(ifNull(greaterOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC'), toStartOfDay(assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2023-01-01 00:00:00', 6, 'UTC')))), 0), ifNull(lessOrEquals(toTimeZone(e.created, 'UTC'), assumeNotNull(parseDateTime64BestEffortOrNull('2023-01-07 23:59:59', 6, 'UTC'))), 0), equals(e.prop_1, 'a'))