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<html oncontextmenu="return false" onselectstart="return false" ondragstart="return false"><head><title>Pokameni - Service interrompu</title>
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Open+Sans:300,400,700" rel="stylesheet">
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document.onkeydown = function(e) {
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alert("Je ne pense pas que ce soit possible. 🔐");
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</head><body><article>
<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 202.24 202.24"><defs><style>.cls-1{fill:#fff;}</style></defs><title>Poka.Host reviendra</title><g id="Layer_2" data-name="Layer 2"><g id="Capa_1" data-name="Capa 1"><path class="cls-1" d="M101.12,0A101.12,101.12,0,1,0,202.24,101.12,101.12,101.12,0,0,0,101.12,0ZM159,148.76H43.28a11.57,11.57,0,0,1-10-17.34L91.09,31.16a11.57,11.57,0,0,1,20.06,0L169,131.43a11.57,11.57,0,0,1-10,17.34Z"></path><path class="cls-1" d="M101.12,36.93h0L43.27,137.21H159L101.13,36.94Zm0,88.7a7.71,7.71,0,1,1,7.71-7.71A7.71,7.71,0,0,1,101.12,125.63Zm7.71-50.13a7.56,7.56,0,0,1-.11,1.3l-3.8,22.49a3.86,3.86,0,0,1-7.61,0l-3.8-22.49a8,8,0,0,1-.11-1.3,7.71,7.71,0,1,1,15.43,0Z"></path></g></g></svg>
<h1>Service interrompu</h1>
<div>
<p>À ce moment précis, ce service est interrompu, vous pourrez obtenir plus d'informations ou nous contacter sur <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Pokameni">Twitter</a>. Selon le service affecté, il est probable que nous reviendrons vite. 😎</p>
<p>— Pokameni</p>
</div>
</article>
</body></html>