Upside down birds have not been added to the game

[Nomad7]

Everyone wants upsidedown birds.

Steps to reproduce:

1. Play one of the adventures with parrot distractions
2. Observe the parrot distractions

Expected results:
In rare cases (maybe 1% of parrots), the parrot should fly upside down.

Actual results:
No parrots ever fly upside ever and it makes me sad. :(

Notes:
Better yet, what if an adventure had only upside down parrots for all distractions?
Ooh, or a new upside down parrot spawned after every kill?
No, wait, all the enemies are upside down parrots too - and so are all the champions, and the familiars, and all the text is parrot hieroglyphs, mauahaha!

[Nomad7]

This (joke example) feature request may be better channeled into an entirely separate game:
Idle Parrots of the Upside Down