diff --git a/code/modules/thunderdome/items/special_kits.dm b/code/modules/thunderdome/items/special_kits.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1071354effd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/thunderdome/items/special_kits.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+/**
+ * Here lie special thunderdome items.
+ * Absurdly strong or weak bundles included.
+ */
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome
+	name = "Uncle Trasen's special gift"
+	desc = "You'll never know, what's inside."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/mr_chang_technique/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/mr_chang_technique(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/mr_chang_coat(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/mr_chang_sandals(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/mr_chang_band(src)
+	var/obj/item/stack/spacecash/cash = new(src)
+	cash.amount = 50000
+	for(var/i = 0, i < 10, i++)
+		new /obj/item/coin/silver(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/mr_chang_technique/spicy/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/mr_chang_technique(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/mr_chang_coat(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/mr_chang_sandals(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/mr_chang_band(src)
+	new /obj/item/melee/energy/axe(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/bombarda/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/gun/projectile/bombarda(src)
+	for(var/i = 0, i < 3, i++)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/grenade/improvised/smoke_shell(src)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/grenade/improvised/flame_shell(src)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/grenade/improvised/exp_shell(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/crossbow/populate_contents()
+	var/obj/item/gun/throw/crossbow/cbow = new(src)
+	cbow.cell = new /obj/item/stock_parts/cell/infinite(cbow)
+	new /obj/item/weldingtool(src)
+	new /obj/item/arrow/rod/fire(src)
+	new /obj/item/arrow/rod/fire(src)
+	new /obj/item/arrow/rod/fire(src)
+	new /obj/item/arrow/rod(src)
+	new /obj/item/arrow/rod(src)
+	new /obj/item/arrow/rod(src)
+	new /obj/item/arrow/rod(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/crossbow/energy/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/gun/energy/kinetic_accelerator/crossbow(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/ertm/pentic_acid(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/spears/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/twohanded/spear(src)
+	new /obj/item/twohanded/spear(src)
+	new /obj/item/twohanded/spear(src)
+	new /obj/item/restraints/legcuffs/bola/energy(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/laser_eyes/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/lasers(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/maga/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/black/krav_maga/sec(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/ertm/perfluorodecalin(src)
+
+/**
+ * Oh god.
+ */
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/gbs/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/gbs(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/singulatiry/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/twohanded/singularityhammer(src)
+	new /obj/item/implanter/adrenalin(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/thunderdome/thunderdome_battle.dm b/code/modules/thunderdome/thunderdome_battle.dm
index 0823d9a973f..2b2b63bed28 100644
--- a/code/modules/thunderdome/thunderdome_battle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/thunderdome/thunderdome_battle.dm
@@ -64,7 +64,6 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(tdome_arena_melee, locate(/area/tdome/newtdome/CQC))
 		/obj/item/twohanded/mjollnir = 1,
 		/obj/item/twohanded/chainsaw = 1,
 		/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber = 1,
-		/obj/item/twohanded/singularityhammer = 1,
 		/obj/item/twohanded/fireaxe = 1,
 		/obj/item/melee/icepick = 1,
 		/obj/item/melee/candy_sword = 1,
@@ -75,9 +74,14 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(tdome_arena_melee, locate(/area/tdome/newtdome/CQC))
 		/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/mantisblade = 1,
 		/obj/item/CQC_manual = 1,
 		/obj/item/sleeping_carp_scroll = 1,
-		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/black/krav_maga/sec = 1,
 		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless/rapid = 1,
-		/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/mr_chang_technique = 1
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/mr_chang_technique = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/mr_chang_technique/spicy = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/spears = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/maga = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/gbs = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/singulatiry = 1,
+		/obj/item/implanter/adrenalin = 1
 	)
 
 	var/list/ranged_pool = list(
@@ -101,7 +105,12 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(tdome_arena_melee, locate(/area/tdome/newtdome/CQC))
 		/obj/item/gun/projectile/automatic/pistol/m1911 = 1,
 		/obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/golden = 1,
 		/obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/nagant = 1,
-		/obj/item/gun/energy/gun/nuclear = 2
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/gun/nuclear = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/bombarda = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/crossbow = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/crossbow/energy = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/thunderdome/laser_eyes = 1,
+		/obj/item/implanter/adrenalin = 1
 	)
 
 /**
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index 463df9c09dc..c5663e40d64 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -2841,6 +2841,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\thunderdome\thunderdome_battle.dm"
 #include "code\modules\thunderdome\components\death_timer_reset.dm"
 #include "code\modules\thunderdome\components\thunderdome_death_signaler.dm"
+#include "code\modules\thunderdome\items\special_kits.dm"
 #include "code\modules\tooltip\tooltip.dm"
 #include "code\modules\unit_tests\_unit_tests.dm"
 #include "code\modules\vehicle\ambulance.dm"