toki pona pangram
+today i have thought, "what if there was a toki pona pangram?" have you thought of this too? no? e x c e l l e n t !
+i first came up with "waso mi li jo e poki uta ante", which roughly translates to "my bird has a different mouth container".
+then i thought of the shorter and concerningly funnier "waso mi li jo e toki unpa" which i will not translate because of a certain word being highly inappropriate
+then i thought of the slightly longer, slightly more appropriate and even more concerningly funnier "mi ken ala uta e waso pimeja" which translates to "i can't kiss black birds" which - first of all, common sense, don't kiss any bird; and second of all, i feel like the bird would fly away before you even got close to kissing it.
+that's that, feel free to dm me on discord with other pangrams if you find/make any shorter or funnier ones!! :]
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