insults.py

list_of_insults = [
    "fart smeller"
    , "I can't tell if I'm talking to your face or your asshole"
    , "dickweed"
    , "buttpirate"
    , "douchenozzle"
    , "bitch"
    , "dick"
    , "jackass"
    , "turtledick"
    , "shut your cockholster"
    , "fudgepacker"
    , "I think you'd be in hufflepuff"
    , "wanker"
    , "dumbshit"
    , "suck a bag of dicks"
    , "before I met you I was pro-life"
    , "shitbag"
    , "mouth breather"
    , "I hope something you love catches on fire"
    , "pissant"
    , "if you die, I'm not going to your funeral"
    , "if you were any less intelligent I would have to water you twice a week"
    , "you look like a before picture"
    , "your mother has two cunts and you're one of them"
    , "dumbass"
    , "you're not very nice and I don't like you"
    , "son of a bitch"
    , "shithead"
    , "how appropriate, you fight like a cow"
    , "calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people"
    , "twat"
    , "your mother fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whore house"
    , "fuckface"
    , "horsefucker"
    , "everyone who ever loved you was wrong"
    , "ho bag"
    , "you are a sad, lonely little man, and you have my pity"
    , "why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
    , "clitsquiggle"
    , "dickhead"
    , "douche canoe"
    , "asshat"
    , "you're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit"
    , "you have the most depressing smile"
    , "dipshit"
    , "pussy"
    , "your muff is cabbage"
    , "you sir, are unremarkable and unmemorable in every respect"
    , "cum dumpster"
    , "ball licker"
    , "thundercunt"
    , "you're not pretty enough to be this much of a bitch"
    , "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man"
    , "skank"
    , "bastard"
    , "with a face like yours, I'd be very careful who and what I make fun of"
    , "I hope you step on a Lego"
    , "I would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand"
    , "prick"
    , "the sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine"
    , "I had sex with your wife"
    , "turd sandwich"
    , "jive turkey"
    , "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
    , "I hope your asshole grows taste buds"
    , "bitch, you dumb"
    , "you are the opposite of batman"
    , "if your vagina had a password, it would be \"password\""
    , "I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and the depth"
    , "fucktard"
    , "you're the Belgacom of people"
    , "you're the AT&T of people"
    , "I worship the ground that awaits your grave"
    , "history will judge me harshly for not having killed you"
    , "go climb a wall of dicks"
    , "whoever's willing to fuck you is just too lazy to jerk off"
    , "you look fat when you cry"
    , "anyone who has ever loved you was wrong"
    , "wash your fuckin' mouth, you've got seven kinds of cock breath"
    , "I hope you fall in a hole so deep that you die of thirst before you hit the bottom"
    , "does your ass ever get jealous from all the shit that comes out of your mouth?"
    , "I hope you out-live your children"
    , "I'd insult you but nature did a better job"
    , "look, I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you"
    , "dude if I wanted a comeback I'd scrape it off your moms face"
    , "you should have been a blow job!"
    , "Scruffy-looking nerf-herder"
    , "somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive. Find it and apologize"
    , "if you had another brain it'd die of loneliness"
    , "I hope your day will be as pleasent as you are"
    , "I've been hated by better people than you"
    , "I've been called worse by better people"
    , "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT."
    , "you must've been born on a highway cause thats where all the accidents happen"
    , "I will plant a tree in your mother's ass and fuck your sister in its shade"
    , "go write some php"
    , "you have the mental agility of a bagel"
    , "you are the human equivalent of a snap-back fedora"
    , "too bad your mother didn't believe in abortion"
    , "you have the personality of an unflushed toilet"
    , "mouth-breather"
    , "you're useless as the g in lasagna"
    , "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with you, Hitler, and Bin Laden, I would shoot you twice"
    ]