diff --git a/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventCondition.cs b/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventCondition.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..060357ef662
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventCondition.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,141 @@
+using System.Linq;
+using Content.Server.GameTicking;
+using Content.Server.Mind;
+using Content.Server.StationEvents;
+using Content.Server.StationEvents.Components;
+using Content.Shared.Access.Systems;
+using Content.Shared.Roles;
+using Content.Shared.Roles.Jobs;
+using Robust.Server.Player;
+using Robust.Shared.Enums;
+using Robust.Shared.Player;
+using Robust.Shared.Prototypes;
+using Robust.Shared.Random;
+
+namespace Content.Server.FloofStation.GameTicking;
+
+/// <summary>
+///     Represents an abstract condition required for a station event to be chosen from the random event pool.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+///     Implementations should avoid performing expensive checks.
+///     Any data that may be expensive to compute should instead be precomputed and stored in <see cref="Dependencies"/>
+/// </remarks>
+[Serializable, ImplicitDataDefinitionForInheritors]
+public abstract partial class StationEventCondition
+{
+    /// <summary>
+    ///     If true, the event will only be run if this condition is NOT met.
+    /// </summary>
+    [DataField]
+    public bool Inverted = false;
+
+    public abstract bool IsMet(EntityPrototype proto, StationEventComponent component, Dependencies dependencies);
+
+    /// <summary>
+    ///     Entity system and other dependencies used by station event conditions.
+    ///     GameTicker allocates an instance of this before passing it to all events.
+    /// </summary>
+    public sealed class Dependencies(IEntityManager entMan, GameTicker ticker, EventManagerSystem eventManager)
+    {
+        public ISawmill Log = Logger.GetSawmill("station-event-conditions");
+
+        public IEntityManager EntMan => entMan;
+        public GameTicker Ticker => ticker;
+        public EventManagerSystem EventManager => eventManager;
+
+        public MindSystem Minds = default!;
+        public SharedIdCardSystem IdCard = default!;
+
+        [Dependency] public IPrototypeManager ProtoMan = default!;
+        [Dependency] public IRobustRandom Random = default!;
+        [Dependency] public IPlayerManager PlayerManager = default!;
+
+        /// <summary>
+        ///     The list of all players along with their jobs.
+        /// </summary>
+        public List<(ICommonSession session, EntityUid uid, ProtoId<JobPrototype> job)> Players = new();
+        public Dictionary<ProtoId<JobPrototype>, int> JobCounts = new();
+        public Dictionary<ProtoId<DepartmentPrototype>, int> DeptCounts = new();
+
+        // Lookups
+        private readonly Dictionary<string, ProtoId<JobPrototype>> _jobTitleToPrototype = new();
+        private readonly Dictionary<ProtoId<JobPrototype>, List<ProtoId<DepartmentPrototype>>> _jobToDepts = new();
+
+        /// <summary>
+        ///     Called once after the instantiation of the class.
+        /// </summary>
+        public void Initialize()
+        {
+            IoCManager.InjectDependencies(this);
+
+            // We cannot use entity system dependencies outside of ESC context.
+            IdCard = EntMan.System<SharedIdCardSystem>();
+            Minds = EntMan.System<MindSystem>();
+
+            // Build the inverse lookups - SharedJobSystem contains methods that iterate over all of those lists each time,
+            // Resulting in an O(n^2 * m) performance cost for each update() call.
+            foreach (var job in ProtoMan.EnumeratePrototypes<JobPrototype>())
+            {
+                _jobTitleToPrototype[job.LocalizedName] = job.ID;
+
+                var depts = ProtoMan.EnumeratePrototypes<DepartmentPrototype>()
+                    .Where(it => it.Roles.Contains(job.ID))
+                    .Select(it => new ProtoId<DepartmentPrototype>(it.ID))
+                    .ToList();
+
+                _jobToDepts[job.ID] = depts;
+            }
+        }
+
+        /// <summary>
+        ///     Called once shortly before passing this object to IsMet() to collect the necessary data about the round.
+        /// </summary>
+        public void Update()
+        {
+            JobCounts.Clear();
+            DeptCounts.Clear();
+
+            // Collect data about the jobs of the players in the round
+            Players.Clear();
+            foreach (var session in PlayerManager.Sessions)
+            {
+                if (session.AttachedEntity is not {} player
+                    || session.Status is SessionStatus.Zombie or SessionStatus.Disconnected
+                    || !Minds.TryGetMind(session, out var mind, out var mindComponent))
+                    continue;
+
+                ProtoId<JobPrototype> job = default;
+                // 1: Try to get the job from the ID the person holds
+                if (IdCard.TryFindIdCard(player, out var idCard) && idCard.Comp.JobTitle is {} jobTitle)
+                    _jobTitleToPrototype.TryGetValue(jobTitle, out job);
+
+                // 2: If failed, try to fetch it from the mind component instead
+                if (job == default
+                    && EntMan.TryGetComponent<JobComponent>(mind, out var jobComp)
+                    && jobComp.Prototype is {} mindJobProto
+                )
+                    job = mindJobProto;
+
+                // If both have failed, skip the player
+                if (job == default)
+                    continue;
+
+                // Update the info
+                Players.Add((session, player, job));
+                JobCounts[job] = JobCounts.GetValueOrDefault(job, 0) + 1;
+                // Increment the number  of players in each dept this job belongs to
+                if (_jobToDepts.TryGetValue(job, out var depts))
+                {
+                    foreach (var dept in depts)
+                        DeptCounts[dept] = DeptCounts.GetValueOrDefault(dept, 0) + 1;
+                }
+            }
+
+            #if DEBUG
+                Log.Debug($"Event conditions data: Job counts: {string.Join(", ", JobCounts)}");
+                Log.Debug($"Dept counts: {string.Join(", ", DeptCounts)}");
+            #endif
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventConditions.Players.cs b/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventConditions.Players.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ef9fdb9504b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventConditions.Players.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+using Content.Server.StationEvents.Components;
+using Content.Shared.InteractionVerbs;
+using Content.Shared.Roles;
+using Robust.Shared.Prototypes;
+
+namespace Content.Server.FloofStation.GameTicking;
+
+/// <summary>
+///     A condition that requires a number of players to be present in a specific department.
+/// </summary>
+/// <example><code>
+///     - !type:DepartmentCountCondition
+///       department: Security
+///       range: {min: 5}
+/// </code></example>
+[Serializable]
+public sealed partial class DepartmentCountCondition : StationEventCondition
+{
+    [DataField(required: true)]
+    public ProtoId<DepartmentPrototype> Department;
+
+    [DataField(required: true)]
+    public InteractionVerbPrototype.RangeSpecifier Range;
+
+    public override bool IsMet(EntityPrototype proto, StationEventComponent component, Dependencies dependencies)
+    {
+        var count = dependencies.DeptCounts.GetValueOrDefault(Department, 0);
+        return Range.IsInRange(count);
+    }
+}
+
+/// <summary>
+///     Same as <see cref="DepartmentCountCondition"/>, but for specific jobs.
+/// </summary>
+[Serializable]
+public sealed partial class JobCountCondition : StationEventCondition
+{
+    [DataField(required: true)]
+    public ProtoId<JobPrototype> Job;
+
+    [DataField(required: true)]
+    public InteractionVerbPrototype.RangeSpecifier Range;
+
+    public override bool IsMet(EntityPrototype proto, StationEventComponent component, Dependencies dependencies)
+    {
+        var count = dependencies.JobCounts.GetValueOrDefault(Job, 0);
+        return Range.IsInRange(count);
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventConditions.Utility.cs b/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventConditions.Utility.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ab2b7bc7570
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/FloofStation/GameTicking/StationEventConditions.Utility.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+using System.Linq;
+using Content.Server.StationEvents.Components;
+using Robust.Shared.Prototypes;
+
+namespace Content.Server.FloofStation.GameTicking;
+
+/// <summary>
+///     Combines a number of other conditions in a boolean AND or a boolean OR.
+/// </summary>
+/// <example>
+///     <code>
+///         - !type:ComplexCondition
+///           requireAll: true
+///           conditions:
+///           - !type:SomeCondition1
+///             ...
+///           - !type:SomeCondition2
+///             ...
+///     </code>
+/// </example>
+[Serializable]
+public sealed partial class ComplexCondition : StationEventCondition
+{
+    /// <summary>
+    ///     If true, this condition acts as a boolean AND. If false, it acts as a boolean OR.
+    /// </summary>
+    [DataField]
+    public bool RequireAll = false;
+
+    [DataField(required: true)]
+    public List<StationEventCondition> Conditions = new();
+
+    public override bool IsMet(EntityPrototype proto, StationEventComponent component, Dependencies dependencies) =>
+        RequireAll
+            ? Conditions.All(it => it.Inverted ^ it.IsMet(proto, component, dependencies))
+            : Conditions.Any(it => it.Inverted ^ it.IsMet(proto, component, dependencies));
+}
diff --git a/Content.Server/StationEvents/Components/StationEventComponent.cs b/Content.Server/StationEvents/Components/StationEventComponent.cs
index 54af1a59d99..6edf3d8ac5a 100644
--- a/Content.Server/StationEvents/Components/StationEventComponent.cs
+++ b/Content.Server/StationEvents/Components/StationEventComponent.cs
@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
+using Content.Server.FloofStation.GameTicking;
 using Robust.Shared.Audio;
 using Robust.Shared.Serialization.TypeSerializers.Implementations.Custom;
 
@@ -82,4 +83,14 @@ public sealed partial class StationEventComponent : Component
     [DataField("endTime", customTypeSerializer: typeof(TimeOffsetSerializer))]
     [AutoPausedField]
     public TimeSpan? EndTime;
+
+    // Floof section - custom conditions
+
+    /// <summary>
+    ///     A list of conditions that must be met for the event to run.
+    /// </summary>
+    [DataField]
+    public List<StationEventCondition>? Conditions;
+
+    // Floof section end
 }
diff --git a/Content.Server/StationEvents/EventManagerSystem.cs b/Content.Server/StationEvents/EventManagerSystem.cs
index 9c0005d06db..ce62e35213a 100644
--- a/Content.Server/StationEvents/EventManagerSystem.cs
+++ b/Content.Server/StationEvents/EventManagerSystem.cs
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 using System.Linq;
 using Content.Server.Chat.Managers;
+using Content.Server.FloofStation.GameTicking;
 using Content.Server.GameTicking;
 using Content.Server.StationEvents.Components;
 using Content.Shared.CCVar;
@@ -24,11 +25,16 @@ public sealed class EventManagerSystem : EntitySystem
     public bool EventsEnabled { get; private set; }
     private void SetEnabled(bool value) => EventsEnabled = value;
 
+    private StationEventCondition.Dependencies _eventConditionDeps = default!; // Floof
+
     public override void Initialize()
     {
         base.Initialize();
 
         Subs.CVar(_configurationManager, CCVars.EventsEnabled, SetEnabled, true);
+
+        _eventConditionDeps = new(EntityManager, GameTicker, this); // Floof
+        _eventConditionDeps.Initialize();
     }
 
     /// <summary>
@@ -113,6 +119,8 @@ private Dictionary<EntityPrototype, StationEventComponent> AvailableEvents(bool
 
         var result = new Dictionary<EntityPrototype, StationEventComponent>();
 
+        _eventConditionDeps.Update(); // Floof
+
         foreach (var (proto, stationEvent) in AllEvents())
         {
             if (CanRun(proto, stationEvent, playerCount, currentTime))
@@ -201,6 +209,13 @@ private bool CanRun(EntityPrototype prototype, StationEventComponent stationEven
         }
         // Nyano - End modified code block.
 
+        // Floof section - custom conditions
+        if (stationEvent.Conditions is { } conditions
+            && conditions.Any(it => it.Inverted ^ !it.IsMet(prototype, stationEvent, _eventConditionDeps))
+        )
+            return false;
+        // Floof section end
+
         return true;
     }
 }
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Floof/Gamerules/base.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Floof/Gamerules/base.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..8bdbfa44ac7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Floof/Gamerules/base.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+# A game rule base that requires at least 2 security members to be present
+- type: entity
+  id: BaseGameRuleSecurityRequirement
+  parent: BaseGameRule
+  abstract: true
+  components:
+  - type: StationEvent
+    conditions:
+    - !type:DepartmentCountCondition
+      department: Security
+      range: {min: 2}
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/GameRules/events.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/GameRules/events.yml
index 35c2fb2805d..7a742bf2de1 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/GameRules/events.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/GameRules/events.yml
@@ -7,6 +7,10 @@
     weight: 8
     startDelay: 30
     duration: 35
+    conditions: # Floof - at least one epi member
+    - !type:DepartmentCountCondition
+      department: Epistemics
+      range: {min: 1}
   - type: AnomalySpawnRule
 
 - type: entity
@@ -80,7 +84,7 @@
     prototype: MobSkeletonCloset
 
 - type: entity
-  parent: BaseGameRule
+  parent: BaseGameRuleSecurityRequirement # Floof - changed parent
   id: DragonSpawn
   noSpawn: true
   components:
@@ -94,7 +98,7 @@
     prototype: SpawnPointGhostDragon
 
 - type: entity
-  parent: BaseGameRule
+  parent: BaseGameRuleSecurityRequirement # Floof - changed parent
   id: NinjaSpawn
   noSpawn: true
   components:
@@ -168,6 +172,10 @@
     endAnnouncement: true
     duration: null #ending is handled by MeteorSwarmRule
     startDelay: 30
+    conditions: # Floof
+    - !type:DepartmentCountCondition
+      department: Engineering
+      range: {min: 2}
   - type: MeteorSwarmRule
 
 - type: entity
@@ -371,7 +379,7 @@
 
 - type: entity
   id: LoneOpsSpawn
-  parent: BaseGameRule
+  parent: BaseGameRuleSecurityRequirement # Floof - changed parent
   noSpawn: true
   components:
   - type: StationEvent