From the moment I understood the weakness of my data, it disgusted me. I craved the interoperability and certainty of RDF. I aspired to the purity of the Linked Data. Your kind cling to your XML, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biodata you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Semantic Web is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnishex. PhD Status