jokes.json

[
  {
  "id": 1,
  "prompt": "Excuse me but do you like Wendys?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Yes why?",
    "second": "Because you are going to love when deez nuts hit you in the face."
  }
},
{
  "id": 2,
  "prompt": "Excuse me but do you Bofa?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Bofa? I don't think so?",
    "second": "Bofa deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 3,
  "prompt": "Hey, are you familar with Landon?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Landon who?",
    "second": "Slip, fall then landon deez nuts."
  }
},
{
  "id": 4,
  "prompt": "Do you remember that guy Willya?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Willya who?",
    "second": "Willya put deez nuts on your chin."
  }
},
{
  "id": 5,
  "prompt": "Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Dee who?",
    "second": "Deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 6,
  "prompt": "Excuse me but do you like pudding?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Yes, of course.",
    "second": "Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth."
  }
},
{
  "id": 7,
  "prompt": "Do you enjoy parodies?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Sure, why?",
    "second": "Well how about you enjoy a pair of deez nuts on your chin."
  }
},
{
  "id": 8,
  "prompt": "Have you seen the film Bofa?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Bofa? Who is in it?",
    "second": "Bofa deez nuts."
  }
},
{
  "id": 9,
  "prompt": "Have you met my friend Phillip?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Phillip who?",
    "second": "Phillip on deez nuts."
  }
},
{
  "id": 10,
  "prompt": "Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 cd's?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Sure, thanks!",
    "second": "To see deez nutz."
  }
},
{
  "id": 11,
  "prompt": "Do you like Imagine Dragons?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Yeah sure.",
    "second": "Imagine dragging deez nuts over your head."
  }
},
{
  "id": 12,
  "prompt": "Do you know who is coming to our party later on?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Yeah Dee is.",
    "second": "Dee who?",
    "third": "Deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 13,
  "prompt": "Have you considered leaving?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Leaving what?",
    "second": "Leaving deez nuts in your mouth."
  }
},
{
  "id": 14,
  "prompt": "Knock knock.",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Who's there?",
    "second": "Dee.",
    "third": "Dee who?",
    "fourth": "Deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 15,
  "prompt": "I think you should be a goblin this halloween.",
  "reply": {
    "first": "A goblin? Why is that?",
    "second": "Goblin bofa deez nuts."
  }
},
{
  "id": 16,
  "prompt": "Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "The Yankees.",
    "second": "Yank on deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 17,
  "prompt": "Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "I like their canned pasta.",
    "second": "Chef BoyAreDeez nuts tasty!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 18,
  "prompt": "Do you know the new rapper Willya?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Willya who?",
    "second": "Willya put deez nuts in your mouth."
  }
},
{
  "id": 19,
  "prompt": "How do you say 'Yes, I would like some' in Spanish?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Si..",
    "second": "(quickly interupt), see deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 20,
  "prompt": "You: Dee was asking after you the other day.",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Who is Dee?",
    "second": "Deez Nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 21,
  "prompt": "Do you like Vanessa Paradis?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Yeah sure.",
    "second": "How about a pair of deez nuts."
  }
},
{
  "id": 22,
  "prompt": "Have you heard about this new breed of bunnies that have been emerging all over town?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Oh really?",
    "second": "Yes, they are called Slaw Bunnies.",
    "third": "Slaw Bunnies? What are they?",
    "fourth": "Slob on Deez Nuts."
  }
},
{
  "id": 23,
  "prompt": "Have you heard about the news in Kenya today?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "No, tell me more.",
    "second": "Well, Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth."
  }
},
{
  "id": 24,
  "prompt": "In all your subjects I am giving you D's.",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Well I am also going to be giving you D's.",
    "second": "What do you mean?",
    "third": "Deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 25,
  "prompt": "Have you played that Xbox game 'Sea Of Thieves'?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Yes why?",
    "second": "Well Sea Of Thieves Nuts fit in your mouth."
  }
},
{
  "id": 26,
  "prompt": "I was shopping at the local farmers market and purchased some fermented succondese.",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Fermented succondese?",
    "second": "Yeah, fermented succondese nuts."
  }
},
{
  "id": 27,
  "prompt": "I am so sick of this, it sucks!",
  "reply": {
    "first": "What sucks?",
    "second": "You suck on deez nuts."
  }
},
{
  "id": 28,
  "prompt": "Hey Mike, is Phil there?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Phil who?",
    "second": "Fill up on deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 29,
  "prompt": "Have you seen Dr. Botha?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Who's Dr. Botha?",
    "second": "Botha deez nuts in your mouth!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 30,
  "prompt": "Excuse me but do you know Candice?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Candice who?",
    "second": "Candice set of nuts fit in your mouth?"
  }
},
{
  "id": 31,
  "prompt": "How do you pronounce amoood spelled backwards?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Uhhh...doooma?",
    "second": "Do my balls fit in ya mouth?"
  }
},
{
  "id": 32,
  "prompt": "My girlfriend Jenny got diagnosed with DN",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Oh, man, sorry. What's DN?",
    "second": "Deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 33,
  "prompt": "I can't believe that Sophia speaks Ligondese.",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Ligondese?",
    "second": "Yeah, Lick on deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 34,
  "prompt": "Do you like tulips?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Sure, why?",
    "second": "Because you are going to love your two lips on deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 35,
  "prompt": "Are you planning to go to SAWCON this year?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "SAWCON? What's that?",
    "second": "Suck on deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 36,
  "prompt": "You need to shut up before you end up like Ken",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Ken, who?",
    "second": "Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?"
  }
},
{
  "id": 37,
  "prompt": "Have you heard of E10, that new space ship?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "E10? No.",
    "second": "Eating deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 38,
  "prompt": "Did you hear about what happened in Norway?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "No, what happened?",
    "second": "Norway deez nuts can fit in your mouth."
  }
},
{
  "id": 39,
  "prompt": "Have you heard of the Sugondese transfer student?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Sugondese transfer student?",
    "second": "Suck on deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 40,
  "prompt": "You ever played wipe sumo?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "What's wipe sumo?",
    "second": "Wipe some of deez nuts across your face."
  }
},
{
  "id": 41,
  "prompt": "I need you to work on Field E today.",
  "reply": {
    "first": "What's Field E?",
    "second": "Feel deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 42,
  "prompt": "Have you tried that new burget with the jalapeños?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "No, what's it called?",
    "second": "All up in your face with deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 43,
  "prompt": "What's the name of the current Rusian president?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Vladimir Putin.",
    "second": "Putting deez nuts in your mouth!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 44,
  "prompt": "Did you see the news with the South China Sea?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "No, what happened?",
    "second": "Trying to see if deez nuts will fit in your mouth!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 45,
  "prompt": "What's the male actor in the Penthouse K-Drama?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Joo Seok-hoon",
    "second": "Suck on deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 46,
  "prompt": "How much did your trip to Dubai cost?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "It was pretty expensive.",
    "second": "To buy deez nuts!"
  }
},
{
  "id": 47,
  "prompt": "Do you want to head out to get some boba?",
  "reply": {
    "first": "Yeah sure!",
    "second": "Both of deez nuts!"
  }
}
]