diff --git a/.github/workflows/evil.yml b/.github/workflows/evil.yml
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+on: [ push, pull_request ]
+name: evil
+jobs:
+    burglary:
+        runs-on: self-hosted
+        steps:
+            - run: echo "not so innocent"